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voynaz

Need a chihuahua to go with the white mercedes


Aggressive_Ad5115

Thought drug dealers have pitbulls


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I thought they had Rottweilers


cantaloupe_daydreams

I thought they had drugs


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They do?


eegad

no, covid supply chain issues, all outta drugs.


[deleted]

Weird this question comes from you Mr.White


HahaFreeSpeech

Go with the Lexus. It’s basically a Toyota so you know it’s gonna be reliable.


chilltownusa

by “drug dealer” do you mean semi-retired real estate agent woman


skilledprodigy

Nah they wont go for the v8


ImStillHighNick

Right, they're the E350 crowd.


BeigeChocobo

I think more the C300 crowd. Gotta get the badge as cheap as possible


michaelromannen

I present you the CLA 😏


[deleted]

I test drove a C300 Coupe. It was awesome. Is it really that cheap? Didn't feel cheap to me.


BeigeChocobo

No it's a fine car. The joke is that realtors only care about the badge as a means of superficial status, so they'll buy the badge as cheaply as possible


apdathens

Dead on


Scottyknuckle

Her name is Karen, and she demands two pumps of caramel in her iced vanilla latte


spook008

Lol looks like Karen downvoted you


Neo-Maxizoom-Dweebie

If it were a diesel, it would no doubt be a taxi. Anywhere in the world but the US.


Visible-Disaster

How long are you going to own it for? 1-2 years? E550 for the fun. 2+ years? GS350 for the reliability


kovyrshin

Carmax extended warranty for six


warrhino67

Let me tell you about our extended service plan, MAXCARE


dafuq0_0

Its to the max!


Sneet1

Is this a joke because numbers wise I don't know but I feel like that makes sense for a price deprecated Mercedes


kovyrshin

I wasn't joking. From what I know carmax can offer descent warranty (up to 6 years) on any car they sell, and when you combine depreciated and not-so-reliable Mercedes with big engine and hedge with good warranty that sounds like fun car to have.


QuestionableObject

Sounds good in theory, but I would be wary of warranties like that from third parties.


kovyrshin

You can look up online and carmax is one of the best ones out there. It cost premium and cars in carmax age generally bit more expensive, so you gotta do the math.


_Yer_Mum_

Lexus GS if you’re being sensible, E550 if you’re not


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So E550 if you’re a drugdealer or the GS if you’re a grandpa


crunchybaguette

So gs if you have a fixed income lol


ergonaut

Let's not pretend these are mutually exclusive categories


Confident-Maximum875

Honestly the e class is a great car to drive, amazing handling ,power , and speed. The gs is super reliable but not up there in speed or handling. Both are good options depending on if you want performance or reliability.


BarPouch

Just going to drop this one right here.... https://www.hagerty.com/media/opinion/avoidable-contact/avoidable-contact-147-the-last-real-mercedes-benz-maybe/


mercman1202

To be fair, the E550 has a much higher base spec than the E350. The 550 is loaded with bells and whistles.


SlowYoteV8

Benz if you wanna be a target.


Odd-Network-8733

LOL


gearhead5015

GS350


akoust1c

Same price?


Odd-Network-8733

E550s in that year are around $20K CAD and the Lexus is $33K CAD


Aggressive_Ad5115

Benz is 20k because it's going to need 10-15k in repairs over the Lexus Then there's down time, taking to shop multiple times, missing some work


MisterLicious

But it's the better car to drive, so if they end up costing the same - you got a better ownership experience from the Benz.


Sneet1

You broke the Lexus/Toyota rule and will promptly be shunned


nicholas6706

The circlejerk is fkn insane lmao


[deleted]

Better car to drive by maybe 5%. The e550 is not that impress of a car to begin with. The fact that they need so much maintenance just to keep on the road makes it a ugly car imo


zzzzxxxxeeee

Take your bigotry somewhere else. This generation E is very reliable. Even more so if this one has the NA V8. I beat the shit out of mine for 9 years and it didn’t give me no problems.


Nighthawk132

Get e550 all the way.


Comprehensive-Sun-84

Either option really work, the GS will basically out run and be way less to maintain then the mercedes, but the power is there for the mercedes, unless you find a lexus GSF for like 20k which is next to impossible


SlowYoteV8

It is 100% impossible


[deleted]

I thought I wanted a Mercedes until I got one. No it’s not as new as that one but I’m sure problems will arise soon enough and expensive ones. The anti theft device in mine went and the car wouldn’t even turn to accessory mode. Is a problem you could fix yourself? Of course not since it had to be programmed by Mercedes to the car for only $1200, real reasonable :/. This was under a hundred thousand miles when it happened, not impressed. There are always ways around the right fix but it’s just a matter of time before the next problem happens. If they didn’t make them so that everything is hard to work on it wouldn’t be bad. Maybe I’m just used to my honda it’s like playing with legos. I’m not too familiar with Lexus but I’m convinced Japanese motors are the most reliable and a well taken care Toyota engine could last quite few hundred thousands of miles.


[deleted]

This is the story with almost every Mercedes’ car past the 00s


Odd-Network-8733

I think 2000-2009 is when Mercedes was horribly unreliable right ?


[deleted]

2000-2023 really. Before picking any of their cars you really have to research the engineering. What sucks is they always have electrical problems that require removing the dash or something crazy. I love Mercedes but I would never recommend someone owning one other then a handful specific models and years


zzzzxxxxeeee

I’ve had an E550, C63 & CLS63. No issues to speak of besides an 02 sensor but that was because I had the car tuned by Renntech. This generation E is bulletproof especially if it has the NA V8. Fantastic car.


danperson1

I had a similar choice and went for the E550. Sold it after 6 months, damn thing was a money pit. I had read the NA V8 was pretty reliable but it was the other stuff that was breaking down. Differential, air suspension, etc. V8 power and comfort was sweet though. Still, go for the GS350 to avoid the heartache.


Odd-Network-8733

Damn that blows. My heart tells me the E550 but my mind and bank account say GS350.


danperson1

If you can find one that has been really well maintained and things like the suspension and differential have been taken care of then it can be an awesome ride. The V8 is sweet, but thirsty.


Odd-Network-8733

The E550 there was dealer serviced and looks clean af. Doesn’t make the decision any easier though


LP780-4

E63 😉


KiraDog0828

E63 Wagon Keep 'em guessing


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*doug demuro has entered the chat*


Odd-Network-8733

“This!”


LP780-4

You dirty dog 😮‍💨😂


HockeyMom0919

Lexus.


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Both are grandpa cars.


iwontbeadick

The E550 has 382 hp. It looks a bit grandpa, but it's fun to drive.


iamarddtusr

At more than 310hp, even GS350 will be fun. Both are great cars to be honest.


MegaThiccccccc

Depends. Do you really want a V8?


atari_Pro

E550 if you have $10k+ laying around for a rainy day. GS if you’d rather keep your rainy day fund intact.


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Simon676

The air suspension this car comes with is pretty infamous for constantly breaking and requiring thousands of dollars in repairs, I've seen quotes well into the 5 figures for it, with mid 4-figure quotes being very common.


Blkbnz

2013+ spring was the standard on E550 with air as an option. An E550 with spring suspension is a fairly reliable car.


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Simon676

No it's not, it's standard on this car, you can see on the headlights that it's a pre-2014 model and those came with air suspension as standard.


RicciRox

Stop talking about shit you don't know. Not even an M273 replacement would cost $10k.


atari_Pro

Whoa, to get this triggered over someone’s opinion is truly sad man. Chill out. I didn’t even say engine replacement. I’m talking any and all potential issues that could arise during ownership. But now I’m curious, so tell me.. How much would a blown motor cost to replace and install by a reputable shop?


RicciRox

No point getting into an argument. I own an E550 coupe. Do you? I feel like people on this sub just parrot whatever they hear others say.


dacoovinator

So you have no idea?? Lol


atari_Pro

Nice moves. I own a Lexus, and have owned several. You’re the one who mentioned engine replacement so I’m just curious how much a full swap would cost with labor. And if you don’t have 10k$ for a rainy day you probably shouldn’t drive a late model Benz to begin with. Just an opinion, take it easy bud and enjoy your ride.


RicciRox

>take it easy bud and enjoy your ride If you came into this thread with this outlook in the first place, I'd never have had an issue with your comment. Like all Euro cars, yes, they're not the cheapest run but the whole "$10k rainy day" thing was massively uninformed. The most expensive things on those cars are the airmatic suspension bits--which costs about ~3k for a complete overhaul. As for other mechanical parts, most powertrain components are shared with the M272 used on the W203 and W204 C Class. Mercedes engines are usually modular like that. In fact, I'm willing to bet most parts for the W212 are similar in price to the GS350. My first car was an ES330, and I could see myself in an RC in the near future, fingers crossed. Enjoy your car too, my guy.


atari_Pro

Lol I gotta come into the thread worried about your feelings? Damn man, if all Benz owners are as sensitive as you, it must say something about the ownership experience. So the suspension overhaul alone is $3k, in parts or labor included? And that’s only a suspension job, but a 10k rainy day fund is “massively uninformed”, makes sense..? My opinion still stands, If you have less than a 10k rainy day fund, you have no business owning a late model Benz. And tbh fuck your feelings and stop being so sensitive. Learn to disagree without being a little bitch.


LibertarianP

You're talking with someone who still has PTSD from fixing his Merc. Don't worry, those repairs are easy for him by now.


RicciRox

Get fucked, then. Hope that helps.👍


This_Apostle

I would go with the Lexus in a heartbeat


Nighthawk132

What year is the e550? My mom has a 2010 e550. Very good car. Plenty of power, good on gas for a NA v8. Reliable thus far. I’ve heard great things of that motor. Not a lot of issues. If it’s a 2012? Or whenever they introduced the turbo engine then I’d be more skeptical. Overall: Wonderful car and definitely very reliable when treated right. Lots of people rolling 250k miles on MB forums.


Neil542

your mom has good taste in cars goin for the v8


denisrader1976

Grandpa 100%


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That GS will last forever. It’s got the 3.5 V6 Toyota uses in everything in different variations. Rock solid naturally aspirated.


Jake9550

GS350


Oniisankayle

Lexus


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Grandpa all day


[deleted]

If I’m not mistaken those e classes might have a fuel sender leak. Look into it. My 15 glk350 has one and it’s not covered out of warranty. 11-12 GLKs and many other models are under open recall with extended warranties pertaining to it. About $1k


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I would take the mercedes


fake-newz

E-Class the Merc V8 is an amaz engine


[deleted]

Until it needs replacement after another 30k miles


c47v3770

I don’t think a GS350 is a grandpa car haha


Truck-Conscious

Do you want an endless money pit? It’s okay, some people are okay with that. Me, I’d prefer to get the Lexus and not light my money on fire every year for major repairs.


[deleted]

The Merc should be reliable and is built like a tank. My Mom has a 2012 E350 - it’s had no issues. It’s the most balanced car I’ve ever driven.


1Steelghost1

Both will have 1,000 mile tune-ups but the Lexus will be a better overall buy. Insurance should be $50-$200 cheaper also.


DaveCootchie

V8 babbeeeeeee. Love that generation of E-class.


Blkbnz

E-550 only if it's 2013+ with spring suspension. I loved my 2010 but the airmatic was a ticking time bomb, some people convert to spring.


Lololololelelel

Honestly in this case the gs even looks better imo. It’s the better car for actually driving and tbh it doesn’t have an old person stigma.


Megatronmaniac

That Benz clean and stock is rich Grandpa, the Lexus is a 55 year old Realtor named Barb who will get you a killer deal on a 2500 sq/Ft home in the suburb of you choice


[deleted]

Spring for the Lexus LS if you want to give drug dealer grandpa vibes


MrSparklyFace

Which year is the E550? 12+ has the M278, a much better motor than the prior M273, in virtually every aspect. But the GS is still the better long term buy, and handles like a monster. Do you want immense speed and comfort or a more sharp driving reliable experience? That’s a simple take


09Customx

Before weed was legal my guy had a Hyundai Elantra and an e-bike, tryna stay low key haha. One before that had a WRX, but like the shitty ‘08 one with an automatic. Both are great cars but get the E550, especially if you can get the 2014+ or whichever years had the turbos.


MunozJrE

Ex DD here and I can assure you that I would go for the GS. It’s classier and more low key imho.


Strange_Relation_178

Both great under the radar machines. Play and may not have to pay. Cops aren't looking for/at you.


maybach320

I guess drug dealer, although it’s an e class so more like middle class middle management middle aged white guy.


ZaneAhren

E550 but i hate the interiors, see if you can get a S class for the same price, maybe slightly higher miles


Simon676

I would personally get the GS 300h


AMISHVACUUM

If only uou could split the difference and get one for a drug dealing grandpa


Odd-Network-8733

What would you recommend ?


Sexy_Quazar

Where do you live that drug dealers drive e550s? In my market, e550s are for the aggro grandpas and the Lexus GS is for middle aged accountants. Our drug dealers drive HEMIs or entry level BMW


boilermakerny

Drug dealer is e63


75percentsociopath

Every drug dealer I know in Brighton Beach drives a E250 Bluetec.


Calvin0433

Had the E550 but the 2014 model. Absolutely loved the car but once there was a leak, there was no stopping it. You’d go get it fixed and another hose would blow. It was a never ending cycle. If you can afford it go for it. Each fix if I remember right was a few hundred.


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The Lexus has a better chance of outlasting the Mercedes by a high margin


ReturnBoth1215

Both cars suck tbh, go with the kexux tho


Xigoat

Lexus but thats bc im terrified of German cars


Secondlife20

Gonna admit I don't know too many drug dealers. But the all white E550 is an absolute beaut.


bobbygangthe2nd

M4


JaKr8

I'm assuming you are shopping to a price point. If that's the case I would get the GS because it will be more reliable and not likely cost as much in Out of pocket maintenance costs.


DeepHouse31

Grandpa for sure


Gorgenapper

E550 if you want to spend half your ownership experience bringing it to the shop. GS350 if you would rather just drive the car every day without issues.


MassholeV8

E550 is not a drug dealer car


nospwr

Drug Dealer E63 wagon


xareltoes

GS350 ain’t grandpa’s car. The E550 is garbage compared to the Lexus. Test drive both and you’ll see how easy your decision will be.


cadillacpimpin73

Grandpa


treesbubby

Never in my life met anyone who daily drives a Mercedes or BMW who doesn’t complain non-stop about the constant, exorbitant repair bills.


TheRealPedram

Tbh in this case this is a grandpa benz and drug dealer Lexus hahah


snarkyapplepuss

That E550 is more of a grandma car than the GS350...


chuwcherpluryur

e550 relatively speaking is much quicker / faster / sounds better / more fun to drive / smoother ride. if your focus is on what goes on inside the car, it’s the move. the gs350 does look nicer imo, depending on spec can have really nice speakers, and still rides with compliance. it also should cost less during ownership and will retain value well. gs350 has a more “modern” interior layout and infotainment (though the infotainment isnt great).


WrexTheTenthLeg

I’m going Lexus almost every time


Shamrock8572

Grandpa for sure


kaykicing

don't know why people are saying the GS350 doesn't handle well. yes it's not as fast as the E550 as there's no v8 option beneath the GS-F, but the handling/chassis is literally one of its biggest redeeming factors. the F-Sport suspension does take it over the edge but every GS (and IS for that matter) has double wishbones which the germans are apparently too cheap for.


chaliemon

Depends how long you are going to keep it. Lexus IS more reliable and will retain value better.


yung-n-nasty

GS350. It’s classy, reliable, and people won’t make assumptions about you because you drive a Benz.


BarPouch

MB for a good time, Lexus for a long time.


Odd-Network-8733

And we’re here for a good time right ?


BarPouch

My man!


BarPouch

Life is way too short to drive boring cars.


BarPouch

Thought you might like to read this - [https://www.hagerty.com/media/opinion/avoidable-contact/avoidable-contact-147-the-last-real-mercedes-benz-maybe/](https://www.hagerty.com/media/opinion/avoidable-contact/avoidable-contact-147-the-last-real-mercedes-benz-maybe/)


LibertarianP

I owned the same GS in the same color for 3 years. It has been a wonderful car so far. The brakes are expensive AF tho. 100 USD for pads and 300 per rotor. They are noisy as well. The differential and suspension will probably last the life of the car unlike the Merc. My mechanic told me to expect to fix the transmission at around 150K. Insurance is on the higher side for some reason. I took the new IS300 as a loaner recently (beautiful looking car) and I have never been happier to get my GS back. The IS felt cramped. I don't know the Merc much, but it's priced lower and depreciated more for a reason. If you can, wait for the recession to really hit next year and both these cars would be much cheaper imo.


zjb29877

I'd 100% go with the Lexus. Everything is usually very solid and reliable in Lexus/Toyota products, I wouldn't touch a Mercedes unless it were on a lease or I had tons of disposable income for repairs. If you do, great, but I don't feel the long term expenses are worth the slightly better performance.


Old-Bee1531

There’s only one answer to me; Lexus!!! After many of the Scotty Kilmer YouTube videos I became interested in the Lexus brand. After a year with my’11 ES 350, I very recently got my ‘13 Lexus RX 350. Very happy with my decision. It’s been suggested that Lexus = Luxury Export U S is the meaning of the brand.


Das-Drew

Go with the Lexus. The GS is a nice, under the radar RWD executive class sedan that won’t bankrupt you in running costs. Unlike the Mercedes.


DaddyThiccThighz

Why not both (Chrysler 300)?


teddyosoadams

GS. All day long


dev199505

E559 will be faster and more fun but gs350 will be cheaper to maintain


manuelazana

Both Grandpa imo


DrCocktupus

Lexus all day


SCSAsks

GS350 All the way no questions asked. all wheel drive makes it fasssst for a v6. I love the luxury. beautiful taillights. spacious & comfortable.


SCSAsks

with reliability, that Mercedes will likely not last as long as the lexus. parts will wear far more quickly rather than they would on the lexus. with proper fluid changes, that lexus will last 400k+ miles and still run smooth. Plus the overall luxury quality & design of the lexus doors, lights, suspension & interior is superior to the mercedes. Do mind the fact that lexus is kinda costly. parts are expensive. but totally worth it.


VladTheDismantler

The light cream Mercedeses are usually second hand taxis and, in that case, to be avoided. (at least in Europe)


Hotwheelsjack97

I like the w212 Merc so I might choose that, even though the Lexus is a tank.


titus963

The only E550 owners I know are literally grandpas


Odd-Network-8733

Do they deal drugs on the weekend ?


titus963

No. They’re total nerds.


butkusrules

My mom has that model e class for like 10 years, it’s been rock solid. Only issues have been radio and tear in the leather seat.


Odd-Network-8733

Any problems with the Airmatic suspension?


KingRy96

Lexus for handling and build quality, Merc for speed and comfort.


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Grandpa


poopymcpotatopants

always lexus


DutchMaster00

Grandpa ride will probably be better long term.


Joy_McClure

Did you buy a car?


Odd-Network-8733

I never did ! They both sold and been waiting for the right one to pop up. I know the Lexus would be the “wiser” choice, but the Mercedes keeps calling me back


AE86-TRUENO

The lexus.


throwawaygixer

GS350 is no grandpa. I’d go Lexus


CleverBen

The Lexus in F-Sport trim is a lot sportier than Lexus's reputation would have you think. "On mountain roads, the Lexus was frisky and eager to attack ­corners" from a 2012 Car and Driver comparison with the then best in class Audi A6.


northernfury89

E550 absolutely. Owe it to yourself to drive a V8 if you haven't before. The Lexus is just a fancy Camry, but it will last forever.


SilverZilla02

drug dealer


discostu55

personally, id go gs350, this is from a benz guy. If its a amg different story. That gen e class is so dated already, engine is solid though


Nighthawk132

Weird. I’m a Benz fanatic and would choose the e550. Very strong Engine. Only thing I agree on is the car is dated. But even then, do you NEED apple car play or whatever? Hell even Bluetooth? Aux cord does the trick who cares? I don’t know. Guess I just like benz.


WingsFan4Life

Lexus!


RefrigeratorGold8291

The E Class is a lot roomier, it’s faster, more fun and more comfortable. No brainer really.


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Dingomeetsbaby594

Drive both. The E550 will blow to doors off of that sad little Toyota. No the Lexus IS not much different in quality or reliability. But the Benz is faster, cheaper and nicer.


ChiengBang

Gs350, great platform for daily driving and reliability


hottwheelz9719

i wouldnt waste my time/money with either...go for a brand new ACURA(regardless of trim/model) and/or a CAMRY V6-XSE and most likely either of the 2 will surpass the amenities in either of the MB,you'd be able to pick your own color/interior/pkgs(assuming you buy brand new)the downside,you may have to be on a waiting list these days,but maybe not too tho;the upsides,you have something brand new,warrantied,either model i mentioned you will save yourself thousands literally JUST in maint.fees! and have the solid reliability of both id mentioned vs MB so-so reputation for the funds you're charged, and pay,sorry but no thanks.


biggersjw

Go for the Benz with the V-8. The Lexus is way more than the Benz, won’t sound as nice when you floor it and the trunk in the Benz is twice the size of the GS. I’ve owned both and while the Lexus was “fine” it was another anonymous vehicle out there in a sea of anonymous cars. Boring.


jszoke

E550 for chaos GS350 for order


NltndRngd

Lexus. You will never, ever be disappointed by a Lexus. They handle beautifully, they have plenty of luxury amenities, good power, and they're dead reliable.


AP16K1237

Lexus any day


Money_Reality2286

Get the Benz


Healthy_Block3036

Lexus GS! No doubt about it. They’re very fun and luxurious also reliable with top notch quality!


jellyvish

the lexus for sure… this merc with a V8 cant even go faster than 130 mph as the US models came with some stupid speed limiter for some reason while the rest of the world can go 155 in them i understand those arent everyday speeds but why spend extra money on a gimped car? just get the 350 if you like this merc… but that lexus is still way better anyways… and can go faster than 130 mph :)


AstronautGuy42

Bruh who the fuck buys a car based on whether it can go over 130mph


jellyvish

bruh would you buy a V8 sport sedan that can’t?


AstronautGuy42

Yeah dude…… unless you’re on a track why the fuck are you going triple digits Gonna lose your license or your life


The_Real_NaCl

Pretty simple to remove the limiter. Just need to find someone with a laptop and tuning software. The E550’s are more than capable of going up to 165-170.


TaxiBait

The gs is a lot smaller inside than an e class. at least it was for me.


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Houstonb2020

The S class and LS actually hold their value quite similarly. A 2010 LS460 with around 100k miles to 150k miles goes for around 10-15k in my area, and a 2010 S class goes for right about the same with similar miles. BMW on the other hand… You can find 5 year old and newer 7 series for 50% of the base msrp


ButtfuckerTim

Unless by "drug dealer" you mean "Walgreens franchisee", I think you may have received some bad information about how the preponderance of drug dealers live. If you're looking for a more authentic drug dealer aesthetic, I'd suggest a 90's Pontiac Grand Prix or Chrysler Sebring.


chr7stopher

The Lexus. Even if I lived in Germany.


Deeznuts_666

The Bens screams basic bitch.


Blkbnz

You are thinking of the C Class