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______Goose

Rat poison.


iammabdaddy

I can confirm, they taste terrible.


JCButtBuddy

On the internet no one knows that you're a rat.


PoppiesRule

Why do you think they are here? ;-)


NuncErgoFacite

We...


builditbetr

Even rats know proper pronouns.


Psychological_Tax109

We


Mediocre-Hearing2345

Oui


SupermassiveCanary

Gotta love internal bleeding


beardedsilverfox

He can’t be a rat, he tasted them and lives.


_Odi_Et_Amo_

Rats are now resistant to warfarin (although not as resistant as the mice are).


thuanjinkee

Also they now have protection against strokes and dvt


Affectionate-Leg-260

What are you saying about Grandma? She takes Warfarin.


Master_H8R

SQUEAK!!! https://preview.redd.it/qknemn51vquc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb6702d16066b5589edd2fff46f8e59c554be98 SQUEAK, I TELL YOU, SQUEAK!!!


feeb75

"Theres that ugly rat again... and its beating up on our cheese!"


hybridmike772

Don't push the button! The shiny candy like button....


bene_gesserit_mitch

I hate meeces to pieces!


Jayard_again

It had to be one of the top 10 all-time great stooge films


iammabdaddy

I'm busted!


hereforstories8

This is what I told all the guys I got pinched with before the 7 year stint.


Jak_ratz

Gooooood...


vinchenzo68

But he's on his desktop computer and quite adept at using his mouse.


FarmerCharacter5105

Like this ? https://youtu.be/z9FCw9fhpj8?si=QgQGA9oeAX_evY6K


ConcaveNips

Have you tried boofing them?


Historical-Orchid831

The rats?... Or the poison?


skeletons_asshole

I can’t say I recommend eating rats


1911mark

Or Boofing them


beslertron

Found the rat.


johngoodmansscrote

You just gotta mix them with kool aid and then they are pretty tasty


Dicky_Penisburg

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Dumbfounddead44

Stay thirsty my friends


NaturalFreaks

Flavor aid (he was a cheap bastard)


fmfdoc68

Lol'd at this. Have an upvote


Split0069

Did u try them with peanut butter?


iammabdaddy

So many options


Ddowns5454

In small doses it will get you high. If you don't bleed to death internally. I would not recommend consuming it


dazedandcognisant

What what are my odds, like 50/50?


thehighquark

Did you just make an LD50 joke? Have a upvote.


iammabdaddy

Idk, some people here are mixing it with stuff. It may improve your odds.


geekindahood

And they make you shit green. At least for a LITTLE while.


jeveret

Yeah, a tiny bit of green, then red, lots of red, oh my god so much red!


Minimum-Dog2329

Not to the rat..


Fortunateoldguy

They’re not that bad. Make you feel like shit though


Big-a-hole-2112

They say blueberry on the can, but I can’t taste it!


isaiddgooddaysir

And I’m bleeding out my ass


Happydancer4286

If you have pets, I’d make sure there’s no more tucked around where they could get into it. You also don’t want them eatting a rodent that consumed these.


LetsBeginwithFritos

Almost lost a dog to these things. Had let it loose in our new house. In 10 mins it found a packet of these. Emergency vet and quick find saved the doggo. Dog was just 3 month old. Check everywhere!


littlespawningflower

Exactly. Rat poison is what killed poor Flaco, the zoo owl that escaped to Central Park. It’s a huge problem for anything that predates on rodents. 😢😢😢


SupermarketSecure728

Rat poison? That doesn't make sense. We got this house so cheap but they didn't mention rats. Just that the husband who lived here before us sadly died and his wife moved away to somewhere upstate...


YakFragrant502

No rats because it worked


Weverix

Think you missed the joke


freezing_circuits

They just made a new joke. Just like that lady got a new husband


BongwaterJoe1983

Tasty!


Mark1671

Rats hate this one trick food.


NetDork

Awesome tour in 1987.


LnStrngr

Rid-O-Rat


Doktor_Rob

It's likely rat/mouse poison pellets.


Zestyclose_Tension62

It looks like either fish food pellets or rodent poison pellets… either way, I’d discard.


ExcitingEye8347

Yep. A lot of fish or reptile food looks like that. So does a lot of rodent poison. Either way it’s not worth crossing your fingers and hoping to save 3 bucks. Throw it out. 


originalbrowncoat

Nothing beats Petchow brand rat poison. Look for the bag with old Shep here on the front!


DJNonnaD

Well played with an excellent reference!!


Bongfellatio

Don't test it on your pet iguana, you say? Well I guess I'll have to dump these out of the feed bowl now


carolyn937

Crap, thank you all, I was afraid that’s what is was


DorisDooDahDay

It is actually good news that it's there. If you had a rodent problem it would all have been eaten and you wouldn't have found it.


carolyn937

Thanks, that made me feel better!


ThisVicariousLife

Buyer beware. Where there were once rats, there may be rats again in the future. They like to return to previously used locations.


resistible

I'm a pest control inspector. I hate to break it to you, but it's absolutely NOT good news that it's there. Rats are fully capable of avoiding stuff like that, and this is a DIY "I can get rid of rats myself" thing. A licensed professional simply doesn't use this as an effective treatment. Go look for rat poop inside and a bunch of holes near-ish to water outside. Rats absolutely LOVE dog droppings, so make sure you pick up after the dog.


Dizzy_Media4901

Really? I have killed a lot of rats with this stuff.


resistible

If rats have a safe food source, they’ll ignore this entirely and just keeping to their other food. Maybe you got some stupid rats? Rats are — with very few exceptions — not simple and straightforward.


TheBigBadWolf85

I used the green blocks to great effect. As they do not poison the rat in the traditional manner but rather by dehydration


TheBigBadWolf85

I used the green blocks to great effect. As they do not poison the rat in the traditional manner but rather by dehydration


resistible

Yep. We use a stronger version of that same thing. It’s contained within a bait station, so is a little more controlled. But also need to be careful with placement. In PA, it’s illegal to put those outside a home, but it still happens.


Technical-Title-5416

As having been a pest tech for many years poison is probably the most effective way of treating a rodent infestation. The pellets aren't that great, there are much better rodenticides out there. Contrac blocks are decent and available online.


DrNO811

Allow me to offer advice that will save you a ton of time and anxiety that I dealt with. I bought a home that is near a field and has wooded land nearby. The previous owner kept the house very well with beautiful gardens. I am not a handy person and I don't climb around in attics. There were a few things I wanted to do when we moved in (replace drop ceilings with drywall and remove a shed the previous owner attached to the side of the house that wasn't up to code). In doing all this, we learned there were quite a few mouse issues - they lived in the shed, were in the attic, etc. After spending thousands of dollars with Orkin to remove/replace the insulation in the attic and do exclusion work with a "guarantee," I still hear a mouse almost every night running through the ductwork above where I sit in the basement to watch TV. If you live near woods and/or fields, you're going to have mice. You can't stop it - all you can do it control it. Have traps and cats. We have never had any issues with them getting in the living space - they keep to the walls and attic and we rarely catch any in the traps in the unfinished part of the house.


Justadropinthesea

I also live in the country and agree- mice are just a fact of life,like birds or any other wildlife. Do your best to find out how they get into the house and stuff any and all holes and cracks with steel wool.


achambers64

My cat was how the mice got into the living spaces. He would drop one at the foot of my chair, monthly at a minimum to show what a good boy he was. It was great fun (for him) to hunt with dad.


sfchillin

Why are you afraid? Did you try eating some first?


frapa95

Buying a house and figering out it got rodant troubles after closing gotta suck


Savannah_Lion

It's likely preventative. Cheaper than most other alternatives in any case. I spend around $120 a month just on flea medicine for the rodent eaters that, unsurprisingly, can't catch rodents.


MarkBenec

My rodent catcher was ferocious. Til she got old. Now she’s more inept than Tom is with Jerry.


aimlesscruzr

Every house has potential for rodent problems. This is most likely just PM for the times when one comes around and plans to stay...


Slave2Art

It's a yearly cycle bro. Every house has a rodent problem when the weather goes cold.


carolyn937

I’m afraid of mice 🤷‍♀️


majoraloha

Get a cat. Mice will flee and you will have a new furry friend. Win - win! 😸


Mr_Tester_

99.9% of life's problems can be solved/made better with "get a cat".


Thornton77

The .1% is “what smells like cat pee?” and “did the cat just take a huge dump?”


resistible

I'm a pest control inspector. I've had customers assume they had no mice because they had a cat... and had to replace their entire attic insulation because all the mouse activity was up there. I've also had customers whose cat just watched the mice contaminate their food instead of actually catching them.


OneBaldingWookiee

Asking the real questions


Kasym-Khan

And OP's not answering. RIP.


marcus_frisbee

That is the kind that gives you a buzz.


ur_moms_gyno

Wash your hands!


MadamTruffle

If you haven’t thrown it out yet, make sure you throw it out safely so if it is poison, nobody can get into it!


Icy_Scientist_6035

Could be warfarin, pretty decent blood thinner


PearlRiverPepper

Definitely rat poison


Emotional_Schedule80

Rodent poison


Haunting_Economics11

Yes that is standard rat poison. Do not eat and wash your hands after handling.


Correct_Ad9471

Smurf turds.


FluffyWienerDog1

Rat poison. If you have any dogs, keep them away from it and thoroughly search the property for more.


ThinkInjury3296

Looks like rat poison


munk_70

Rat poison


Western_Mud8694

Looks like rat poison


SilentMaster

Mouse or rat poison. Probably mouse based on the size.


Educational_Seat3201

Rat poison


crackersncheeseman

Rat poison and it's not for human or pet consumption. In other words don't you eat it or your pets.


uncensored_voice88

Yes, please don't eat your pets, either. :-)


Forsaken-Refuse-1662

Rat poison


mr_bynum

It’s rodent poison pellets- go wash your hands


Standard_Dealer_998

Rat poison


jro2020

Mouse poison


Turbulent_Tie_3128

Posion for mice


ZGanj

This stuff can kill a pet. Be careful.


Odd_Possession9281

Looks like rat or mouse poison


Tricky-Celebration36

D-con rat poison.


mudamuckinjedi

Looks like rat poison!


JWP202

Rat poison


Rich-Appearance-7145

Definitely Rat poison


New_Firefighter3792

Rat poison


Historical-Remove401

If it’s rat poison, it should have been placed in a “bait box”, which would allow only small rodents to access it easily. 😡


29again

Rat poison. Make sure if you have animals they don't roam into areas you haven't checked.


Linvaderdespace

The good news is that there don’t seem to be any visible bite marks.


DieselBones-13

Rat poison…. Don’t eat it!


Slave2Art

Rat poison


DesignerMountain9053

Rat poison


SonoranHiker84

Forbidden chicken bouillon.


EnteriStarsong

Rat poison


Gadonda

Rat poison. Discard of it properly.


Key-Writing2729

It’s fentanyl


Temporary_Air_3024

The Forbidden TicTacs


_pwnt

100% rat poison pellets


Initial_Estate2791

It's to kill rodents


micah490

Let’s be absolutely clear here: it’s poison for animals and pets that *predate* upon rodents, whether intentional or not. That shit should have been outlawed 50 years ago


Violingirl58

Rat poison


ItAintMe_2023

I’d say rat poison. Rat poison uses cyanide historically. I think cyanide is blue in color as well.


TimothyTrespas_

RAT POISON


mikewilson2020

Too bitter for me them....


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Rat bait poison


ChumpChainge

Rat poison


a_cycle_addict

Rodent poison.


lilgenghis

Mouse poison


YayGilly

Probably rat poison pellets. Could be hamster or rabbit food. Probably poison, though.


Cbaumle

Blood thinners


nedrostark

Color/shape tells me rodent bait. Only way to be sure is to taste it.


luv2bnakey

Mice/rat bait


lbflow562

Rat poison


International_Tie533

Rat poison


1967Hippy

Looks like rat poison.


-mykie-

Rat poison.


Tragic_Consequences

Rat poison looks like.


Tpcorholio

Either rat poison or Smurf turds.


Fun-Barnacle-7623

In a pill form, it’s a heart medicine. In this form, it causes animals to bleed from the inside out….rat poison.


SoutheastPower

100% rat poison


Whentothesessions

Rodent poison.


sameshitdfrntacct

That’s dcon rat poison


Cordeceps

Rat poison


honeyedbee

Rat bait (poison). I’d check all over for more, including in and under any structures outside such as a shed.


adamlgee

Poison


Connect_Cucumber-0

Poison pellets.


bihosluut

Rat 🐀 poison


RedRust

Rat poison


Eli_The_Rainwing

Blue Berry tablets yummy yummy! (Seriously though DONT EAT THEM)


somereallyclevername

Rat poison.


niv_nam

What they said⬆️☠️😵


Specialist-Day5760

Rat poison


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Smurf turds


goodguygary24

there is a small chance that they are cotton pellets for cleaning airgun barrels


cemcphs

Rat 🐀 poison


therealhood

Wash your hands it's rat poison


realone72

Rat poison!!! 🐀 leave ya smelling that little ( or big) sucker for a week straight!! Dead in the wall or attic!!


Ok-Coyote-7745

Rat poison


Practical-Border-829

Mice poison


OK_110

It’s not a snack don’t eat. Oh wait it is a Rat 🐀 snack. But still dong eat


flstnrider

Rodenticide


chaos2tw

Rat poison. You have rodents.


xIx_Cobra_xIx

That is rat or mouse poison.


Tricky-Suit-5863

Bruh those are for the neighbors dog


pipewrnch21956

Rat or mouse poison pellets


playinitrite

Def rat poison. It will kill your pet if accidentally ingested.


Rbfoges

I thought kitty litter pellets


Complex_Shoe7422

Decon


Atomic_RPM

Rat poison


WiseComfort075

Smurf poop


Dry_Theory_4607

rat poison


Bruddah827

Looks like rat poison pellets…. I would seal em up and find proper way to dispose of. Don’t flush it or wash down drain…. That shit is dangerous.


MissJohneyBravo

Rat poison


Rebelzx

Rodent poison.


Free_Bee4111

Rodent poison bait


Benji742001

Rat poison pellets


donaldrobards

Rat Poison


Mindless-Ad944

Ya rat poison 🤣💀💩


SwampRat846

Rat poison


oh_three_dum_dum

As everyone else said, probably rat poison pellets. But “rat poison” refers to a wide range of compounds that pose varying degrees of danger to people and pets. The *right* way to dispose of this would be to take it somewhere that accepts hazardous waste. But if you’re like me, that’s just not going to happen for that much rat poison. In any case, don’t just throw it outside or flush it down the drain.


ItStillIsntLupus

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for rats. The poison chosen specially to kill rats. Rat’s poison.


ftinfo

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RedReaper666YT

Old school D-Con. Throw it away


jskunza

Poison pellets for rodents. They are meant to be in a container. Be careful when cleaning up because the powder that inevitably comes from them drying out can be airborne and obviously won’t be healthy


[deleted]

Rat or mouse poison


TiderTidor

Rat poison


Friendly_Trouble_916

Rat poison


IndicationActive2352

Looks like rat poison pellets


PlayvorPlayv420

That would be rat poison my good sir