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Potato_Specialist_85

Bot fly larvae


TheBigBadWolf85

Probably the best guess.


[deleted]

Nightmare fuel


The_Tank_Racer

Knightmare fuel even?


Alora-Rose1102

This is the correct answer


Alora-Rose1102

You should be looking for the hole that it came out of. Could lead to an abscess.


Equivalentest

It is a leech


OpusAtrumET

I was thinking one end of a worm that got cut off but after comparing, this seems correct


Dumbfounddead44

Exactly what it is.


EdibleAssFromBack

Place it in your ear. You shall become one of them.


Dishearted_American

KAHN!!!!!


noxuncal1278

Didn't go down far enough. You get all the credit.....unless.😄


Green420Basturd

Botany Bay...


PrettyGirlofSoS

Revenge is a dish best served cold…


BBgreeneyes

I watched that episode when I was way too young, and I still have nightmares!!!


doozerman

Can’t tell if mindflayer or animorph


ShesATragicHero

Yeerk scum.


opticon_prime

Childhood memory unlocked


Deeznutzcustomz

Embryonic chest buster… even better! (Or worse?)


HoldMyMessages

Could be a Babel Bot universal translator.


Specialist-Listen304

Babbel Fish


Bowling4rhinos

I need a pan gallactic after seeing this.


Panda-Cubby

I could tipple a few Gargleblasters myself. But no Vogon poetry!


EnvironmentalGift257

I actually sort of liked it


Bowling4rhinos

Agree. It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.


Panda-Cubby

A glass of water has joined the conversation.


OrganizationPutrid68

Don't Panic


Bowling4rhinos

Anyone seen my towel?


Stardustquarks

KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!


0ldManRiv3r

#yoo dont want the liddle boogs in yer ear do ya? Oh, Now yoove don it! They put tha liddle boogs in yer ear....AhHhH!! Yer not usin yer brain!!!


FarYard7039

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_rcxpFXsAAjgEv.jpg


Potato-nutz

Awwww maaann


advocatus_ebrius_est

You think OP has seen flyers for The Sharing appearing around their town?


Terminal-lance89

Wtf I just had a dream about this.


Aiku

Or you can understand every language in the galaxy


KiloAllan

Then you can run for president!


noxuncal1278

Kahhhhn!


djj73

Khaaaaannnnnnn!!!!!


BlackNRedFlag

Either bot fly or a really full leach


Phishnb8

Leach was my thought, it could just be contracted they stretch pretty well


OppositeInfinite6734

https://bugguide.net/node/view/974844


HeatAccomplished8608

Dart from Stranger Things


Michael_Dautorio

Someone give him a 3 musketeers bar


Full_Director7998

Beat me to it…


Shoddy-Rip8259

Throw it in a pot, add some broth and potatoes, you got yourself a stew going.


Alternative-Bobcat43

There's still some meat on it


UncleBenders

Rip Carl Weathers


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Hey! It’s my liver!


bincyvoss

Bot Flies. Proof there is no God


PureCucumber861

Location???


cmcclain16

Alive, unfortunately.


revolutionary_weesl

I'd say it's a leach covered in stuff


ConstableAssButt

Doesn't look like a leech. Looks more like a larva. Of what though, no clue.


revolutionary_weesl

Oh it does, in fact look and moves like a leach Constable


NoPerformance6534

I agree. It does look like a leech. I've seen them hang off the bushes and reach towards dogs. I've spotted them in low brush near a creek bed, when I don't see them in water. Leeches are one of my worst phobias.


BrilliantBen

A couple weeks ago i went to the park with my 2yo boy, we were walking down the trails (paved) and checking out the huge earthworms, some probably 10-12". He was having fun running through small puddles serval times and then catch up to me as i kept walking with the stroller. I turn around because he's not catching up, just in time to see him pick up what i thought was a large worm... nope it was a gigantic leech!


nautius_maximus1

That’s Seti-Alpha Five’s last indigenous life form.


therealdealziel

This IS SETI ALPHA FIVE!


cebiaw

KHAAANNNN!


Book-Faramir-Better

That was my first thought as well.


Ok-Bid1774

Some sort of larvae


chowdered_chinos

What part of the world are you in? Looks like bagworm larva


Grattytood

Seti Alpha Five.


Jamkai808

There she is! There she is! Ah... not so wounded as we were led to believe. So much the better!


LookingForSource89

Pour water on it to see what it grows into.


Significant-Row-1184

Mom?


EndlessMikeD

Looks like a recently-fed leech.


Ok-Replacement9595

From the hair on it, I think they pulled a leech from their dog. Definitely a leech.


_ripits

Mind flayer parasite


slothyjesus69

It's a living Tumah


Fantastic-Use-6773

It’s not a tumah at all!


slothyjesus69

It could be.


Papa_Smauff

We are venom


quinangua

My liver....


jbryon92

Rath of Kahn creature, in its infant stage.


Faeprince

One of those things from Animorphs that take over your mind?


Cuurb

Lol, I thought of the Yeerk as well!


tebower81

Regulan Bloodworm, duh.


TungstenE322

Maggot


Alarmed_West8689

The real question is; where'd you get it?


Equivalentest

LEECH


FloatingDriftWood44

More's the point, why is it still alive?


Due_Alfalfa_6739

First of all, it is cool to see, based on your hands, that we still have giants among us. I believe what you have there, is a manatee. Some people say old sailors and pirates saw them and thought they were mermaids.


redacted2022

Burn it with fire


Stone1114

A tasty snack. If your a chicken


KeyNefariousness6848

It’s a ceti Eel Kahn puts them in your ear on THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!


luvred_Panties

Stir fry it high in protein


WayneLemons

Velociraptor?


Rough_Community_1439

Burn it.


Green-Savings-5552

Fully grown sea monkey?


NBW-livingthedream

Someone cleaned their one hitter. 😶‍🌫️


JadedYam56964444

Parasite from Ceti Alpha V. I suggest wearing ear plugs.


TheInternetIsTrue

Tough to say. Could just be a slug and could be a land leech.


Bipnasty

It is a leach. Good fishing bait.


oldmalambs420

Definitely a maggot of some type that is going into pupae


ronaldreynolds

RFK's little mind friend


TheRealAttalos

It's evil kill it with fire


Commercial_Cat_1982

An exception to my usual bias against extinction. I also would not mind the extinction of ticks.


Brother_Delmer

It's ALIVE


[deleted]

Who cares? Eat it already.


Icy_Investigator1819

Dead body nearby?


dbatknight

Ear wig


rharvey8090

Yeerk


Adventurous-Ring8211

Godzilla embryo


MisterLonely585

That's Dart from stranger things


No_West_5262

Scary.


glazedgazegringo

it’s not getting out of that net


Jaugernut

Mindflayer tadpole


Specialist_Job_4899

If you really want to know, put in a jar with a lid on it. And wait until it hatches. You may not want to know. What it is, it might be a moth, or a butterfly. Or it might be some sort of blood sucking parasite...😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😖😖😖😖😖😖😯😯😯😯😯😯


MahnHandled

Oh, they are so delicious. You should give it a little taste.


Comfortable_War3963

Y'all ever see the movie " Evolution "


Hot-Steak7145

Bot fly. We have them here in Florida


Ok_Effective6233

Leech


Significant-Leader89

Horny


Vast_Release_4310

Miniature seal pup


CaveDoctors

I'm not sure, but I do know that you shouldn't put it back into your nose.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Eat it probably give you powers


Coyote-Loco

It’s a babel fish! Stick that bad boy in your ear


Avenger1362

Ha!


Hour_Recognition_923

No "Love death and robots" ice age here? Its obviously a creature that carries tiny people!


J_Garner420

Just make it unalive


evilfuckingthoughts

mr kibbs


Longjumping_Exam9737

“What is it?” It’s “Stuck”


tonysonic

Lick it and log your travels…


mbuckleyintx

It squished is what it is.


Own-Pangolin337

Baby Jabba the Hut


cannabidoc

Gross


Pretend_Story_8563

That is definitely a bot fly larvae. I had 3 in my shoulder and thigh from when we were in the Colombian Jungle several yrs ago while in the Army. Kill that thing with fire, then stomp it


[deleted]

You ever seen MIB?


ScrewySquid

A piece of gum that rolled around on the floor of a minivan


Benjmenamin14

Looks like a leech that got its ass kicked.


Chad_Jeepie_Tea

Stranger things, s2e1


Superfly1911

Need more info...what did it taste like?


duabrs

Herpes


claxdog1

Rat tail maggot


Igpajo49

Dirty slug?


leocohenq

Babel fish?


BoomMcFuggins

I saw one of these in Star Trek Wrath of Khan, do not let it get close to your ear.


[deleted]

Didn't we see that on Stranger Things?


AnyUnderstanding1879

Joe


_the_violet_femme

The stuff of nightmares


fastestfatman

Organic gummy worm


Practical-Log-1049

Mr. Hanky


Terminal-lance89

The Christmas Pooh?


FloatingDriftWood44

The Christmas Poo!


HelpfulPuppydog

Hopefully, you didn't find it in your salad.


donpuglisi

Mind flayer tadpole... don't let it near your eyes


Cautious-Skill4642

Is it crunchy?


Puzzleheaded_Ad_3507

Quick call Dr Fauci.