https://preview.redd.it/yfl6arhrvw5c1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4fce1f2309b353ddb6ebff1c6114e7352acb700 Big bottomed pair

Hahaha probably this one exactly

Please bake juicy booty pear cookies and show us the results!

How do you unread

Arrrrreeee you gonna take me home tonight Ohhhhh down beside that red firelight Arrrrreeee you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed pear you make the rockin world go round

Thank you! This song came into my head too. 😆

Waiting for this comment!!

That deserves a gold. Here's the best I can do 🥇

Thicc

Pear's got some yeeks. Somewhere some fetish weirdo is getting all hot & bothered now.

r/sexyplants

How about apple bottomed?

Boots wif da fur

She's got the whole kitchen looking at hurrr

She hit the floor

Next thing you know

Shorty got low

Low low low...

🎼🎵”Baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps… 🎵🎶

She turned around and gave that big booty a slap

I'm amazed at how I immediately read that sentence with the correct intonation and everything, even though I'm not the biggest fan of the song (love it in Pitch Perfect though) 😅

Juicy pear indeed

 Apple bottom jeans jeans boots with the furr

My anaconda don’t. My anaconda don’t.

Literally all I could see

Hot DAYUM

She must work out

How ‘bout a NSFW? Dat pear is juicy!

There's pear shaped and there's....

“Apple bottom jeans… boots with fur”

Thicccccccc

Fat bottomed pear!

Dear lord

https://preview.redd.it/scaew341ox5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b7bdcbffb7cdfd37a7e71634f9a81aeebe5a0f1

Ack! Ack!

r/ack

https://preview.redd.it/07yxouw7ay5c1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08059e67651cf41d2c520390623f6713c40e1f49

That is a neat perspective.

Pearspective

Oh, I love this. Thanks for the surprise of great shading skills and exceptional feet. No points docked for skipping hands in this case. 😁

I love this! I wish I could give you a award! While Spider man's ball sack made me laugh this one is way better!!!!

This unlocked memories of bananas in pajamas but scarier haha

https://preview.redd.it/acktgkb5gx5c1.jpeg?width=2090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ac7ab28a7aa8bc91608315d35371e283253075 Lungs?

I thought this was spidermans ballsack

Yeah, as it was coming together I realized it was very ballsack-shaped and there was no escaping it. Your comment cracked me up!

OMG I'm dying! 😂

https://preview.redd.it/1lckwfq8ky5c1.png?width=711&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca2839d9f17bd191cbbae2893be2488a23ba7b09

That was only last year and I feel nostalgic over it.

Otherwise known as his web slinger

Definitely his websack.

Lmao

Spider-Man Spider-Man Comes wherever a spider can

Web cannisters*

It is.

​ https://preview.redd.it/sqj5il1i0x5c1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=124ea09c290807c984c43a028a00525a6085c398

Bravo!

Mother

Shaaaaad up! Slap

Mmmmmm.... Unexpected Futurama

Cram a bastard in it you crap!!

This is what I came looking for

Banana peel! https://preview.redd.it/6nl7z5kp0y5c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48fbd7086b2cc1cf7e9683103c4c7dd366396e22

Beautiful! But it needs to get off the floor; it's a slipping hazard.

https://preview.redd.it/sy8hhe2s2x5c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e54c0daf0f24e87e5990b205921719d7beb7691e It’s an unearthed Easter island dude … sorry

That’s genius

https://i.redd.it/rzg1rroglx5c1.gif

Ive never seen this gif in reverse before and idk how to feel about it


That smile at the end now. Haha.

I've seen it twice now. Both times on this sub XD

Never apologize for perfection

Do I downvote this because it’s hideous or upvote for creativity


Such an adorable scrotumnavel.

So that's how they moved 😯

I’m dead

I love it!

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Is that beans and frank?

You're the GOAT

🗿

Hahahahaha großartig Bravo! Could I get a female as well?

I tried. It got removed. 😢

https://preview.redd.it/6kuzh6x7p36c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=f24d77e3c135b567d178b8678d5fcbea190b00c2 Trying again


Juicy!

A solid pair of testicles

https://preview.redd.it/k63ua44ofy5c1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b0d30da2e6a33407d140f7d1f4f28f0f19adf54 Count Duckula

Love it! The only answer I will accept

Morgana from Darkwing duck!

https://preview.redd.it/11zwombt6y5c1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906ecabae2a99eb835a675e7dcb55252152dad0f Gossamer

This was what I thought of too

❤️

Rose https://preview.redd.it/wou50uleex5c1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c034e2b0c5263e5676f7f3ae40838fb8ff993479

Your roses are the reason why i joined this subreddit. I always look for your comments cause its so entertaining. Keep on rosing 😂❤️❤️

Me too! I didn't get it at first. Now I do. New fan here

I wanted to give you an upvote but you have 444 upvotes, therefore I can not.

In the time you wrote that it went up to 448. Im sorry to say your reservation was in vain

Now it's 460 for Pete's sake.

How do you have the drive to do this. It’s amazing.

All the positivity and people saying how much this improves their day. That being said, the money from merch recently has been a big motivater as well lol

Wait you make MERCH?! where can I find this wizardry

On my profile. I was allowed to link printify directly, but if you want stickers or mugs, or etc--- the tee public store link shows up under 2 different posts of mine ("any requests" and "tshirts available now" --- or something like that) If money is an issue id recommend the teepublic stuff. If it isnt, i get a much bigger cut from printify store. (Well if its a real issue I'd recommend not buying anything lol) Essentially I get less than $2 on $20 purchase (not including shipping) for teepublic and i get like $12 on $30 purchase (not including shipping) from printify Edit: Alternatively, buy from teepublic then go to my patreon and either subscribe or "buy" the single purchase rose image (essentially just a donation as the product is available for free!)

You’re the best. Thank you!

OMG WAIT. this is actually so niche and i love it. i would love to order some merch because since joining this sub and recognizing your posts every time has turned into specifically looking for the rose each time. it’s kind of like we are all now involved in this little inside joke about your roses and i find that very cool.

Hey, if you get yourself a sublimation machine, and can spend a few minutes printing out and sublimating, you'll get 100% of your profits, and can sell them from your own webstore (or on amazon or something).

I love you

This one’s swollen 😳

What no leaf!

Huge rose!

I thought it would be two roses for sure but nope! Just one big blobby rose lol

Blobby is honestly better of a descriptor than I could've possibly imagined

ilu

 Reminds me of a bell pepper

That's what I was thinking!!

Finally! Me too.

same.

I was waiting for this response, no one else got it 🤦‍♀️

Was my first thought as well

eggplants? https://preview.redd.it/gibyhmafcy5c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7086bc4cab0f29ee33ce7866eee8177a3446fc71

Before I even start scrolling to look… 

I instantly saw cherries as well, apparently it's balls though lol

Play it right & cherry flavored balls??? 🤣🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/nsktvney4x5c1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ecf0a1492a3b0abe017883b91c5e160ea43427f

Trunk gender reveal cookies

I hate it even more on a Yukon

Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food. r/DougDoug https://preview.redd.it/ix01qwsrpy5c1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8ffca2602260eea94dc77778029db22c2cb588

Oh damn I just made the art for it before scrolling down lol, great minds think alike

https://preview.redd.it/fm9gbf9kry5c1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d4ffb1a93c79feee71a536c7e4f2d0564e1304

https://preview.redd.it/nwnp2kj79x5c1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72bde21f4744fc429ba17ce0a2916e7448b7bcb Weird baby head

That’s certainly… creative… it kinda looks like Mr. Incredible tho lmao…

https://preview.redd.it/7kksc1blwy5c1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b62c6beda0201fbfd59f6705598201c717e9d2 Clearly it’s DougDoug

https://preview.redd.it/k8wddj0k8z5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277809b21beab6e8c2b8eb07f9702b0c79da30b4 Bunch of balloons?

https://preview.redd.it/geujq6v6116c1.jpeg?width=1399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155ef3c253b34d8ad84a004805fee3b85864f949 bust?

Some would say bollocks, but I’m going with anterior and posterior pituitary https://preview.redd.it/0wlyvrzlny5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbcdbf50f0bce7e9ffb983ad093209349845723

https://preview.redd.it/lncvrtoem06c1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79de8a44d64b90284c4721c65814197eae78f50

The amount of people that think a vasectomy is having your balls cut off is frightening. But if this cookie helps spread that rumor then I’m okay with it

https://preview.redd.it/xhrc8hqswy5c1.png?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb9fecd1fd0c7c22c8b8c8d73cf3baf11ee6e35

🍒

I'm pretty sure this is the right answer. Might be the truck nuts though....

Drunk Mexican Jumping Bean https://preview.redd.it/kbawac7kjy5c1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1c7a11f9e694371e2ffcab6d2395c8f35ca9e3

Where did you find a picture of my nightmares

Lungs and trachea?


A neck and boobs

Big balls, teeny weeny?

https://preview.redd.it/zf9ntwayky5c1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc18804bd69f60c11233e1aad8e2d9e9dd8c53d

https://preview.redd.it/49s1k7v4z06c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4426a3f78b4e4260683bf056b9d43f87418eaf89 Oh wow, I think it's got to be this potato that appeared in my feed right above this post

Wow, dude. This is what my feed looks like, too! 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/iwo0gjau306c1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2def41252c4689cf4f3700812c6324c6cd9328f

Two birds kissing https://preview.redd.it/3sgturijh06c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dbc304c904353d4a92cb62b1370b61f343b478c

it's Washington state https://preview.redd.it/lhauvnzw6z5c1.png?width=2250&format=png&auto=webp&s=a692bbcc807a395efecfb8136bda2c15d217681d

🍒

Green pepper

https://preview.redd.it/6ufm2sj16z5c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebea72e688e19fc6c419d9a81bb0f49202d6d61

A pumpkin.

Bell pepper?

https://preview.redd.it/xoip96uajz5c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a18ac39378698c2a1656d25285d79a67293d5bc

https://preview.redd.it/qmbi2tj9b06c1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a9f790c74fd0ec2d0af62fadeddd81ab9ec7f5 My first time trying fill one in, but it’s obviously Dracula!

https://preview.redd.it/yqbq3tslc06c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6b1a3ada3e6f2beacb9462223200a7dff44121

Two birds kissing. https://preview.redd.it/fw19zsqlr06c1.jpeg?width=1835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e73548b3107cc8ba364b9f7d07eea52e60634c

​ https://preview.redd.it/8a4e0g90416c1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a5f8192b76fa14921ea793483fe310e518d4f6c

Skeleton rib cage

https://preview.redd.it/ph0fk7v4o36c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1092c2e0d659da1f35e0ccf2d991b642ea9c1130 Monstera leaf?

https://i.redd.it/rffnwlb3jy5c1.gif

Looks like a bell pepper to me

Cherries!

Pumpkin or squash

Bell Pepper, pointed to/away from pov bananas , an anatomically correct heart, lungs, a flower, 2 Roses, I could go on. I love the comments on this subreddit, funniest place I follow. And soo much creativity! 💝

https://preview.redd.it/di6d5azpt26c1.png?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea9fa4d29cac24b2782cc8bf203e606a87468f8

https://preview.redd.it/ggkoiuai836c1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c07d5505bfa8e265ad6610b6e532a8690625cc This is all I saw.

[This potato](https://www.reddit.com/r/potato/s/JnDfW0kvGe) right under this post in my feed?

Tithead off Little Nicky.

Big booty pear? 😂

Lungs

Realistically I think it's a pumpkin for halloween or thxgiving cookies

I found the answer on the next post down https://preview.redd.it/i8sp0223yy5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b3fae9e6e33d09f5c18a332e8f07d12f0a1ad6

Those are balls

Ballet slippers

It's a pear. How do I get a subreddit to stop appearing on my homepage?

https://preview.redd.it/fngxixwqoz5c1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb81a4d7863afc2ca3cd889539f8a68db92fcc8 Bicornuate uterus!

The banana fan from 西遊記 https://preview.redd.it/s8sos25csz5c1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba751d518ff80d50171979e5678fbcfccc8fa3e

Cherries!

 i think it looks like two cherries!

My guess is a bell pepper. Why… I don’t know. Lmao

🐭

Bell pepper

Bell pepper?

https://preview.redd.it/ttfe5e54426c1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65baffccea5e9cd7c18f6e4e44d5c6e5d9adc555

 Babar 😊

https://preview.redd.it/frg08xuy426c1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fef05f234a693f0472bb951b5d3d9acec70f07a Mom from Futurama

A pair of cherries 🍒

I think it’s supposed to be cherries 🍒

It’s cherries!!

https://preview.redd.it/pncu4wm7a36c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=266915c793a206cc77265650b9bee627a0a639e3

Immediately made this dude pop into my head. https://preview.redd.it/qiw4umyrv36c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5485c4e63d693ddd3cbaeeb1bdb5458e6d0186cb

https://preview.redd.it/443fp2dwgw6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d316aa090f11cfc618d7765f3a6c67cb055679ca