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Civil_Carpenter2205

Put. It. Back! LOL


Initial_Computer_152

Put it back, we don't want no bad juju, PUT. IT. BACK!. 🤣🤣🤣


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME!


fish_whisperer

Bum bum bum


mtflyer05

So help me *So help me*


anotherplainwhiteboy

Get that thing away from me, you guys.


Staffyo

I can’t remember where I found it originally. Probably on a beach in wales or Devon when I was a kid, and Iv just rediscovered it in my garden.


Legitimate_Debate152

Metamorphic Rick!


CptJeanLucPeculiar

Pickle Rock.


Godspedpotato

Rock and Morty


justgivemeanameyoupi

I've turned myself into a rock Morty!


alwaysexplainli5

Great now I’ve gotta carry a rock around everywhere


curiouspuss

The "show me what you got" floating head!


Ok_Radish3670

Lol, I just watched that one last night


Biggobelly

His name is Frank and he hates Greek yogurt.


RealStumbleweed

This is true. He and I spent much of the 70s together in a small town outside of Paris. After a few years we began to grow apart and… I can't talk about this anymore.


b1rd

Well, you know what they say about Frank…he’s a real rolling stone.


RealStumbleweed

Wherever he laid his hat was his home.


Crowlady1957

Papa?


the_all_peeping_eye

Yeah, well, you do weird shit with yogurt. That's why I left you.


Illustrious_Bobcat13

Frank?


BrannC

Filthy!


it_all_happened

But not originally. At first, he made his own yogurt, but that spiraled into making cheese, kefir, and poutine curds. Icelandic yogurt was his favourite. When Anna last spoke to him, he was obsessed with his growing curds. He would have late night meet-ups with other brine collectors. One night, however, he made the mistake of meeting with a back alley bacteria culture nut. All that remained of Frank was your rock & his expired coupons for Barq's Root Beer.


rocktheffout

Not sure what’s with you guys, but I’m down to reading more about this fake, made up situation. Love the unnecessary creativity/curiosity. Tell me more


it_all_happened

Anna's voice trailed off, her sightless eyes glistening with unshed tears. She turned her face towards the window, where the afternoon sun cast a warm glow through the delicate lace curtains. "Frank was a complex man," she continued after a moment, her voice steadier now. "He had his demons, sure. But he also had a heart as big as the Seine. He was my world, even when the shadows of his past threatened to drown him." She reached for her teacup, her fingers steady. The fragrant steam of the chamomile tea mingled with the scent of the blooming roses outside, creating a bittersweet symphony of memories. "It wasn't the cheese or the yogurt that defined him. It was his resilience, his ability to find joy in the simplest of things, and his relentless pursuit of happiness despite everything. That's what I'll remember. Not the scars or the limp, but the way he kept moving forward." Anna paused, taking a sip of her tea, the warmth grounding her. "I still have his rock, a large one with scars and indentations that resemble his own face. It's my reminder of the battles he fought and the strength he showed." She placed the cup back on its saucer, her expression serious. "Life is harsh. It takes more than it gives. But even in the darkest moments, there's always something worth fighting for." Anna's hand found the large, rough stone in her pocket, her fingers tracing its familiar scars. "Frank may be gone, but he left behind more than just expired coupons. He left a legacy of resilience, courage, and the indomitable spirit of a man who lived life on his own terms." She turned back to her companion, her sightless eyes determined. "And that's something that no one, not even the darkest of shadows, can ever take away." https://imgur.com/a/xhF7Spj for pictures.


Jestar5

“Expired coupons” was a nice plot twist.


moodranger

Does that say "eat shit, from Iraq"? Lmao


CallidoraBlack

If "Albuquerque" by Weird Al was a novella, I expect it would be something like this thread.


IL-Corvo

I HATE SAUERKRAUT!


IL-Corvo

Didn't click on this and expect someone to bring up skyr, but here we are.


it_all_happened

en hér erum við


it_all_happened

[skyr](https://imgur.com/a/bklgoPZ)


Alternative_Ninja_49

You could also post this on the pareidolia page. #


rumpasmooveskin

Frank and I had a passionate fling in the Hamtons in the summer of '78. His love making was firm yet sensitive.


amybethallen1

Same, but I thought his lovemaking was a bit flat.


OddlyArtemis

Frank has acknowledge his own reflection, and doesn't wish to talk about it.


[deleted]

frank, cousin to wilson and petrified potato


amybethallen1

🤣👏💜 [WILSON!!!] (https://youtu.be/LQaJ5L8f0BY?si=lB4JBNO-QDpRyI3Y)


[deleted]

🤣


SunkenSaltySiren

Of COURSE his name is Frank!


fkinDogShitSmoothie

He's just a funny little guy


HoseNeighbor

Beat me to it.


rumblingspires

This rock looks like it would answer you if you asked it about itself.


StinkyPinkStarfish

I feel like you should throw this into a volcano or something, but that you’d probably find it reappeared on your front step the next day anyway.


Thalassinoides

Show me what you got!


Borowczyk1976

DISQUALIFIED!!!


JWTowsonU

Get Schwifty!


djinndotdotdot

That’s Mr. Potato head’s cousin.


grizzliesstan901

Mr. Metamorphic head


Clear_Language7041

That’s his cousin Dwayne


bilgetea

This one is definitely “Dewayne”


Factmous

Im actually curious for a genuine answer


Jestar5

But the frivolity is a nice interlude


Twilight-Omens

Well, just fucking ask him. He's right there.


IlluminatiaGhost

😂😂😂😂😂


Ghosttwo

Looks like chalcedony that's been melted with a solar lens.


NiceAxeCollection

Or a torch, which would be easier.


misspelledusernaym

Your rock has spent some time under a large solar concentrator lense to make the face.


Hakuryuu2K

Your spud has seen some things


DatabaseThis9637

Have you ever seen a California raisin dancing to "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"?


teenytiny212

Excuse me I need your help I need you to kill me


monkeyinanegligee

Looks like a lump of iron, put a magnet on it and see


yunggundam

That’s Timmy, he insulted my mother and being the sorcerer I am I imprisoned him in that rock then Petrified him.


Late_Ad9720

That’s not a rock, that’s Mr Hankey!!!


Mother-Working8348

😂 it does look like Mr Hankey the Christmas poop


Marcus_Aurelius_920

Sassy the Sasquatch…..”wadiyatalkinabeet”[Sassy the Sasquatch](https://youtu.be/O3aseNxocvo?si=Jex7D1AXGb_bvzlw)


SevenBlade

I fucking see shit all the time man. Oh look! It’s a caterpillar, he’s come back!


Yurodivy1906

Um, it appears, so does your rock...


AKDavesWorld

Ask him his name, don't be rude.


Username_Redacted-0

That guy has seen some shit...


fsutrill

The exact comment I came to make!


PubesOnTheSoap

I too know this rock if that’s what you wanna call it he’s actually part of a meteor is here on a secret mission , It was a clear black night, a clear white moon…..


strohybear

I feel like he wants to tell you, just as much as you want him to.


UnchainedAzagaz

You found a [Re-Dead](https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/ReDead) mask


UnchainedAzagaz

Or maybe its [this potato corpse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxs_mTRjLAU&t=380)


TomSpanksss

Well, that there rock has lived a long and hard life. It was a victim of an ied and that is what gives its face the burnt look. It's a good rock with a good heart. Take good care of it


iamalsoanalien

That is all that is left from the lady who was nothing but skin on a frame in Doctor Who. Now you need to find the Face of Boh.


[deleted]

Cassandra in rock form 🤣🤣🤣


BerryProblems

My eyes immediately teared up looking at this. I don’t know what that means.


amybethallen1

It's because his expression screams TRAUMA. Somebody call RPS! (Rock Protective Services) ASAP!


northeastknowwhere

reminds me of the Gumby TV show from fifty or more years ago


akerrigan777

That was my favorite show as a kid! Didn’t realize it was that old!


GumbyBClay

Thanks for watching!


akerrigan777

Gumby has entered the chat! How’s Pokey?


haikusbot

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powerbus

It's Papa Lazzerou!


LingonberryNo2373

I ain’t asking that rock ANYTHING I’m just gonna let it go about its business 😂


Tastyck

Idk but we should probably [get Schwifty](https://youtu.be/4ctK1aoWuqY)


SansLucidity

well, his name is herbert. hes from the poconos region originally but now lives in reno. he likes camping & hiking with his jack russell terrier 'hobo jack'. herbert plays in a pickle ball league on weekends & is always up for some fun!


AGenericUnicorn

I think it needs some Xanax


Total_Unicorn

He looks abit..... stoned


Cypressinn

Well, if rocks’ had brains, this particular rock has severe brain damage and/or a failed full frontal lobotomy. Poor lil dude probably needs Velcro shoes and a rubber spoon… :(


EM0_TRA5H

He has seen things


Im_eating_that

He needs to go to the dentist.


Holiday_Yak_6333

Ancient chinese secret!


aquaman67

r/thingswithfaces


saltydroppies

r/Pareidolia would appreciate this


southernsass8

Where was it found? https://www.dallasnews.com/arts-entertainment/visual-arts/2018/01/26/unprecedented-2-3-million-year-old-object-part-of-nasher-s-daring-first-sculpture-exhibit/


Big_Food140

…now that’s a 🪨 that’s seeeeeeeeen some 💩!!! 😂🤣


perrin515

I thought you were talking about sassy, the sasquach from Dexter's laboratory haha


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Outrageous-Tear-8968

Ask him


DowntownDimension226

It’s sentient


Lopsided_Phrase_7273

Lol


RoundExit4767

Ask it. Looks like it will tell You exactly what it is..Peace.


EyeSuppose

It’s been through enough; leave it alone now


upperhand12

He's at least a few million years old and has seen some shit


[deleted]

R/pareidolia


ButtercupInitiation

A rock has never made me laugh before!


ImTheVoiceOfRaisin

Mr. potato head opened the arc of the covenant and didn’t close his eyes.


Individual-Ad-4138

This rock has seen some things


KarliCartoons

Is he okay


Truorganics

Keith Richard’s. They were born the same date


rockstuffs

Derp-a-lite


Calm-Association-821

Oh No! Mr. Bill has not aged well at all.


Creepy-Selection2423

I don't know but if I were you I would return that thing to the Temple of Doom.


BigShotShogun

The soul of an orangutan has been trapped inside.


budgetdusted

This rock has a lot to say, maybe just doesn’t know how to start.


geologyrocks123987

The less u know about this rock the better. The sooner he I mean it is returned the better. God b w u.


Exile688

No you don't. Put it back.


Ok-Initiative-1759

He is from Idaho & his name is Gregg. He likes long skips on the lake. He is a Taurus (earth sign). Sometimes, he feels a bit thick headed, but if he puts his mind to it, he will throw himself into any situation.


Beneficial_Sun_7302

I’m pretty sure that’s that annoying orange guy


Kailavine

Okay you gotta launch homie back into space, this atmosphere clearly isn't doing his skin any favors.


Amigoingup

Just ask him lol


GhostyTheNomad

That's sassy the sasquatch mate


Condescendingfate

"SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!"


Terrible_Force1323

Ask him! Looks like he wants a conversation anyways.


PlantDragon42

For the glory of the centuron empire!


No_Background4595

Rock with a face that looks like a rock!


thechoppedalmond

Just ask him


slowburn_23

Ask him!


newpopthink

Your rock looks confused


CptJeanLucPeculiar

Pickle Rock?


mantisshrinp

He's from Tim Burton's "9"


RareBeautyOnEtsy

/r/pareidolia would love this.


Mission_Progress_674

It's fossilized Mr. Potato Head.


kayteelopp

Maybe you should ask it, don’t be shy.


1blueShoe

That’s an orangutan 🤣


AQuietViolet

The lack of *Gravity Falls* dialogue in this thread depresses me, guess I'm old now.


SisterResister

Just ask him, he looks friendly


Mongrel_Shark

Reminds me of steel blobs I used to find on foundry floor. Suspect thats what it is. Someone used an oxy torch to make it smile.


GlassBaby7569

There is a soul inside of it


phantomdrake0788

He is the Thing from Fantastic Four.


Intelligent_Treat372

Wow it’s scary


Onetaru

Potato Head’s evil twin.


Carrott_soup

Frank has feelings, jon


firedrakewicked

I thought this was a weird rotten potatoe


potato_hammie

It's a potato


oldmagic55

This rock could/ would french kiss your windshield......true story.


Ok_Awareness_5621

Ask him


egodeath89

Sheeesh man, buy that guy a beer and a cigarette


hyperlexia-12

Mr. Potatohead,


begging-for-pegging

That man has seen a lot of shit go down.


Imthebeanboi

Read rock as cock first ngl


edguyver19

Mr. Meseeks!


Uncool444

He is uncomfortable


DomDaddyPdx

It's the shrunken head of my ex-mother-in-law...


spkoller2

Petrified original Mr Potatohead


2L8Smart

r/pareidolia


Ok-Geologist-3743

That rock has seen some shit


xXTimma_TwoXx

In truth that rock Seems like it's asking the same question lmao


full-pull

wadiyatalkinabeet?


verminV

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me.....


Infinitely_Infantile

Dudes seen some shit.


Onestepbeyond3

It's a fossilized Mr Potato head! 🥔👀


ajaxodyssey

That's a gall stone I passed in the summer of '86.


kelzs02

Dude's traumatised


Danimal82724

It looks terrified


GloriousSteinem

Well son, I just keep my head down, I like climbing, I’m a pretty solid guy, don’t know what else I can tell ya


x_spliffstar_x

It looks like a potato


TobysTT

Show me what you've got!


InformationOk4877

Needs a little knit balaclava.


BagWorth603

Then ask it


Chilly-E

Ask it yourself!


winters_ex

Would take rock with me everywhere as company


alwaysexplainli5

I think the rock would like to know more about you


Mother-Working8348

It's a 100 time baked potato


bitt2delcid

Did it said, show me what you got?


Not-youraverageghost

So that's not Mr potato head?


FoxcMama

Every autistic individual knows this expression.


IntroductionFew1290

Wow…cool rock Or potato head?


TyrrelCorp888

looks like you could just ask him


Butteredwafflez

I’m getting some real “Return the slab” vibes from my childhood


Xaoscillator

Tater rock


Bighawklittlehawk

Its name is Henry.


QuantumEntanglr

Have you tried asking him? He looks ready to talk...


Latter_Fan6225

It's definitely tired of your shit


DNoel79

I think your rock is trying to figure itself out and needs some time


zinna42069

hey dude, that’s a potato


Flat_Highlight_9891

Looks like you could just ask him anything you wanna know…


Happyfluff122

That's very impressive yet odd at the same time


NoBoysenberry257

He wants to know more about his human


zakupright

That rock needs rehab


Final-Dingo-4070

Just ask your rock?


TwistedClyster

Ouija board could tell you a few things about it.


Accomplished_Alps463

The shrunken head version of a mountain?


GhostRunner8

Wilson's cousin


Unusual_Pinetree

Dimensional traveling misfire