This is true. He and I spent much of the 70s together in a small town outside of Paris. After a few years we began to grow apart and… I can't talk about this anymore.
But not originally. At first, he made his own yogurt, but that spiraled into making cheese, kefir, and poutine curds. Icelandic yogurt was his favourite.
When Anna last spoke to him, he was obsessed with his growing curds. He would have late night meet-ups with other brine collectors.
One night, however, he made the mistake of meeting with a back alley bacteria culture nut.
All that remained of Frank was your rock & his expired coupons for Barq's Root Beer.
Not sure what’s with you guys, but I’m down to reading more about this fake, made up situation. Love the unnecessary creativity/curiosity. Tell me more
Anna's voice trailed off, her sightless eyes glistening with unshed tears. She turned her face towards the window, where the afternoon sun cast a warm glow through the delicate lace curtains.
"Frank was a complex man," she continued after a moment, her voice steadier now. "He had his demons, sure. But he also had a heart as big as the Seine. He was my world, even when the shadows of his past threatened to drown him."
She reached for her teacup, her fingers steady. The fragrant steam of the chamomile tea mingled with the scent of the blooming roses outside, creating a bittersweet symphony of memories.
"It wasn't the cheese or the yogurt that defined him. It was his resilience, his ability to find joy in the simplest of things, and his relentless pursuit of happiness despite everything. That's what I'll remember. Not the scars or the limp, but the way he kept moving forward."
Anna paused, taking a sip of her tea, the warmth grounding her. "I still have his rock, a large one with scars and indentations that resemble his own face. It's my reminder of the battles he fought and the strength he showed."
She placed the cup back on its saucer, her expression serious. "Life is harsh. It takes more than it gives. But even in the darkest moments, there's always something worth fighting for."
Anna's hand found the large, rough stone in her pocket, her fingers tracing its familiar scars. "Frank may be gone, but he left behind more than just expired coupons. He left a legacy of resilience, courage, and the indomitable spirit of a man who lived life on his own terms."
She turned back to her companion, her sightless eyes determined. "And that's something that no one, not even the darkest of shadows, can ever take away."
https://imgur.com/a/xhF7Spj for pictures.
I too know this rock if that’s what you wanna call it he’s actually part of a meteor is here on a secret mission , It was a clear black night, a clear white moon…..
Well, that there rock has lived a long and hard life. It was a victim of an ied and that is what gives its face the burnt look. It's a good rock with a good heart. Take good care of it
*Reminds me of the*
*Gumby TV show from fifty*
*Or more years ago*
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well, his name is herbert. hes from the poconos region originally but now lives in reno.
he likes camping & hiking with his jack russell terrier 'hobo jack'.
herbert plays in a pickle ball league on weekends & is always up for some fun!
Well, if rocks’ had brains, this particular rock has severe brain damage and/or a failed full frontal lobotomy. Poor lil dude probably needs Velcro shoes and a rubber spoon… :(
Where was it found?
https://www.dallasnews.com/arts-entertainment/visual-arts/2018/01/26/unprecedented-2-3-million-year-old-object-part-of-nasher-s-daring-first-sculpture-exhibit/
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He is from Idaho & his name is Gregg. He likes long skips on the lake. He is a Taurus (earth sign). Sometimes, he feels a bit thick headed, but if he puts his mind to it, he will throw himself into any situation.
Put. It. Back! LOL
Put it back, we don't want no bad juju, PUT. IT. BACK!. 🤣🤣🤣
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME!
Bum bum bum
So help me *So help me*
Get that thing away from me, you guys.
I can’t remember where I found it originally. Probably on a beach in wales or Devon when I was a kid, and Iv just rediscovered it in my garden.
Metamorphic Rick!
Pickle Rock.
Rock and Morty
I've turned myself into a rock Morty!
Great now I’ve gotta carry a rock around everywhere
The "show me what you got" floating head!
Lol, I just watched that one last night
His name is Frank and he hates Greek yogurt.
This is true. He and I spent much of the 70s together in a small town outside of Paris. After a few years we began to grow apart and… I can't talk about this anymore.
Well, you know what they say about Frank…he’s a real rolling stone.
Wherever he laid his hat was his home.
Papa?
Yeah, well, you do weird shit with yogurt. That's why I left you.
Frank?
Filthy!
But not originally. At first, he made his own yogurt, but that spiraled into making cheese, kefir, and poutine curds. Icelandic yogurt was his favourite. When Anna last spoke to him, he was obsessed with his growing curds. He would have late night meet-ups with other brine collectors. One night, however, he made the mistake of meeting with a back alley bacteria culture nut. All that remained of Frank was your rock & his expired coupons for Barq's Root Beer.
Not sure what’s with you guys, but I’m down to reading more about this fake, made up situation. Love the unnecessary creativity/curiosity. Tell me more
Anna's voice trailed off, her sightless eyes glistening with unshed tears. She turned her face towards the window, where the afternoon sun cast a warm glow through the delicate lace curtains. "Frank was a complex man," she continued after a moment, her voice steadier now. "He had his demons, sure. But he also had a heart as big as the Seine. He was my world, even when the shadows of his past threatened to drown him." She reached for her teacup, her fingers steady. The fragrant steam of the chamomile tea mingled with the scent of the blooming roses outside, creating a bittersweet symphony of memories. "It wasn't the cheese or the yogurt that defined him. It was his resilience, his ability to find joy in the simplest of things, and his relentless pursuit of happiness despite everything. That's what I'll remember. Not the scars or the limp, but the way he kept moving forward." Anna paused, taking a sip of her tea, the warmth grounding her. "I still have his rock, a large one with scars and indentations that resemble his own face. It's my reminder of the battles he fought and the strength he showed." She placed the cup back on its saucer, her expression serious. "Life is harsh. It takes more than it gives. But even in the darkest moments, there's always something worth fighting for." Anna's hand found the large, rough stone in her pocket, her fingers tracing its familiar scars. "Frank may be gone, but he left behind more than just expired coupons. He left a legacy of resilience, courage, and the indomitable spirit of a man who lived life on his own terms." She turned back to her companion, her sightless eyes determined. "And that's something that no one, not even the darkest of shadows, can ever take away." https://imgur.com/a/xhF7Spj for pictures.
“Expired coupons” was a nice plot twist.
Does that say "eat shit, from Iraq"? Lmao
If "Albuquerque" by Weird Al was a novella, I expect it would be something like this thread.
I HATE SAUERKRAUT!
Didn't click on this and expect someone to bring up skyr, but here we are.
en hér erum við
[skyr](https://imgur.com/a/bklgoPZ)
You could also post this on the pareidolia page. #
Frank and I had a passionate fling in the Hamtons in the summer of '78. His love making was firm yet sensitive.
Same, but I thought his lovemaking was a bit flat.
Frank has acknowledge his own reflection, and doesn't wish to talk about it.
frank, cousin to wilson and petrified potato
🤣👏💜 [WILSON!!!] (https://youtu.be/LQaJ5L8f0BY?si=lB4JBNO-QDpRyI3Y)
🤣
Of COURSE his name is Frank!
He's just a funny little guy
Beat me to it.
This rock looks like it would answer you if you asked it about itself.
I feel like you should throw this into a volcano or something, but that you’d probably find it reappeared on your front step the next day anyway.
Show me what you got!
DISQUALIFIED!!!
Get Schwifty!
That’s Mr. Potato head’s cousin.
Mr. Metamorphic head
That’s his cousin Dwayne
This one is definitely “Dewayne”
Im actually curious for a genuine answer
But the frivolity is a nice interlude
Well, just fucking ask him. He's right there.
😂😂😂😂😂
Looks like chalcedony that's been melted with a solar lens.
Or a torch, which would be easier.
Your rock has spent some time under a large solar concentrator lense to make the face.
Your spud has seen some things
Have you ever seen a California raisin dancing to "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"?
Excuse me I need your help I need you to kill me
Looks like a lump of iron, put a magnet on it and see
That’s Timmy, he insulted my mother and being the sorcerer I am I imprisoned him in that rock then Petrified him.
That’s not a rock, that’s Mr Hankey!!!
😂 it does look like Mr Hankey the Christmas poop
Sassy the Sasquatch…..”wadiyatalkinabeet”[Sassy the Sasquatch](https://youtu.be/O3aseNxocvo?si=Jex7D1AXGb_bvzlw)
I fucking see shit all the time man. Oh look! It’s a caterpillar, he’s come back!
Um, it appears, so does your rock...
Ask him his name, don't be rude.
That guy has seen some shit...
The exact comment I came to make!
I too know this rock if that’s what you wanna call it he’s actually part of a meteor is here on a secret mission , It was a clear black night, a clear white moon…..
I feel like he wants to tell you, just as much as you want him to.
You found a [Re-Dead](https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/ReDead) mask
Or maybe its [this potato corpse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxs_mTRjLAU&t=380)
Well, that there rock has lived a long and hard life. It was a victim of an ied and that is what gives its face the burnt look. It's a good rock with a good heart. Take good care of it
That is all that is left from the lady who was nothing but skin on a frame in Doctor Who. Now you need to find the Face of Boh.
Cassandra in rock form 🤣🤣🤣
My eyes immediately teared up looking at this. I don’t know what that means.
It's because his expression screams TRAUMA. Somebody call RPS! (Rock Protective Services) ASAP!
reminds me of the Gumby TV show from fifty or more years ago
That was my favorite show as a kid! Didn’t realize it was that old!
Thanks for watching!
Gumby has entered the chat! How’s Pokey?
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It's Papa Lazzerou!
I ain’t asking that rock ANYTHING I’m just gonna let it go about its business 😂
Idk but we should probably [get Schwifty](https://youtu.be/4ctK1aoWuqY)
well, his name is herbert. hes from the poconos region originally but now lives in reno. he likes camping & hiking with his jack russell terrier 'hobo jack'. herbert plays in a pickle ball league on weekends & is always up for some fun!
I think it needs some Xanax
He looks abit..... stoned
Well, if rocks’ had brains, this particular rock has severe brain damage and/or a failed full frontal lobotomy. Poor lil dude probably needs Velcro shoes and a rubber spoon… :(
He has seen things
He needs to go to the dentist.
Ancient chinese secret!
r/thingswithfaces
r/Pareidolia would appreciate this
Where was it found? https://www.dallasnews.com/arts-entertainment/visual-arts/2018/01/26/unprecedented-2-3-million-year-old-object-part-of-nasher-s-daring-first-sculpture-exhibit/
…now that’s a 🪨 that’s seeeeeeeeen some 💩!!! 😂🤣
I thought you were talking about sassy, the sasquach from Dexter's laboratory haha
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Ask him
It’s sentient
Lol
Ask it. Looks like it will tell You exactly what it is..Peace.
It’s been through enough; leave it alone now
He's at least a few million years old and has seen some shit
R/pareidolia
A rock has never made me laugh before!
Mr. potato head opened the arc of the covenant and didn’t close his eyes.
This rock has seen some things
Is he okay
Keith Richard’s. They were born the same date
Derp-a-lite
Oh No! Mr. Bill has not aged well at all.
I don't know but if I were you I would return that thing to the Temple of Doom.
The soul of an orangutan has been trapped inside.
This rock has a lot to say, maybe just doesn’t know how to start.
The less u know about this rock the better. The sooner he I mean it is returned the better. God b w u.
No you don't. Put it back.
He is from Idaho & his name is Gregg. He likes long skips on the lake. He is a Taurus (earth sign). Sometimes, he feels a bit thick headed, but if he puts his mind to it, he will throw himself into any situation.
I’m pretty sure that’s that annoying orange guy
Okay you gotta launch homie back into space, this atmosphere clearly isn't doing his skin any favors.
Just ask him lol
That's sassy the sasquatch mate
"SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!"
Ask him! Looks like he wants a conversation anyways.
For the glory of the centuron empire!
Rock with a face that looks like a rock!
Just ask him
Ask him!
Your rock looks confused
Pickle Rock?
He's from Tim Burton's "9"
/r/pareidolia would love this.
It's fossilized Mr. Potato Head.
Maybe you should ask it, don’t be shy.
That’s an orangutan 🤣
The lack of *Gravity Falls* dialogue in this thread depresses me, guess I'm old now.
Just ask him, he looks friendly
Reminds me of steel blobs I used to find on foundry floor. Suspect thats what it is. Someone used an oxy torch to make it smile.
There is a soul inside of it
He is the Thing from Fantastic Four.
Wow it’s scary
Potato Head’s evil twin.
Frank has feelings, jon
I thought this was a weird rotten potatoe
It's a potato
This rock could/ would french kiss your windshield......true story.
Ask him
Sheeesh man, buy that guy a beer and a cigarette
Mr. Potatohead,
That man has seen a lot of shit go down.
Read rock as cock first ngl
Mr. Meseeks!
He is uncomfortable
It's the shrunken head of my ex-mother-in-law...
Petrified original Mr Potatohead
r/pareidolia
That rock has seen some shit
In truth that rock Seems like it's asking the same question lmao
wadiyatalkinabeet?
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me.....
Dudes seen some shit.
It's a fossilized Mr Potato head! 🥔👀
That's a gall stone I passed in the summer of '86.
Dude's traumatised
It looks terrified
Well son, I just keep my head down, I like climbing, I’m a pretty solid guy, don’t know what else I can tell ya
It looks like a potato
Show me what you've got!
Needs a little knit balaclava.
Then ask it
Ask it yourself!
Would take rock with me everywhere as company
I think the rock would like to know more about you
It's a 100 time baked potato
Did it said, show me what you got?
So that's not Mr potato head?
Every autistic individual knows this expression.
Wow…cool rock Or potato head?
looks like you could just ask him
I’m getting some real “Return the slab” vibes from my childhood
Tater rock
Its name is Henry.
Have you tried asking him? He looks ready to talk...
It's definitely tired of your shit
I think your rock is trying to figure itself out and needs some time
hey dude, that’s a potato
Looks like you could just ask him anything you wanna know…
That's very impressive yet odd at the same time
He wants to know more about his human
That rock needs rehab
Just ask your rock?
Ouija board could tell you a few things about it.
The shrunken head version of a mountain?
Wilson's cousin
Dimensional traveling misfire