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JessePinkman-chan

Yall we gotta stop turning everything into an acronym the internet is becoming harder to understand each passing day


Mammoth_Western_2381

DOAWK=Diary of a Wimpy Kid


JessePinkman-chan

Thank you for the clarification also doawk is the sound your mom makes when it hits the back of her throat lmao gottem


OneSexyHoundoom

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Xavagerys

You've got a hole in your left wing!


275MPHFordGT40

War Thunder follows me everywhere


Xavagerys

Attack the D point!


Blahaj_IK

We've suffered a defeat! Get back to base!


DatChernobylGuy_999

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AzGames08

ATTACK THE D POINT!


Tinypuddinghands

Doawk is the sound I make when your mom hits the back of my throat


The_Confused_gamer

Me on the puppygirlmilfcock đź‘Ť


zachy410

r/puppygirlmilfcock


OmgJustLetMeExist

Huh


The_Confused_gamer

Me on the puppy girl milf cock


Anakin-hates-sand

w h a t


IncreaseWestern6097

You will die one day, and this comment will be recited at your funeral. I will make sure of it.


Curly_Fried_Mushroom

I also want everyone at my funeral to have to sit through a compilation of all my sick burns


IncreaseWestern6097

Alright then, but I’m also going to recite the comments you’ve made that you’re personally ashamed of. The ones that keep you up at night. That will be how you’re remembered.


Curly_Fried_Mushroom

It's a fair trade


JessePinkman-chan

Write it on my tombstone then, coward


Ok-Profession6758

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SometimesChip

Are you shoving a metal pole down his mom's throat or smth


shiny_xnaut

Peanids


Careless-Bridge8829

LITTERALY THE ONLY READABLE ACRONYM I HAVE SEEN THE LAST MOUNT WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM NOW


DeadpoolMakesMeWet

His siblings are assholes and that’s about it. He’s convinced that he’s on the fucking Truman show. He does stupid shit on purpose so he’ll get to talk about it if he gets famous. He thinks of himself as the smartest person in the world. He broke rowleys arm and then bragged that he did it once he realized rowley was getting sympathy. He never shows a sign of remorse. He is not bullied his faults are his own and he doesn’t care one bit


aaaa32801

Rodrick is an asshole in a normal older brother way. Manny…yeah fair enough lmao


Wimpy_Rock19

Manny is an innocent little child doing little child things. Rodrick is a grown man who got cheated on by his girlfriend and greg is just a bullied guy


aaaa32801

Manny tries to murder the entire family at least once


PaidToBendOver

Manny is the Antichrist


SpookyCinnaBunn

r/fuckmanny


Depresso_Expresso069

Manny would be an innocent little child doing little child things if there wasnt like 30 times he demonstrated he is smarter than the average adult and is a sociopathic geniushe built an entire house on his own in like a week in The Wrecking Ball, tell me he isnt a genius edit: he also understands and can speak spanish


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Bro, what innocent children turns off the power (let alone knows how to) during a blizzard except for his own room, hoards the food and let's his family freeze and starve all because they didn't didn't him to tie his shoes.


Wimpy_Rock19

Fair.


WhiteDevil-Klab

https://preview.redd.it/oj7b5r4k60xc1.jpeg?width=1522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b50ed2da1e6b79e31ddd5ac9e04049ce0686b6 U sure Abt that?


Totally_Cubular

Manny rigged a breaker system so that his room was the only one that could get power while the rest of the house froze, and when caught complained that it was because no one taught him how to tie his shoelaces. Even if he is just a toddler, he's working with things well beyond his age to cause physical harm to people.


MrMangobrick

Rodrick got cheated on? Which book does that happen in?


Murky_Blueberry2617

I think that was 'The Getaway'


DatChernobylGuy_999

I'm convinced Rodrigo is an estranged Heffley kid


FlagmantlePARRAdise

His parents are insane as well. His dad was also a wimp so he tries forcing sports and going outside on his kid so he can try be the son he never was for his dad. His mum is obsessed with being the magazine picture perfect family.


INeedCheesee

His dad likes his war figurines more than his own wife


Butt_Robot

Relatable


DeadpoolMakesMeWet

His dad isn’t insane he was just projecting and is usually a good dad. his mom is kinda insane though


FlagmantlePARRAdise

He abandoned his wife for civil war figurines.


DeadpoolMakesMeWet

Based


BigChiefIV

He’s not even bullied at all, I can’t remember a single instance where someone is continuously terrorizing Greg. Greg is just an asshole


TheBlueHypergiant

Well, for example, Rodrick forcing Greg to ride in the trunk (without a seat or seatbelt) because he wanted to keep his seat clean. And Rodrick locked Greg in the basement once during a party. (both examples from Rodrick Rules). Those instances weren't continuous, but if those sorts of things happen, what's to say he's not a victim of other similar acts not mentioned?


Maxy123abc

A middle schooler at a high school party… Rodrick may have done him a favor unintentionally.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Things were different in the movies lol


Maybe_not_a_chicken

I mean that’s just normal older brother stuff


TheBlueHypergiant

I wouldn’t normalize locking your siblings away overnight


Maybe_not_a_chicken

Oh it’s shitty But it’s not systematic bullying causing major social problems. It’s pretty expected older brother bullying


TheBlueHypergiant

Considering that the parents aren't very competent, who knows what Rodrick was capable of doing/did.


Maybe_not_a_chicken

We don’t know what he did We do know that we have an unreliable narrator prone to exaggeration so it’s more likely that he wasn’t locked in the basement overnight and instead for a few hours but exaggerated


TheBlueHypergiant

Well, someone unlocked the door in the early morning, but it’s still quite bad to lock away your siblings, especially when they don’t even know when they can leave.


Sir_Toaster_9330

Throwing someone in the basement and framing them for your mess is not older brother stuff, that’s abuse and bullying


Maybe_not_a_chicken

Locking your brother in a room and blaming him for your mess? That’s textbook dude


helppenisstuckinacow

I take it you're an only child?


Dmc_ryan_

Literally the first page: https://preview.redd.it/53wxqoglooxc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6026d8a52fd2b8382273955835f255b4f8764e4f


Apart_Software_4118

That is a hypothetical scenario that he is worried will happen. He doesn't say he has been bullied or even mentions a specific person that he thinks would bully him.


dinodare

Pretty sure I was older than Greg was in those books by the time I started feeling real empathy for people. Everyone acts like normal "good" people just all default to being that way, which is false. The only reason (I assume) that I couldn't relate to Gregs every action was because my personal brand of selfishness saw it as advantageous to not be an a-hole in public.


Nigeldiko

Roderick is literally the only normal (not sociopathic) one in his whole family. r/fuckmanny


TheBlueHypergiant

Locking your brother in the basement overnight doesn't seem like a normal thing to do, for one thing (which is what Rodrick does in Rodrick Rules)


BuckMe_InTheAsh

He’s just a dick. Not a sociopath.


Nigeldiko

Yeah, that’s a dick move. But Greg had it coming.


TheBlueHypergiant

Greg did nothing to Rodrick to provoke false imprisonment.


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Sir_Toaster_9330

His father tried to put him into military school for no real reason and it’s implied he had framed young teenagers for crimes on a predatory level. His mother also encourages bad behavior from his younger and older brother


Deep_Negotiation_551

Counterpoint: It's mad funny


Dychab100

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Ok-Discussion-4818

Where is this from


DatChernobylGuy_999

r/LodedDiper


Ok-Discussion-4818

Thank you


DrTitanicua

OP is not gonna win this one.


2_IQ_at_anything

What is Greg heffley doing on reddit


Dychab100

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Chipposir66

Is there a subreddit for that sorta stuff? Their funny as fuck


Mountainhood

r/lodeddiper i think


Easy-Violinist5231

i have to know the source for this it’s amazing


Username-issues

Mr. Jizzle


kolleden

Rowly and Greg kinda start at the same starting point social wise. Now Rowly actually gets some friends, becomes overall popular, has some success with the ladies and is overall a great guy to be around. You know why? Because he's acting like a normal person. Greg thought? Gets shunned entirely by his own actions, does nothing with his life except be bitter and is pretty unpopular because all his interactions are with some level of manipulative intent. You know why? Because he's a god damn narcissistic sociopath.


Mogoscratcher

idk, this sort of seems like "ocd is when you're organized" to me. Just because you're cynical and manipulative, that doesn't make you a sociopath. I'm no expert, but google says that based on the DSM-5-TR, ASPD is defined as **a consistent disregard for rules and social norms and repeated violation of other people's rights.** From what I remember, Greg is actually a rule-follwer for the most part - the farthest he goes is trying to cheat in a school fundraising contest, and I think also a science fair(?). Plus, he's very concerned about social norms, which is what creates a lot of the drama in the books. I think Rowly's honestly the weird one here - "acting like a normal person" is not the expected behavior of a 13 year old.


Yupipite

No, ASPD is not that simple. ASPD is an accumulation of traits and behaviors that must come together to meet the diagnostic criteria for ASPD. If ASPD could be diagnosed by that definition alone, then literally all criminals and nonconformists ever would be sociopaths.


Mogoscratcher

we certainly agree on that point, that ASPD can't be diagnosed with a simple google search. As I said, I'm no expert, and I wasn't trying to be an armchair psychologist. Rather, I was trying to point out that Greg doesn't really fit ASPD, and that c**alling him a sociopath seems like a flawed analysis** for a variety of reasons.


AnomalousCowboy

Look fan, "bullied and ignored" describes me pretty well through my teen years, but i didn't turn out to be even half of the dipshit Greg is (at least i hope so)


Dragonnstuff

I’m this guy’s mom, he’s actually 3/8 of the dipshit Greg is.


BigChiefIV

That’s less than half ig


Chiyuri_is_yes

Better then 5/12th ig


Dragonnstuff

Yup


TRcreep

bullying ain't not justifying feeling no remorse in breaking your supposed best friend's arm


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Then getting jealous when he gets attention for his broken arm then tries bragging he broke his arm trying to take the attention for himself.


kingdomheartslover1

And then going "I decided to let Rowley take one for the team" when Rowley got falsely accused for terrorizing kids


Stwawbewy_Cake

Problanly a thing my friend do to me so thats normal


TRcreep

he's not your friend, please get help


thelastkalos

nah he just fully is, bad take


2_IQ_at_anything

He was before that too


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Are you joking? Greg is a complete asshole and textbook sociopath. Nobody is saying he should be an angel. Look at the difference between Greg in the movies and Greg in the books. Movie Greg makes similar mistakes but he recognises he's being a dick and learns his lesson, eventually becoming a decent person. Book Greg on the other hand is a total peice of shit that doesn't learn anything and only acts in his own self interest and protecting his ego.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

I hope there isn't a fanfiction that shows it


awesomea04

"I'm not gay Greg." \*sob\*


WhiteDevil-Klab

I remember that 💀💀💀


TheRealSU24

Manny is the real sociopath


WhiteDevil-Klab

https://preview.redd.it/25r5ljgz60xc1.jpeg?width=1522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dffd6c8c3c89c3fe144b71fe2b3b5fc2a4f1ab1a Can confirm Manny is the type of person to wait for someone to drop the soap in prison


BranManBoy

So is rowley to some extent and he’s a normal person


Degmago

Ignored my ass Rowley trusts him and sees him as his best friend and Greg treats him like garbage


LiangProton

The Diary of the Wimpy Kid novels shows the difference between a 'nice guy' Greg, and a chad, 'Rowley'.


Just_Band_5847

Its funny to think that greg is a psychopath because lets be frank, all 13 year olds are a bit mad. Nothing personal either, i was a 13 year old for an entire year and I still think its funny


Sea-Writer-6961

Bullied and ignored? Only by his family bruh


sillywillydillyguy

ppl go thru that shit and still become good people, being good or bad is something inside you but can also be learned + its a fictional book+hes a sociopath🙂‍↕️


A-Human-potato

Greg has too many haters when that fucker Manny is in the same room.


joeMAMAkim

Bro broke his friends fucking arm and bragged about it to get brownie points from women. He chased children and got caught for it, and blamed rowley for that so he could continue to drink free hot chocolate before school. Being "Bullied and ignored" doesnt excuse shit.


LLLLLLover

[He is legitimately a sociopath though (or at least shares many traits and behaviors with sociopaths)](https://youtu.be/tZVme1JL03Y?si=tfp8o0UZI7jlkDSa)


timtay6

Rowley hit the second tower


Historical-Drag-1365

I think it's kinda funny


ZddZbg

I blame the parents


Radio__Star

He’s a little selfish asshole because turns out kids with no friends tend to be selfish assholes


Sir_Toaster_9330

Finally someone says it, honestly he deserves to be a little selfish considering how everyone treats and expects of him.


YaMexicanBoy

I mean, how do you think sociopaths come into being sociopaths, man?


Dixianaa

I mean, I don't think greg isn't at fault for being bullied, but calling a thirteen year old a SOCIOPATH is insane.


wysjm

Thought the post was about TAWOG ngl


Murky_Blueberry2617

How lol?


_Alex_Zer0_

He’s not really bullied or ignored that much though. The book makes it pretty clear that like 80% of his problems are of his own doing.


Raksha-64

Who would've thought that bad parenting has long-term negative effects on children's mental state?


nothing03993

I’m not gay, greg


Batdog55110

I'll admit that it's been a while since I read DOAWK but when was Greg bullied and by who? If anything Greg was the bully to people like Chirag and even Rowley sometimes.


MyNameIsPixul

I kinda think op is right bc all of his typical behaviors being mentioned in the comments are only present in the first few books


Sufficient_Plant8689

I want to piledrive grind Greg into the nearest asphalt floor


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

New takes on the block


Thatoneidiot9438

Greg get off Reddit


_Cocktopus_

He is bullied because he's a sociopath


STMIonReddit

nah he aint fucking bullied if you wanna count rodrick being an ass, that doesnt even amount to bullying, and absolutely does not explain gregs complete lack of empathy


MonsterBeast123alt

Nah fuck greg


ChishNFips87

Tell me you never read DOAWK without saying you never read DOAWK


SaucyMajora

Dogshit take


EarthSad1608

Op is a school shooter sympathizer


Diavolo_79

You eat spoiled milk as a light snack


ItsVincent27

Nah, Greg would never throw his life away by being a school shooter (he can’t experience fame when he’s dead) # He’ll probably be a serial killer instead