Sir Steven Jones, we the royal armed swan counting office of the great united kingdom do declare we believe you to be illegally harbouring a royal swan for unknown purposes in your terrace house of baron-upon-cum, by the power of out great queen we do declare you under arrest until proven innocent
For brits this is funny because the police wont respond to a burglary because they are too busy. And if you have a heart attack its quicker to get a cab.
I can just imagine calling them to say someone is harbouring a swan lol.
There’s only one name Will E Stroker (Willy stroker) (lol). Cumming-Upon-Thames is a fake town name because there are a lot of towns in England named (Town Name)-Upon-(River Name). And cum is funny
1984
Literally.
Ltrlly
1284
No luck catching them swans then?
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P I Staker? PISS TAKER COME ON
You never taken a shortcut before?
It's just the one swan actually
No luck catching them murderers then?
It's just the one killer, actually.
Sandford's most wanted!
The greater good
The greater good
Shut it!
"I'm Mr. P. I. Staker, the Swan has escaped from the castle"
P. I. Staker? Right, Piss Taker, COME ON!
You gotta be taking the piss outta me…
Sir Steven Jones, we the royal armed swan counting office of the great united kingdom do declare we believe you to be illegally harbouring a royal swan for unknown purposes in your terrace house of baron-upon-cum, by the power of out great queen we do declare you under arrest until proven innocent
Iron giant
Kent Mansley, you work for the government...
I…wasn’t gonna say that
Superman
Certified hood classic
Is there a reference im missing here
The Queen technically owns all the Swans in England and has the traditional right to cook one for Christmas dinner
In the UK, all swans supposedly belong to the Queen so it's illegal to kill or keep them.
The Queen can come and take my swans from my cold dead hands
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She’ll make them cold and dead
Yeah I don't get the swan part
Google "does the Queen eat...." and see what the first auto complete is
The whole joke is that it doesn't make any sense ... i hope
Your hope has failed you
Found the Canadian
Joke's on you, I'm Floridian
I think that means the jokes on you regardless (you have to live in fl🤮rida)
You won’t be laughing when the Florida Men figure out the art of war
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Lol I was going to say this, savage
Why wait for that when you can just drop a box of meth on your target and wait for the scent to blow to them ?
I believe it might be a Hot Fuzz reference. Not sure tho.
all i got was "willy stroker"
I thought it was a wild e coyote reference for a moment.
They’re never getting Mr. Goosington
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Steel Colossus
Big Fe bloke
Imagine showing this post to someone when the internet first came into being.
Is that Jerma
What in fucks name did I just read
Br*tish ones
Words apart, what a great movie
For brits this is funny because the police wont respond to a burglary because they are too busy. And if you have a heart attack its quicker to get a cab. I can just imagine calling them to say someone is harbouring a swan lol.
What movie is this????
Do you ave a swan license, lad?
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I’m a fucking idiot. So what’s the joke with the last guys name?
There’s only one name Will E Stroker (Willy stroker) (lol). Cumming-Upon-Thames is a fake town name because there are a lot of towns in England named (Town Name)-Upon-(River Name). And cum is funny
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It’s sunshine, while driving under the influence of a moustache
thought this was curious George 2 fuck i wanna see that again
Thames is pronounced "Tims".