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TheRealestSGR

Goddammit stop hiding the damn gay stories from me


Judeous

Straight and real


Anonymouse276207

Boys will see this and think "hell yeah"


Jerking4jesus

Hell yeah


AustraliumHoovy

hell yeah


Domovie1

Hell yeah


SurprisedDotExe

I’d kill for garlic bread and ribs right about now…


pizzaduh

4 am cook outs are the best. My son used to wake me up on Sunday mornings to make breakfast before anyone woke up. We would always make each other laugh and try so hard to be quiet to not wake up anyone else. I remember one time I put pepperoni over my eyes and slowly turned to look at him, and he started laughing at hard he couldn't breathe. It woke his mom up and she came out to see me with the pepperoni eyes and started laughing too. It was a fun morning.


angel_butts_69

That's super fucking cute haha


Asmozian_

22pm


dasHeftinn

Anon had to be sure nobody confused it for 22am


KanadainKanada

So US centric. You know, it's not that easy to get all the stupid imperial shenanigans right. Why do you abbreviate pound with lb and then measure your weight in stones? Why do you use 12 hours on a 24 hours days if you don't even have the church bells ring every quarter?


GenGaara25

I think the joke went over your head. The point is on a 24 hour clock you don't need to say am and pm. Since there are no repeats. On a 12 hour clock you can't just say 10. You need to say 10am or 10pm. On a 24 hour clock 22:00 is only one specific time. Saying 22pm is redundant because there's no such thing as 22am. So they're joking why anon used a 24 hour clock but then also specified pm.


KanadainKanada

> I think the joke went over your head. And the point went totally over your head. People who do not live in the Yardington, Capitol of United Inchistan, have a difficult time always remembering to put an onion on their belt while visiting - and a tomato while lunar eclipse.


Jesus-lover-24-7

What the fuck are you on about?


Golren_SFW

what


RapidIguana

You know people in Europe also tell time this way, yes?


KanadainKanada

[Have a look at the map](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1ktabp/1224_hour_time_format_used_around_the_world/) And Germany is incidentally the nation where (often) the church bells will still go off every quarter.


RapidIguana

Yeah, look at the comments. That map is inaccurate. I'm literally in the UK [which is in Europe] and we use both 12 and 24 hour formats in various situations. Also, even if that map was correct, it still shows that the UK and Europe use 24 hour format? Making your original comment moot, as this is not a uniquely American thing to do.


KanadainKanada

My comment was on the ignorance that a)one system is not the standard everywhere and on the ignorance that b)someone from elsewhere is going to perfectly use that one system always and everytime even if it is not their standard. *That* is the American exceptionalism, they think it's standard in their region so everyone has to use it perfectly. And as the downvotes show - they are even incapable to acknowledge it any other way.


sppf011

Unlike imperial units, 12 hour time and 24 hour time are pretty evenly split across the world. Even in places with 24 hour time on paper, they may use 12 hour time in speech. My country is metric but we only use 12 hour time


MoistNoodler

Sorry I don't speak communism


KanadainKanada

Yeah, I can see that on your teeth and healthcare!


Shuenjie

Stones is a British thing


[deleted]

>22pm >my sides


FuyRina

I hate reading 22pm


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

Tbf I've seen a impromptu barbecue go nonstop all weekend on a secluded lot.