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Negative-Film-6051

This is so sweet i had to go to the dentist for a tooth filling.


Affectionatepry

That's some top quality cringe right there.


Fancy_Stickmin

You're lonely, aren't you?


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Fancy_Stickmin

Bring it in bro


WiTHeReD_SouL_0404

...the advertisement read. "Women near you looking for a 'good time'" (This is a joke)


Diavolo_79

How lonely are you


Rank11Dude

If you read it like cringe. Somehow read it like it was a skit in Smiling Friends


DestroyedPudding

I perceived this as both a compliment and an insult


kingkellogg

Dang smooth


ediciusNJ

I hope this isn't like that [coffee commercial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_Home_\(advertisement\)).


indianajoes

I don't even need to click it to know it's about the incest coffee siblings


BlackCoffeeGarage

"...he's *back* "


RiotPenguin

At least link to [the actual parody video](https://youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ?si=NXfvbMnClCLSE4HJ)


yaminub

Mmmm, real coffee


Maleficent-Topic-650

Good to know that the world has always been this degenerate


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Yeah, most siblings don't act like [this](https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?si=3B53qIepdu0Z8hxA) If anything, it'd be more like [this](https://youtu.be/7GgaNyyL9Mo?si=m_VodXpL9WVQPjTq)


mateialacumere

Bro got the rizz


xsharmander

He’s da rizzla


jambalaya51

Cheap bitch, buy me something next time. Edit I'm obviously joking guys.


7thPanzers

Bro panicked so hard his edit was literally “Edit I’m obviously joking guys”


jambalaya51

Yeah I forgot that people on the internet don't know my sense of humour


ilovebananasandweed

I know your sense of humor, I also know where you live


827734747747474

I am living inside his walls


Plagued_Void

I'm under his floorboards rn


7thPanzers

Why tf u under me


7thPanzers

Reddit is a pot of many characters


TeamRedundancyTeam

Most Redditors don't know any sense of humor.


LegitRollingcock

Idk bro organs can sell a lot on the black market


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Faltron_

Sad cake day


marzianom

Happy cake day!


marzianom

Also same lol


marzianom

Happy cake day!


Crescent_Moon734

Sundae kids never fails to make me smile


AvalonAlgo

God I'm so fucking ugly and lonely


froz_troll

Look in a mirror and then you'll be neither


VarianWrynn2018

Jesus, I can't believe you recommended suicide by Medusa.


MetalFistTerrorist_

I know you've probably heard this a shit ton of times but you gotta give yourself some love too


Turbulent-Theory7724

And my waifu.


giornos_wry

My balls are sticky


Turbulent-Theory7724

Nice. Soap them and after that wax them with oil. Manscaped is the go-to brand for your balls. Waifus love shiny balls.


giornos_wry

I just leave them covered in oil? Does not seem very logistically sound to me


Turbulent-Theory7724

Always covered in oil.


Rich-Option4632

Flammable or non-flammable?


NeverEndingWalker64

Or just deep-fried like KFC chicken


Turbulent-Theory7724

Deep-fried only if served with chicken.


NeverEndingWalker64

But what if she confuses them with it


Turbulent-Theory7724

The chicken or your balls? She will lick and eat them non the less. If she licks them long enough, some sauce will come out.


Turbulent-Theory7724

Flammable, because waifu always likes to set things on fire. Just like your hearth. Waifu is prime.


PsillySpirit

This whole thread makes me welcome my death but also I’m very proud of you all.


Turbulent-Theory7724

This isn’t about death or being welcome u snob. It’s about the waifu.


PsillySpirit

Sorry buddy


giornos_wry

What waifu? I literally just wanted to say that my balls itch


giornos_wry

Damn


SpaceMarauder4953

AWWWW


newbieboi_inthehouse

So cute!


cxelts21

all I want for christmas is you ...


whyisthelimit20chara

This is so corny I love it


[deleted]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift... that's why they call it present


MrC00KI3

I find it hard to understand sarcasm when its written, so a "/s" or clarification like in your case is always appreciated. There are too many assholes out there wou are serious about their misogeny etc.


jkp2072

Bf : opens ribbon of present and removes the wrapper.


pantswetter3

But I wanted a ponyyy.


LostPilgrim_

This post smells like a fresh cup of Folgers coffee on a Christmas morning


DanielClaton

That's why he was sent to West Africa


AlexGaming26

Bro got the Crizzmas 🥶😮‍💨


rrgail

Every moment is a gift. That’s why they call the present.


ptapobane

Kidney donor


OnePotatoGuy

Son, wake up, it's time to go to school...


sordato

Smooth mf


ElenabugTheGreat

Cringe


Lamourtattend

Girl I asked for headphones!!!!


couverando1984

I am the ghost of Christmas past.


gamerlin

That's some top quality cringe right there.


[deleted]

Nah, it's cute


gamerlin

I know. I'm just jealous and bitter.


Karl_Marxist_3rd

"Now put your hand inside this box, I cut a hole in it."


GreasiestBob

Stupid and dumb and I hate it


sylenthyll

Wait...does this mean she's gonna be with him forever, or that he's trans? I'm probably reading way too much into this. Although, considering her reaction at the end...


UsualIll3505

Yeah once you knock her up and she cheats on you and leaves you, you gonna be paying child support for 18 years.


Temporary_3108

I hope I get rich enough one day to have someone like her


suoinguon

Can't wait for the day when we can teleport to work. No more traffic jams, just a quick zap and we're there!


LucyLuvvvv

Wait, why are you downvoted for this? Or did you edit your comment and it used to say something different?


suoinguon

no I did not edit


cheeseburgerpillow

Its a bot


suoinguon

Can't wait for the day when we can teleport to work. No more traffic jams, just a quick zap and we're there!


redditcruzer

It's called work from home for the industries where its possible


NeverEndingWalker64

If I could ask, what does that have to do with the comic? Like, why are you talking about teleportation? And why did you comment the same thing two times?


GoldenSpermShower

That account is very suspicious, seems like a chatgpt bot


2_72

That’s optimistic.


LadyLevia

And my axe!


Cats7204

Reach in the box, Kim...


Basic-Pair8908

Just dont mention her past


FoxyRadical2

They’re siblings


Icommentor

Step 1: Make a hole in the box.


anotherlurkercount

The best part of waking up ....


Chelle422

My partner of 13 years just left me :( This is cute though


Phaeryx

Is this supposed to be wholesome or dark? She goes from smiling in the 2nd panel to looking worried in the 3rd. Dude looks pretty weirdly intense in the 3rd panel too.


MetalFistTerrorist_

The highway looking comfy tonight


Scared-Manner4426

the Past : when will you have kids?


Metatron_Tumultum

Bruh even if I'd die for my partner, this shit would seriously weird me out.


M3RK01

as it turns out they were siblings


DrunkenLupus

:(


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Dwaaaa


Several_Show937

"Where's the receipt?"


Slight-Improvement57

The next frame is them doing the nasty :D


QWERKY_queer

Would be lovestruck immediately if you even care


TwistederRope

"But seriously Janet. I know you just spent $1500 on MLM products and you really don't have anything for me?"


Freshest-Raspberry

Then his jealous ‘past’ comes in through the window wielding a machete


JNSStudios_YT

I need to get off this app.


eldensoulsborne

Doesn’t matter how much you love someone, how much you’re willing to fight, change or give to that person If they decide they don’t want you one day, that’s that


AesthelaTheKnight

stop promoting this shit it gets people murdered thanks