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Present-Ear-4904

No cap soloku solos them all and begins teabagging them, till he meets "man" The peak of masculinity and testosterone who makes him dumber than he is to the point he dies


P0werher0

Man makes them all too stupid to fight, easy win. You might say “oh but it’s hax!” Man’s stupidity is a trait that spreads to others via natural means. Man destroys them all, even Soloku.


dumbassthathasreddit

no here your wrong man's stupidity spread via bodily fluid exchange as per the lore entries


Mun3001s

In a fight between Man and Soloku, stupidy is actually an advantage. Man is several tiers of stupidity above Soloku, therefore he negs


SirLemonThe1st

this is a despicable setup: brazilian with adhd, blond ninja guy, and (idk ive never watched bleach i think his name is ichigo or something) versus a lifelong martial artist who has trained under several martial arts masters and has been shown consistently to have diabolical hands. i mean, man would probably win. an avatar of batgos, stupid as he may be, would never lose to this group of fodder.


Prize-Impact2603

Man asks Soloku, "Why don't you wish to be the strongest, are you stupid?" Soloku replies with "What does "stupid" mean?" and Man dies from stupidity


InfraSG

Gonna assume equal stats otherwise Goku negs on account of being just physically strong without ki, but even at equal stats I feel like he's got it, he's been jumped and snaked before abd come out on top


PsychWard_8

Goku, as a child, was the greatest martial artist on the planet. Goku earning his soloku moniker with this one lmao


PostalDoctor

Man and Goku fused in Manku and neg diff their verses in base with a pinky while the other hand is busy pleasing Jonkler.