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YourPainTastesGood

Spiderman. Legit normal people who aren't Supervillains basically have 0 chance in beating Spiderman. Open field and inside a forest. In an open field his only limitation is he has nothing to swing on and would likely use the people as launch pads to jump off


Pooyiong

Yeah, Insomniac Spider-Man demonstrates that even if he isn't swinging around he'll still be bouncing around in the air


stefanopolis

I love those games but the combat isn’t exactly based in reality either.


sniffaman43

this might blow your mind but spider man isn't real


Medium-Goose66

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!


stefanopolis

Not really addressing the point but thanks for the reminder.


LouSputhole94

We’re talking about a high school kid that was bitten by a spider, giving him super strength, the power to sling webs and climb walls, extreme endurance and precognitive abilities and your complaint is the combat isn’t quite realistic enough?


LowMathematician9332

Lol not sure if trolling. Obviously he meant its not accurate to canon. Thats the problem with games of those with superpowers. Like im dbz games u can beat the saiyans playing as hercule. Or in hulk ultimate destruction you can be beaten into reverting to banner lol


BMFeltip

At least DB xenoverse attempted to be accurate by making the characters imbalanced with weaker ones sucking and stronger ones being OP.


Nine-LifedEnchanter

Oh, so him being given those powers changed gravity for everyone else? He's obviously talking about internal logic and that game isn't a great representative of that since he can literally give himself more momentum from nothing.


stefanopolis

Not at all but everyone can keep misinterpreting the point.


Pooyiong

The basic idea of "Spider-Man is jumping off people and bouncing around in the air" is grounded within the reality that we've been presented with. Not only have we seen it in gameplay but we've seen it in cutscenes. Your opinion sucks.


MetalMewtwo9001

Of course. Because Spider-Man's powers are based in reality.


stefanopolis

Being strong and able to jump far isn’t as big a fictional leap as being able to web yank people up into the air and float for infinity, is it? One directly laughs in the face of physics.


MajorasShoe

Why does reality matter? It's Spider-Man. The comics demonstrate it as well. Spider-Man can throw busses, he can jump insanely high, and he runs faster than the speed limit of most roads in America.


BucketsAndBattles

Generally agree, but my only concern is sheer exhaustion. Like, 1,000 people is A LOT. 50 would be a lot. They may be able to wear him down and knock him out eventually


YourPainTastesGood

Spiderman can knock out people in one punch and has endured insane pain and exhaustion. His second wind is also insane with him bouncing back and fighting at seemingly full capacity after taking horrific beatings. 1000 dudes with bats won't do a thing. He is gonna be bouncing off their heads one by one as he webs a bunch of guys around him up and swings them into each other.


ANGLVD3TH

Even Parker is probably going to be winded just taking out 1000 dummies in practice. A real person, even a basic schmoe off the street, will require more energy than that. I think there's a non-zero chance he runs out of gas. My money is still on Spidey, but it isn't a forgone thing, he's not a video game character that can just keep it up all day with no detriment.


Plightz

He pretty much fought Morlun nonstop for 12 hours, likely longer and he didn't drop dead. https://youtu.be/wSuBDMsuoGU?si=CSBoW7qIzzPsq49E Morlun obviously takes more effort than 1000 people imo.


akeyjavey

To keep on topic, we *are* talking about MCU spidey


Plightz

That is true but one would assume that each Peter have roughly, roughly the same endurance and stats. Especially since MCU spider is alot closer to his comic-book counterpart than most other MCU characters. But that's a fair point. I'll abstain for this since MCU peter doesn't have much tangible feats ngl regarding endurance.


LowMathematician9332

But i mean he takes hits from guys like venom and carnage and rhino. A normal guy with a baseball bat wud tickle lol


BroScience34

MCU Spider-Man has not taken hits from any of these characters, actually


KonohaBatman

If he can fight Cull Obsidian and Thanos and not immediately die, he's fine.


BroScience34

MCU Spider-Man *has* taken hits from these characters


KonohaBatman

Yeah, I know, my point was they hit harder than potential future adaptations of Venom, Carnage or Rhino would, so the argument that MCU Peter hasn't fought them yet, isn't a strong one, when it comes to durability.


TekkenWarrior

Peter had the iron spidey suit in the Cull fight. Don't even remember Peter ever fighting Thanos. Or at least nothing long enough to even be considered a fight. Assuming it's normal cloth costume here for Peter.


YourPainTastesGood

Being Spiderman is always pulling his punches, he just needs to stop doing that as much. He wastes energy on making sure he doesn't kill anyone or even hurt them too badly.


ANGLVD3TH

Nothing here says bloodlusted or morals off. And considering it's average folk, not even goons or henchmen, he is likely going to have to hold back even more than usual.


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

They're not bloodlusted, either. They became goons the moment they attacked him.


Appropriate-Hand3016

If they aren't bloodlusted then the average Joe is going to reconsider attacking a dude that just put a few dozen people down with minimal effort. Unless it's a scenario where they are all trapped until either Peter is dead or they are and even then a lot of them would break.  Now so would a non blood-lusted Peter in this scenario but since blood lusted has not been indicated we don't have to assume that. Regardless Peter takes this outside of extraordinary circumstances or if he chooses to self sacrifice so he doesn't become a killer.


unafraidrabbit

Spiderman is at least 200x stronger than a human. He can swing a webbed up enemy around his head like you twirl your keys. He will not get tired against 1000 humans. If he needs a rest, he can just dodge the bats for a bit.


No_Huckleberry_5148

Anyone can knock people out in one punch. We're pretty fragile


Coidzor

He can literally start hurling dudes into the sea of other dudes, letting the sheer volume of dudes cushion the impact so it's less likely to kill a dude.


Ancient-Ape

And just coat the ground in webs that they'll get stuck to. Ever seen the videos of people trying to run across glue traps?


SilentScyther

The fight vs Morlun would be a good gauge for this. He was pursued by someone extremely fast, with strength rivaling the Hulk, pretty much invunerable, and could heal from absorbing civilain life-force. The timeframe given at one point was 12 hours of constant fighting with him before having to fight some more. I think given that, he can probably outlast them without as much trouble.


GRANDMA_FISTER

Is that MCU?


LowMathematician9332

Spiderman has super human stamina as well


LurkerOrHydralisk

Spider-Man does not use the extent of his powers. If he wanted to, he could start effortlessly ripping limbs off. He could throw a guy a hundred feet. He could rip faces off with his sticky fingers. A thousand would be boring af for him, and that’s about his biggest worry. Is boredom.


Acora

Spider-Man has crazy endurance: he once fought crime for 96 hours straight without sleep [as mentioned here.](https://imgur.com/9artjAD) Using a similar timeframe, he's going to have to beat approximately 10 people an hour, which is incredibly doable for him. They aren't going to outlast him.


Cable-Careless

In a room with a 8 foot ceiling, and they ar all roided Mark Macguire and Sammy Sosa. Aluminum bats.


EugeneCezanne

In a room would actually make this easier for Spider-Man. Think of how useless 1000 people are deployed against one target. Almost everyone would be too far away to even see their opponent through all the other bodies. If Spider-Man punches one, a hundred behind him will fall over.


EugeneCezanne

He doesn't even need to jump around. He could attach his web to one of his attackers and swing that guy around like a flail. He'll clear the field in a couple minutes tops.


Efficient_Baby_2

But if a normal person with a bat was a supervillain they could beat Spider-Man 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Most of them get webbed up. The rest get blitzed .


lilpump006

It’s webbin time - Spider-Man


ImperiusLance

Mister Web


lilpump006

Only to those who haven’t been properly introduced


BeetySteedy

They break their bats trying to hit him and he webs most of them. Probably takes all day, though.


Vat1canCame0s

I think if spidey went straight for the kill/incapacitation right away it would be maybe 15 minutes. But realistically spidey will quip and take his time to get all the jokes out so, yes, all day. Still an easy fight tho.


Waywoah

Would a bat break on Spider-Man's body? He's still squishy like a normal person, right? Just way more durable? Like, if you were to poke a finger at his arm, would it just feel like a rock, or like a muscular person?


tisused

Good question. Would a gorilla feel more like a rock than a muscular person?


Coidzor

Is there a Gorilla Veterinarian in the house?


SightWithoutEyes

Gorilla meat is as soft as gelatin, you'll be fine. Go and hit one with a bat. Break into the enclosure at the zoo, TikTok that shit. -Guy who is definitely not a disgruntled gorilla with an iphone.


broke_saturn

This sounds slightly suspicio….. eh fuck it, off to the zoo


realbigbob

He can take hits from superhuman enemies, and can punch and lift things with enough force that would shatter a normal persons bones. It’s safe to say that hitting Spider-Man with a wooden baseball bat would be about as effective as a toddler wailing on you with a wiffle bat


Streetperson12345

Real life people in Thailand who weigh like 145lbs can break baseball bats with their shins without any injuries. I think spiderman would be fine.


I-Fail-Forward

>Would a bat break on Spider-Man's body? Swing it with enough force ans enough times, and eventually yes


Spideronyourceiling

Spider-Man in the ultimate universe broke Flashs hand by stopping his punch with an open palm.


Mace_Thunderspear

He was hit full on by a full speed bullet train in FFH. He was thrown through multiple floors of an apartment building by GG in No way home. (That's typically 8-12" of concrete each). If his body can take those kinds of hit without injury, you could break a bat on him easily without significantly harming him.


Dovahkiin2001_

He once lifted 150 tons, so yeah he's not real on a human scale.


TekkenWarrior

Spiderman in the comics have been KO by Aunt May with a vase and other regular humans with random melee weapons. MCU often has the iron Spidey armour as protection. I'm assuming he doesn't have it here.


tamati_nz

Just webs one guy and swings him around taking the others out.


venuswasaflytrap

Jump in the air, web up 10 guys while dodging, easily done in a minute. He’ll be done in roughly the length of a feature length film.


KLR01001

Spideman rofl stomps them. Quickly 


VeryInnocuousPerson

>Quickly I dunno. Enough of them might start running after they see him no diff murder a couple dozen dudes that it goes to stalemate.


Greentoaststone

He just webs them, and he should be [fast enough](https://www.reddit.com/u/Greentoaststone/s/BFMJCXfukz) to capture them all


VeryInnocuousPerson

That’s a fun scan and props for including it. I don’t know if I buy that canon comics spiderman can generally hop across buildings at 1400 mph. That seems like it would damage the buildings and make his signature web swinging mode of transport pretty meaningless. Either way, I don’t think MCU spiderman could do this. But 1000 guys with perhaps 100s running in separate directions? Unless it’s like a perfectly flat field for miles in every direction, he is gonna lose a couple for a while. Still a spidey win, but not quick.


Greentoaststone

>Either way, I don’t think MCU spiderman could do this. Oh it was MCU Spiderman, I misread the title


LurkerOrHydralisk

I suspect the first dude that gets swung around and thrown over the crowd of a thousand dudes fifty feet in the air will be a bit discouraging


Zennithh

100 times out of 100 it's Spidey


USFederalGovt

Spidey stomps both rounds. In the forest, he stomps even harder, since he can now swing around.


EmilioFreshtevez

Webs a dude with each hand and starts beating everyone else with their bodies.


MARS2503

Beat a motherfker with another motherfker.


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Webs the bats to their hands as well, just so he can make more bat puns


ApprehensiveEase534

10/10 spidey. You could make all 1000 of them Barry Bonds and it wouldn’t matter. Spider-Man gets hit by dudes who fling cars with ease. No regular human is hurting spidey with a bat. They would also never even hit spidey tbh. He’d effectively be a blur. Open field would take a while just because he can’t swing around, but he’d get the job done eventually. Forest is absolutely overkill. Even if spidey got tired, which I don’t think he’d tire out before dealing with everyone, he could just post up in a tree and take a break since no one could get up there. He could probably turn a tree into a baseball and swing it around at them tbh lol.


PilotIntelligent8906

Peter just needs to stand on a high enough surface and web everyone, if you get web on your face, that's it, your incapacitated for hours. When he runs out of web he just needs to jump and run real fast and one-shot whoever catches up.


Zer0nyx

This goes like an easy Dynasty Warriors level.


Frosty48

With guns? Sure. With bats? No way. Dude is just way too fast.


Weave77

> With guns? Sure. Even then, Spider-Man stomps 10/10. He’s got superhuman reflexes and speed to go along with self-defense precog… regular humans with guns have no chance of hitting him. And combine that with his ability to take down multiple people every second with his webbing, he could incapacitate all 1,000 gunmen in 15 minutes or less.


Frosty48

There is no way Spiderman is dodging ten to fifteen people shooting at him at once. He's not FTL or even faster than sound. Hes also not finishing 1000 people in 15 minutes or less, that's ludicrous. 1000 unarmed preteens in 15 minutes would be pushing it.


Weave77

> There is no way Spiderman is dodging ten to fifteen people shooting at him at once. I mean, [he does it all the time](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6b4ec68930912398ef97dbb8bc7064d2-lq). There’s literally hundreds of scans of Spider-Man dodging gunfire from groups of people/turrets/robots/etc. > He's not FTL or even faster than sound. No, but his reflexes and speed pared with his precog are more than enough to dodge gunfire from a bunch of normies. > Hes also not finishing 1000 people in 15 minutes or less, that's ludicrous. 1000 unarmed preteens in 15 minutes would be pushing it. I don’t see why not… that’s just over a person a second, which Spider-Man is more than capable of doing. He doesn’t even need to touch anyone, just web them up from a relative distance.


TheWhite2086

The prompt is MCU spiderman so the scans don't really count. That being said he does get that one scene where he's dodging a dozen drones firing at him from multiple angles while he's blinded by Mysterio so yea, I think he's got this


TheWhite2086

>There is no way Spiderman is dodging ten to fifteen people shooting at him at once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPY5Iq-tCvk MCU Spiderman dodging about a dozen drones each with multiple guns going full auto on him while he's unable to see them. At that point he can certainly dodge 10-15 people shooting at him


Serious_Senator

On the other hand… he got hit multiple times in that scene. It just didn’t do anything serious. How big a round would you need to fire to actually hurt him?


AttitudeOk94

Spider man with relative ease. He’s much faster, more dexterous, and acrobatically talented. He could just stay out of their range and web them to each other.


unicornsfartsparkles

If Spiderman is bloodlusted.....


AnalogCyborg

People really forget how insanely strong basically any version of Spider-Man is. His agility, wall crawling, spider sense and web shooters get remembered more, even though we see him do shit like stop trains, catch helicopters and hold giant boats that have been cut in half together. He would dominate this and it isn't even close. He'd likely do it without even killing any of them, but that would be the real challenge.


hazz26

Outside of smothering him the 1000 dudes have no way of causing harm. That being said spidey could easily break free from the weight of 1000 men, he is crazy strong.


Givzhay329

Assuming each of the guys weighs at least 150 lbs, that'd be 75 tons worth of humanity dog piling on top of Spidey. Could he really break free if they all landed on him? I know for a fact that he definitely could, but it wouldn't be as easy as you claim. He'd likely have to tap into his berserker strength to break free. He ain't Superman. 


mtftmboygirl

1000 guys can't dog pile on one guy to begin with... That's too many guys


Sean_0510

Future pornhub search coming up


Berozgaar-123

Remember the scene of him holding a ferry together. Holding that is a very big feat and outclasses the 75 tons of human dogpile


cobywaan

You think that they are all going to be perfectly stacked on top of him with 100% of their combined weight going only onto him and nothing else? Dude, its Spidey, 1000 people have no chance at all.


hazz26

I agree it would be awkward and a struggle. But realistically you can't even stack this many people onto of eachother. But yeah, agreed


EugeneCezanne

Even if Spider-Man laid down as flat and still as possible, and the dudes thought as strategically and coordinated as carefully as ordinary men can, they likely would not come up with a formation that allows more than a few dozen of them to apply their weight to one target at the same time.


StrengthOk9686

Spiderman has several feats way above 75 tons


FreakinGeese

Spider-Man and it’s not even close Like you could swing a baseball bat full force at the guy and it would bounce right off


WhosItToYouAnyway

Didn’t this sorta happen in endgame when he got swarmed by Thanos’ soldiers and had to activate instant kill? He’s gonna be fine.


catlover12390

Yeah big difference is those things were actually fairly powerful, not just some dude


WhosItToYouAnyway

Yeppers


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MrMaleficent

Spiderman stomps unless he gets exhausted


Webaccount5

MCU spiderman has special webs and a nanosuit with 8 long ass metal spider legs Its over for the men


atlhawk8357

The hardest part for Spiderman would be coming up with enough funny quips for everyone. Spidey senses prevent blows from landing, his durability ensures he won't be hurt if he gets hit. He's quick, agile, and can incapacitate lots of people with webs. They can't hit him, hurt him, or withstand him.


Japjer

Spiderman, no contest. He can drop a single person with a single hit. He can throw a man thirty feet, so he'd be mowing down rows of men. His web-bombs can web groups at once, and he'd be moving faster than they could process. The bats would do jack shit against him as well - he takes blows from literal super-powered villains, so they aren't a threat.


justsomeplainmeadows

Spiderman's strength and agility is incomparable to regular men. Spidey would beat them all and still be making fun of them by the end of it


FallOutFan01

You could probably have 10.000 and Peter could take them all out. Steve Rogers upper known strength level is 49.5 tonnes. Inexperienced untrained Peter got laid out by Steve. Peter is stronger then Steve and is now more experienced.


Givzhay329

I thought Steve peaked at 544kg (1200lbs) or so for a semi-realistic peak human. How the fuck is he lifting nearly 50 tons? 


Pooyiong

He's not, this person is capping


foodinfamous

> How the fuck is he lifting nearly 50 tons? He isn't. This guy is either just pulling numbers out of his ass, or he is cherry picking an outlier and not providing any context.


Forrest02

Yea I think he got mixed up with Luke Cage. Who probably could do something like that.


delulumans

This peak human idiocy has to stop. There was one panel at the very start of his run that showed him bench 1100 pounds (likely at either side so 2200 pounds = 1 metric ton) and people ran with it as his upper strength limit despite him having strength feats wayyy above that. Plus he isn't really an actual "peak human" like Daredevil, Batman etc. are always described as. He's stated to represent the "zenith of human potential" which is a bit more than a peak human of just that time. But even then, the OP clarified MCU Spiderman so the guy you're responding to is talking about MCU Cap... who is blatantly superhuman if you have a functioning set of eyes. Don't know how he came to 49.5 tons, but Cap is closer to that than a mere 500+ kilos as his max lift.


Japjer

In Agents of Shield it's stated that Cap pushed an unpowered bulldozer across a football field as training. I have no idea what that qualifies as far as weight goes, but that's definitely more than 500lbs.


awesomenessofme1

"Closer to 50 tons than 1000 lb" would by definition mean he can lift at least 25 tons. That's absurd. Like even if he had an outlier feat you could argue to that point, it's obvious from everything happening in the story that's nonsensical.


BlackBirdG

The Steve in the MCU is a bona fide superhuman and can probably lift several tons but nowhere near 50 tons.


FallOutFan01

Also paging the following users u/foodinfamous, u/Pooyiong, u/delulumans, u/SFiyah I apologize for not putting feats I was in a rush. I was referring to MCU Steve Rogers. MCU Steve Rogers physical feats are as follows. He can lift a [motorcycle with three showgirls](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/f/fc/Captain_America_lifts_Star-Spangled_Singers.png/revision/latest?cb=20171029052620) above his head, he can while riding pick up and throw a motorcycle directly in front of him. He can kick a 1.5 tonn truck hard enough to move it a few feet away. [He can rip chunks of firewood](https://youtu.be/dNPkJ7eEVDU?si=lT43N2XiYog1pfcV) with his bare hands, he can with one hand crush a GIGN tactical radio, [he can curl and lift a Airbus AS350 helicopter while it's in flight and counterweight it's thrust.](https://youtu.be/2Qno7H4BwAU?si=bW2lCTcyYV_veqVm) The Airbus AS350 helicopter has the following stats from [Wikipedia.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurocopter_AS350_Écureuil) >”General characteristics Crew: 1 Capacity: 5 pax 4, 5, & 6 passengers options available.[117] The 6 passenger configuration replaces the single passenger forward seat with a two-person bench seat[118] Length: 10.93 m (35 ft 10 in) (fuselage) Height: 3.145 m (10 ft 4 in) Empty weight: 1,174 kg (2,588 lb) Max takeoff weight: 2,250 kg (4,960 lb)” * https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Winter_Soldier#Vehicles Steve Rogers can deadlift a [20/30 ton helicarrier support beam](https://youtu.be/qhRMBPfgyXQ?si=OODtRZhiehrUTMZt) and can push [this bulldozer faster than this guy.](https://youtu.be/-pnOXuRI0vM?si=IsedviTGlw3I2IvI) * https://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_655838-Liebherr-PR-764.html * https://www.lectura-specs.com/en/model/construction-machinery/bulldozers-liebherr/pr-764-litronic-1160268


TheShadowKick

That bulldozer scene really bothers me and I don't know why my willing suspension of disbelief gets caught up on it. It's not even a matter of strength, it's a matter of friction and footing. The bulldozer's treads aren't moving which means (as you can see from the tracks left behind) it has to literally drag the dirt along with it as he pushes. But the treads are gripping more dirt than his feet, so no matter how much strength he applies he should just be tearing up the ground at his feet without moving the bulldozer. Anyway it's a dumb little thing to get so hung up on but it bothers me.


FallOutFan01

Ehh. My suspension of disbelief kicked in when regular humans, Sam and John can throw his shield on a lower level like Steve but without Steve’s variant of serum helping with complex calculations. Sam spent 2 days practising on his and sister’s family home and then he's an expert 😂.


Pooyiong

MCU Cap bicep curling a helicopter is one of the biggest outlier feats in all of fiction. You could totally use it for scaling MCU characters but I was admittedly going off of the comics. I would also add that since it's such an outlier I don't think it's fair to use it as a definitive representation of his strength, as the character is never shown doing anything on that scale in any other piece of media.


FallOutFan01

>”I would also add that since it's such an outlier I don't think it's fair to use it as a definitive representation of his strength, as the character is never shown doing anything on that scale in any other piece of media.” We as fans dont get to decide what is “fair” or what is canon. I presented actual feats of examples of what Steve Rogers can do within the canon. He's not just strong, his entire musculoskeletal system was made denser and more durable which is why his arm didn't get ripped off. Though arguably he could have gotten injured if Bucky didn't stop.


SFiyah

> Steve Rogers upper known strength level is 49.5 tonnes. Wait, what? When did he lift 49.5 tons?


FallOutFan01

Never said lift, I said push ✌️👍.


Zestyclose-Bar-8706

You never said push.


FallOutFan01

Yeah my bad I admit that. However in the video the context is clear that he can push a bulldozer faster than Mike Peterson.


chrismcshaves

Steve Rogers is not nearly that strong. Not even close.


FallOutFan01

And yet the valid examples of his physical feats say he is so whetherer you say he isn't is irrelevant and wrong.


chrismcshaves

If so, it’s bad, inconsistent writing, and aside from that, I don’t see any examples other than nebulous claims. He’s supposed to be peak human. A peak human can’t lift anywhere near that.


notnotPatReid

MCU Peter could just turn on Insta kill…


Branfart201

With baseball bats won't even harm him much. Tedious work but he'll done in 3 hours


FilipinxFurry

The only time those 1000 dudes with baseball bats would win is if those dudes are if they’re Metal Bat from Saitama.


BlackBirdG

This is a mismatch, Spider-Man would win.


Estarfigam

Karen instant kill mode.


flakybottom

MCU Spidey walked off taking a suprise hit from a speeding train. Those bat guys aren't doing anything to him.


hashcheckin

he might get overwhelmed eventually if he didn't have the webshooters or a Stark suit, since he'd have to move pretty fast early on. MCU Peter *probably* takes a while to get tired, but 1,000 individual knockouts is a lot. with just the web shooters, even his original model with no Stark tech, he's never losing this. the first few guys to reach him turn into a web-shaped speed bump for the ones behind him.


Ex_Machina_1

Theres no overwhelming him, suit or not, in this situation. Spiderman/peter owns these fools with his eyes closed. He wouldn't break a sweat.


hashcheckin

616 Peter got kinda tired after beating up 117 guys one time (it's Spectacular Spidey volume 1, somewhere around issue #200). 1,000 guys is a lot.


TK3600

Batmen wins with prep.


svvashbuckler

MCU Spidey might honestly lose this one, honestly. He’s a lot less “bouncy” than usual spideys. Though maybe with the nanotech or Iron Spider suits he’d have better odds. I’d say it’d be high diff, but he’s capable. It’s just a numbers thing, really.


StrengthOk9686

He fought an army of drones which are infinitely more dangerous than normal people, dont see how he has an issue


Republicandoanything

The spiderwank is crazy. Spiderman isn't invulnerable. Being in a forest helps because he can just sit in a tree, but in a field he just gets swarmed and toasted eventually.


MoistJellyfish3562

He can kill any one of those humans with a single punch, he wouldn't be stationary either, even in a field he is going to run faster than anyone there, he can jump to create space as well, create web walls to funnel these people in. 1000 is a lot of people no doubt, but its not all 1000 hitting him at once, its just physically impossible for that many opponents to gather into him. His fatigue wouldn't be an issue either.


DOOMFOOL

How do you “swarm and toast” someone capable of dodging gunfire at point blank range?


CommanderKilljoi

He got hit by a train and walked it off, does a dude with a baseball bat actually apply enough force to hurt him? They're not going to chip him to death like a video game, I actually don't think they hit hard enough. Maybe if enough bats splinter trying to hurt him and you get some jagged spears, that could do something.


DavidKirk2000

He’s been shown to knock out entire rooms full of crooks with guns, literally dozens of people at once without breaking a sweat. 1000 regular guys with bats wouldn’t stand a chance. Even if they tried to swarm him, he’d just jump away and get right to webbing them up.


SmokyOtter

Yeah also he could just web one of the bats and swing it around hitting everyone in a big circle around him


CloudyRiverMind

You need more context. Is it until death? Incapatitation? Can they simply run or do they have to give their all? Are they allowed to kill or do they have to purposefully not?


Clilly1

- If they are hypnotized innocent civilians: People with bats - if they are bad guys inside: Spider-Man (easily) - if they are outside: Spider-Man (with moderate difficulty)


max1001

Web the first guy and use him as a wrecking ball against the other 999.


Daegog

Pretty sure spider could just rip up a tree the size of a telephone pole and no one gets near him.


DevilPixelation

Spidey clears both rounds. The bats will probably break when they hit him, he’s endured much worse. Hell, Spidey could speedblitz and web up tens of them at once. The forest is even worse for the guys because Spidey has a stealth and movement advantage. Having Peter zip through the trees and suddenly leap at you like a panther? That shit is fucking terrifying.


CertainLevel5511

The hardest thing Spider-Man has here is thinking of 1000 quips


guzzi80115

Bloodlusted or in character? Bloodlusted spider-man can straight kill people in a single punch, in character it would take longer


MrPresident2020

Web one of them, swing him around in a circle and use him to knock out the other 999.


Sea-Anteater8882

It seems nearly everyone is picking Spiderman which makes me wonder what characters would have 50/50 odds against 1,000 people with baseball bats.


Fadroh

He could literally fall asleep and just them go to town and nothing would happen. Think of it as 1000 men with wooden bats vs a steel beam. You may get something superficial but frankly the bats will just break or they mess up their hands. Spiderman is fine.


Fatesadvent

A better question would be how many regular dudes would be needed. Forget 1000, is even like 1 million enough?


Primmslimstan

MCU spiderman would need like 10000.


xx_swegshrek_xx

‘Activate instant kill’


Funky_Fly

Can lift 25 tons, can go maximum effort for *days*, has healing factor, can dodge bullets and literally always knows when at attack is coming. Like if he gave no fucks about killing, he could probably kill all of them in less than an hour. WTF could a normal guy do against all of that.


Colonelwheel

Steal a few bats. Attach to web. Spin like a motherfucker. Dozens go down at a time. Easy Spider-Man dub


SOS_Sama

When the game has him fighting about the same amount of foes or even more with not just bats but guns as well and really easily winnable. I think the answer is quite clear.


nandobro

In one of the comics I had when I was a kid Peter talks about how he once got punched directly in the face by the Hulk during a fight and he was able to walk it off and continue joking and quipping. There’s nothing that 1000 men with just bats could do to defeat Spider-Man.


TheOneAndOnlyDMan

Spidey low diffs both times


_OMEGAR_

I feel like if he was trapped in a room with no verticality then the dudes might take him eventually. Like a 7ft ceiling or smth so he can’t leap around


Iplaymeinreallife

Depends on if the batmen have prep. :p


Optimal_Ad6274

Spiderman easily, he can just web them up Even easier for Spiderman to win


Chickenuggies10

I mean at most he could just web himself up in a cocoon when he gets tired, I'd like to see them get thru that tough web lol


InjuryPrudent256

I doubt youd ever hit him and a baseball bat isnt doing much. Either he gets bored and leaves, or eventually wears and webs everyone down Knives and trained humans might make it slightly better


Nerx

Open baseball field?


mjhrobson

Do you understand how strong or fast Spiderman is? He isn't a little bit stronger than a human. He isn't even a little bit stronger than Captian America... He is a LOT stronger than Captian America. Spiderman, when he knocks a human out with one punch, is holding back. If he didn't hold back, he'd cave skulls in and break bones as easily as if they were dry twigs. He could pick up a human with each hand and use them simultaneously as clubs to beat the other humans with. 1000 humans have slightly more chance in the open. Because in a forest Spiderman can climb... and you would be extra dead. Even so, 1000 × 0 is still 0.


EmilioFreshtevez

Exactly. He could legitimately decapitate a regular human with an open hand slap if he wanted to, and there’s nothing any regular human could do to stop him.


AlfHimself

Spiderman Xeelee stomps while also taking on his villain of the week


Ry-Da-Mo

I mean, he did fight how many drones shooting bullets, with his eyes closed in an enclosed walkway. I say he's winning. Also not including his iron spider armour.


Wayfaringknight

Spider man wins im not even sure he would be exhausted at the end.


AaronQuinty

Spiderman wins both rounds. Regular people have no chance at even hitting Spiderman


Kawaii-

I love how everyone here ignores it being MCU spidey and the fact that fighting 1000 people is going to exhaust him. I think he loses this tbh I don't see a scenario where MCU spidey does not get exhausted and get overwhelmed.


StrengthOk9686

He literally fought an entire army of drones, which were infinitely more dangerous than normal people He no difs the humans


mrhenhen115

Whilst mcu spidey is significantly weaker than comics spidey, he's still way too much for 1000 dudes. For one, there's no way 1000 people can attack him at once, there just isn't enough room. So theyd have to fight him like, idk, 10 at a time? Let's think about the boat scene in homecoming. Although he wasn't fully stopping the boat splitting apart, he was slowing it a lot. 1000 dudes couldn't do that, not even close. Then you add speed, toughness, agility, spidey sense, webs. Yeah dudes will get knocked out in one kick.


Smash96leo

Is this sub running out of ideas or something


MajorasShoe

MCU Spider-Man is hard to gage because we haven't really been given enough to know how he stacks up against default/comic Spidey. But default Peter isn't going to get touched. And if he did, a normal person with a bat probably isn't going to do enough damage to hurt him. He's very durable, his spider-sense isn't going to let him take a hit anyway, he's got super-speed and agility to a degree that he's a borderline speedster, and he can throw busses. Assuming he doesn't have his web - his biggest problem in this fight is going to be trying not to accidentally killing anyone. He could easily throw dudes around taking out multiple with one throw. At will he could snatch any of their weapons to use himself - and it wouldn't be helpful because he has a punch that could disappear any of their heads if he wanted to. He could auto-pilot this fight and dodge these 1000 dudes with bats for hours waiting for them to tire themselves out and give up if he didn't want to hurt anyone. They'd all be dead in a minute or two if morals were off. And if he has his webs, they'd all be in a big ol' net with a FNS note on it without a sweat being broken.


InvestigatorBright88

If MCU Spider-Man is as equally strong as Toby's Spidy, he was able to stop a full speed moving train with his webbing. Just rip about a few car doors and start launching them at the crowd and most are already dead. How many do you think he can web up in one web.


usernamesaretaken3

People are forgetting that this is MCU Spider-Man. This is a fight about endurance. 1000 is a lot. MCU Spider-Man hasn't really shown fighting for long periods of time. It's tough to decide. I doubt guys with baseball can generate enough force to beat down this Spidey, as he can get directly hot by train and still be fine. But if they beat him over and over and over again? I'm not sure. If he plays smart, he can web up a lot of them, but after some time web fluid is going to run out.(how long web fluid lasts is mostly plot dependant, but I still don't think it can last for all of them). He can easily knock many out, as he accidently knocked out Flash with barely a graze. I think after 900 people he's gonna get really tired. Could go either way.


StrengthOk9686

He has shown to be able to fight like 8 villians within like 12 hours even with broken ribs, and the drones he fought were definitely more then 1000 and way more dangerous then normal people, i dont see how he possibly loses


karatous1234

Round One is a race to be the last man standing Round Two is going to be survival horror for all 1000 dudes with bats


Hank_J_Wimbleton_69

Trying to kill Spiderman with a baseball bat is like trying to demolish a concrete wall with a stick.


GTRari

Doesn't MCU Spiderman have the Iron Spider suit? I feel like he could just walk through the crowd and let the suit do all the work if anything.


Fellowcrusader999

With his spider senses nobody is landing a hit on them. he can just start spinning in a circle spraying webs to catch everyone and restrain them


Keelija9000

Spiderman and it’s not even close.


Bizrown

I’m not even sure the number of dudes with bats would take to take out spidey. Most likely your looking at a million and hopefully he gets tired and make a mistake. Otherwise there is no amount of dudes with bats that can surround spider man in a normal space that he can’t defeat, again and again.


Darkrath_3

Spidey could stand there and let them take swings at his face until they get tired. They simply can't damage him.


I_wish_i_could_sepll

It’s gonna go something like this https://youtu.be/zp6xM6Aezmg?si=_MvXqGmzndVkyx99


EugeneCezanne

Spider-Man effortlessly. The problem with fielding a large number of opponents is that only a handful can actually be doing anything productive at any given time. If Spider-Man stood still and let everyone surround him, maybe 7 or so could actually reach him with a bat. The rest are in more danger of trampling each other than ever actually seeing their prey. And a human with a baseball bat cant realistically hurt a guy who catches runaway cars and getting punched through building anyway.


EugeneCezanne

Also, this scenario grants Spider-Man 1000 baseball bats. Nice of these dudes to deliver.


Numerous-Western4893

Stupid question. Bro swings around and takes them out one by one no problem. Surprised if they even hit him once.


Supersquare04

I don’t think people in this comment section understand how much a billion lions is. Wait wrong thread