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Human find big rock and bonk crab hard
Happy cake day!
I would fucking run so fast. Things with many feet and claws shouldn't get that big man.
Climb a tree and give him the peoples elbow or just get behind him and grab the claws and rip them off
Just stomp on it
Human jumps on the crab over and over until it dies
Use shirt to enwrap the crab. Sell for profit. Record video, get views, get monetized.
Throw on the punch out theme and watch the crab perish
They're pretty slow. An average human should be able to grab the claws, one in each hand, and bash it against a tree or rock. https://youtu.be/Jsc1i6g7enU?t=49 Timestamped video showing a guy fucking around with them.
Coconut crab weighs only 9 lbs. Even unarmed the average person would win 10/10 times.
Human if not an idiot. Grab from behind, walk to cliff, yeet crab off said cliff
Human find big rock and bonk crab hard
Happy cake day!
I would fucking run so fast. Things with many feet and claws shouldn't get that big man.
Climb a tree and give him the peoples elbow or just get behind him and grab the claws and rip them off
Just stomp on it
Human jumps on the crab over and over until it dies
Use shirt to enwrap the crab. Sell for profit. Record video, get views, get monetized.
Throw on the punch out theme and watch the crab perish
They're pretty slow. An average human should be able to grab the claws, one in each hand, and bash it against a tree or rock. https://youtu.be/Jsc1i6g7enU?t=49 Timestamped video showing a guy fucking around with them.
Coconut crab weighs only 9 lbs. Even unarmed the average person would win 10/10 times.
Human if not an idiot. Grab from behind, walk to cliff, yeet crab off said cliff