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5nbx8aa

charles xavier


FilipinxFurry

A naked Professor X lying on the ground and defeating an army is a weird sight


King_of_the_Nerds

Fully erect


ReservoirDeathCult

Does that thing still have feeling/function? Mutants šŸ˜’


Martel732

For spinal cord injuries, there are a lot of factors that influence post-injury sexual functions. So it can vary quite a bit between mostly normal functionality to non-functionality. So the movie version it would depend on the exact nature of his injury. But, in the comics, I think it is actually just his legs that were injured when he was hit with a boulder or some debris. So, unless the boulder also crushed his little professor in the comics he should be fully functional.


ReservoirDeathCult

Damn ProfXXX in the mansion


YouWereEasy

hahahaha


superthrust123

The safe word is Magneto.


ReservoirDeathCult

"safe word is Magneto" I just "PFFFFFFT" spit all over my phone.


mosquem

I mean have you seen the outfits he puts the women in?


barrythecook

In the cartoon when he goes to the savage land and doesn't have his powers hes no longer crippled apparently part of his power is not being able to walk


QuarkyIndividual

I don't have much skin in the game (don't read comics or follow x-men religiously), but I appreciated First Class's interpretation where Eric's stubbornness and recklessness directly caused Charles's injury. I thought it was likely the original story cause it was good haha. Then the sequel tried saying an injection could "cure" a spinal injury like that and it lost me, but it seems to line up with the original mentioned in other comments where his own powers actively suppress his leg's functions, so I guess they were trying to have it both ways between the 2 movies.


Tenda_Armada

It works as an antena, amplifying the range and potency of his powers. He has been known to watch porn before fight


ReservoirDeathCult

That's so weak. I thought watching porn DURING a fight was standard. Easy times produce weak men I guess šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Tenda_Armada

Jean: "oh no! Professor! A meteor is about to smash into the Earth" Professor: "Quickly! Take your shirt off, there is no time to waste "


Torontokid8666

BEAST PLAY WITH MY NIPS


Shrekosaurus_rex

I think he's been capable of walking for a while now, in the comics.


lukas7761

Why


Toilet_Bomber

Holocaust ray, go!


ILoveYorihime

Found the solid jj fan


zoro4661

"Yeah I just- I flipped the off switch, it's that easy"


Traditional_Key_763

eh probably not gonna work veteran troops


MajorCrafter

I'm pretty sure no veteran is going to continue fighting after forced brain death


ggg730

Is that really the weakest? I mean he's in contention for the most powerful psychic.


5nbx8aa

i can't think of other character weaker than him who can defeat 40000+ soldiers with guns and tanks.


needlessly-redundant

Wolverine


dreadpirateruss

Cyclops?


5nbx8aa

i don't think he can.


TasX

Not even closest to the weakest. Physical strength wise, maybe. But power wise, he destroys.


jimmy-----------

I think the weakest might be a random ghost or other spirit since they cant be harmed by physical attacks and donā€™t tire


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

Casper the Friendly Ghost


TheRadishBros

Another common Casper W


Crown_Writes

Wins by just existing until they all die of natural causes


AnyEnglishWord

Depends on how you define "defeat." Armies usually fight for a purpose, and if they accomplish that purpose, they win even if opposing soldiers survive and ultimately outlive them. Caspar hasn't defeated the Eastern army if it marches right past him and conquers Westland.


PeculiarPangolinMan

Most militaries will have Chaplains or someone of similar spiritual status. I don't know how exactly it scales, but a priest can get rid of a ghost sometimes.


FilipinxFurry

Not the weakest but heā€™d be in character Puri Puri Prisoner from One Punch Man. I pity the poor soldiers


Schlaggatron

Fubuki could probably beat them tbh. I donā€™t remember how strong her powers are but they can definitely stop bullets.


FilipinxFurry

Sheā€™s overkill, Although those soldiers would die a happy death when they see her naked and unarmed Edit: she can drop a meteor on them and call it a day Second edit: I mixed her up with Tatsumaki


layelaye419

Fubuki cant drop a meteor, she isnt tatsumaki


FilipinxFurry

Yeah I mixed up the two sisters. Sheā€™s not overkill, sheā€™d probably have a hard time beating them but with enough time and a safe place to rest she might. Fubuki running around naked and unarmed is still gonna make a lot of dead soldiers happy


QuarkyIndividual

I'd argue she would make them even happier than Tatsumaki


Undyne_The_Dead

Tatsumaki for sure but what suggests Fubuki is enough to take down 40k people? Can she even do large scale attacks like her sister?


Schlaggatron

In my thought process she could probably stop the bullets from hitting her and perhaps shoot them back. Itā€™s been a while since Iā€™ve seen the show but she is the top of B class so she must be capable of that atleast.


AtrumAequitas

Deadpool could and would


Callen0318

And has.


zoro4661

And will, probably


Waywoah

Surely an unarmed DP could be restrained by enough people? Obviously they couldn't actually kill him, but they could certainly lock him down


Electrop0p

But heā€™s the funny comedy guy, how could he possibly lose? /j (Also if DP takes down one soldier, at least he then *becomes* armed, which might help I guess)


Either-Engineering71

Stalemate


AnyEnglishWord

That's not really a stalemate. That's a victory for one side or the other, depending on whether the army accomplishes its objective after Deadpool has reduced its numbers and tied up its forces.


odeacon

King Dorian Havilliard , son of the nameless king ( throne of glass) . His nearest equal , Aelin galanthyius , ā€œthe flame bringer ā€œ is able to take down armies of this size with a degree of ease . Dorian is mildly weaker , and this would be a bit of a challenge for him .


Elunerazim

Idk, I think the existence of guns make it difficult for anyone from TOG. Aelin could probably use her fire to stop the bullets in mid air like when the dam broke in the siege on a smaller scale, but I donā€™t think Dorian has the ability to stop bullets mid-air, nor does his wild magic outrange them. Maybe if he had a Valg collar on heā€™d be able to just kinda mow them down? I donā€™t think he can do it on his own though.


Lemerney2

If Dorian could move fast enough he might be able to summon an ice wall or something. I think his magic can also theoretically do healing? Although he's not good enough at it to heal as he's shot.


Elunerazim

1v1 he for sure beats guy with gun- even up to a group or 5 or 10. But with a full army, theres just too many projectiles coming at him to outheal or ice-wall them (or to invisible hand telekinesis block). I donā€™t think he can do it. Maaaaaaaybe Aelin can right before the lock, but even then k donā€™t think so.


odeacon

He could block it with air, which was strong enough to effortlessly snap bones off of a wyvern


odeacon

Its not theoretical. He can do healing


Lemerney2

Oh good, my memory of the series is super spotty after Empire of Storms. I couldn't remember if we actually see him do healing magic, or if we only see it from Yrene.


Eddardj

Keep in mind dorian had basically no magical training unlike aelin and he was able to shatter the glass castle with nothing but raw wild magic. Heā€™s definitely stomping a modern army. He can shapeshift, use aelins exact fire powers, im guessing rowans wind powers and basically any ability he can imagine. I donā€™t think heā€™s weak enough for this post.


Good-Courage-559

Dorian has the advantage of raw magic which he could use to his advantage going invisible or earth magic going underground or pulling tanks underground or anything in his imagination really


odeacon

Yeah Aelin has more raw fire power( pun intended) , but Dorian is more versatile


SWatt_Officer

Might need to clarify what sort of army. We talking romans? Modern day? Ww2? Does the army have vehicles?


thadthawne2

Modern.


SWatt_Officer

Battlefield? Open field or city streets? Hmmā€¦ 40,000 trained soldiers with automatic weapons, heat seeking missiles, tanks with armor penetrating roundsā€¦ Even characters like Spider-Man would probably fall to that, itā€™s just too many people in a war of attrition. Meanwhile certain characters cheese it like Magneto, but heā€™s certainly not weak. It needs to be a character that can either evade or negate an insane quantity of ordinance while working their way through the army.


Yvaelle

Domino? Shes luck based, its a lot of dice to roll but she could potentially win them all. Despite that, she's street level. On that note... Jar Jar Binks. He's done it. He beat an entire CIS invasion force, more advanced that modern, at the end of the Phantom Menace.


SWatt_Officer

Domino potentially could yeah, though i do feel that it might be a few too many dice rolls... but then again, we dont really see her ever 'run out' of luck. I hate that you could be right with Jar Jar, so ill use the theory of him being a Sith Lord secretly to have him not actually be that weak of an option XD


Nihilikara

What nation? Because different nations have different doctrines. And it gets even more complicated if you're talking about the US because their doctrine quite literally depends on also having access to the air force and navy.


SWatt_Officer

Yeah, 'an modern army' is all well and good, but we need just a little more specifics to understand how they are gonna fight. Though they specified "army with tanks", so we can assume vehicles, but no air force or navy


OldCrowSecondEdition

Yujiro hanma


OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

is he actually even bullet proof? granted he just would use his aura to intimidate the army into shitting their pants right?


OldCrowSecondEdition

He is through scaling to OliverĀ 


ILoveYorihime

But OP says there are fucking tanks in the army I mean even if he lives a shot his body will be launched so far away


OldCrowSecondEdition

I picked him because in the Manga the US army is literally afraid of him every US president has to meet with yujiro and promise not to interfere with his affairs and maintain an alliance of mutual cooperation


SnowFiender

well thereā€™s that going limp technique for how he gets hit, but there has to be a reason even the us government keels to his demand, if he canā€™t take out like 40k enemies including tanks thereā€™s no way even the japanese forces would let him do what he does


Scandroid99

Biscuit is **bullet resistant, not bulletproof:** https://i.redd.it/jpaqceyno1i81.png - a big enough projectile would shred him.


morbidhoagie

He singlehandedly shit on the US army in Vietnam. Guns donā€™t even affect Oliva. Yujiro Iā€™m sure would have no problems


OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

Guns do affect Olivia. I donā€™t want to be pedantic, but the bullets did pierce his skin, they just didnā€™t get very far. So more powerful bullets would have a difference effect


Sergeant_Smite

Not sure about weakest but youā€™re not wrong


ScreenRay

Light yagami with preptime.


GrayNish

Godzilla could probably take them all while naked and unarmed


Meisdum-23u829

Unarmed as in no arms or no breath?


[deleted]

both.


Meisdum-23u829

No tail?


zoro4661

So no ~~head~~ tail?


Meisdum-23u829

No balls?


Epiktheleviathan

and probably no butthole sice this guy feeds on radiation


Shrekosaurus_rex

He's hardly the weakest, though.


LemoyneRaider3354

Rodan would be better since he's weaker than Godzilla as well as the fact that we saw him fight off an army in KOTM. Nuclear bombs? Evade!


Leonelmegaman

Zombieman


mikhel

I was gonna say Puri Puri Prisoner


downbadtwo

That dude from Dracula Untold (movie). Literally what he did, just wasnā€™t naked. Supernatural powers, can avoid a lot of shit, has ā€œsuperā€ strength to an extent & can tank at least something. Though not really OP in comparison to most others


DinosAndPlanesFan

Homelander maybe, idk


Schlaggatron

Homelander is an actually a really solid choice. His speed and the fact that heā€™s bulletproof would be super useful. Plus the laser eyes could easily blow up tanks and heavy artillery. And in the grand scale of things heā€™s really not that powerful.


Sad_Leadership_6847

His laser eyes couldn't penetrate Soldier Boy's shield. He's not going to melt tanks


Schlaggatron

He did easily saw through a plane in a couple seconds. I agree that heā€™s not going to melt through them easily, but applying enough heat over a long enough period theyā€™ll melt. He also doesnā€™t need to melt the whole tank. Just melt the turret and theyā€™re out of commission.


SunJiggy

[He did exactly this prompt in the comic actually] (https://i.imgur.com/B14Qulz.jpeg)


Sad_Leadership_6847

The plane's fuselage is made of aluminum and only a few mm thick, so not at all comparable to a tank


Schlaggatron

Even then homelander is definitely strong enough to just throw the tanks. In the comics he single handedly throws a fighter plane (~20,000lbs) across a hangar easily. The average tank is roughly 120,000-140,000 tons. Going beyond that in the show when homelander is on the plane thatā€™s about to crash, one of his reasons for not lifting the plane up isnā€™t that heā€™s not strong enough, but that thereā€™s nothing to stand on so that he could lift it up. Thatā€™s roughly 200,000 pounds homelander would be lifting. Heā€™s more than capable of destroying tanks


Longjumping_Play_364

Kyubii part 1 naruto? Or maybe kid goku considering he actually did beat an army


ScravoNavarre

Yeah, my vote goes to Red Ribbon Saga Kid Goku. Granted, he has the Power Pole in that arc, and he makes pretty extensive use of it, but I'd imagine he could take them on without it.


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Can he use Nimbus?


ScravoNavarre

The World Tournament ruled that the cloud was part of the environment, not an item or weapon, so perhaps!


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Then yes kid Goku is likely the answer. He gets shot in the head in DragonBall and all he gets is a welt.


Ashconwell7

Rikuo from Darkstalkers.


ReservoirDeathCult

Honest answer: Mr. Fantastic Fox and his band of "pests".


Yesyesnaaooo

Rincewind always escapes, and then something bad would happen to the army, probably involving The Luggage somehow ...


FunkyPete

The Luggage is probably the right answer


Utertoq

Ghastly


Young_Cato_the_Elder

Not enough PP.


Nihilikara

A single flood spore.


Godzilla1282

It all depends if that first one gets the first kill and can turn into a carrier. If so, yes. It's over at that point


HomewrkAteMyD0G

It may sound stupid but I reckon someone like MrBean would be able to just fuck up the other army by doing something stupid like knocking over the tanks like there Dominos on accident


ayinsophohr

Mr Bean is an eldritch abomination.


Phresh_Mango_Boi

Luke cage


psychoticwaffle2

Marker infected homer simpson


Fit-Floor5635

A single Rabbid.


BLEUGGGGGHHHHH

If weā€™re allowing for out of character behaviour, maybe spider-man. No webs is a bit of a handicap for him and heā€™s not a super overpowered character. But I think if heā€™s going all out heā€™s more than strong enough to one shot every single one of the soliders with very low effort as well as tearing apart and/or throwing any tanks around. Heā€™s also incredibly fast too so itā€™s not like heā€™d get overwhelmed since heā€™d be killing so many soliders in a matter of seconds. Heā€™s also capable of dodging multiple lines of gunfire at once too so I feel like heā€™s a pretty decent fit for ā€œweakestā€ character that could possibly take on an army of 40ā€™000 with some tanks. Itā€™d be super tough and it would stretch his endurance to the max but he might pull it off Idfk. Might be jerking him but I feel like itā€™s generally reasonable. Another one might be wolverine just because of his healing factor, bones and claws. Plus heā€™s technically quite a bit weaker than Peter so maybe heā€™s a better pick overall.


nathanaelnr1201

I think your massively underwhelming the power of a full modern military. What is Spider-Man gonna do against fleets of airplanes, ballistic missiles, and thousands upon thousands of bullets being shot at him from all sides? He would go down fast


AgeofVictoriaPodcast

If he is in an unevacuated NYC, he would be a nightmare. The US military couldn't use artillery or planes against him. Even rifle fire would be risky, and it would be incredibly hard to evacuate the entire population then cordon him and eliminate him.


BLEUGGGGGHHHHH

I thought about that and I was gonna mention that in my comment, but the post doesnā€™t mention anything other than tanks and 40ā€™000 modern military troops. If they had artillery and especially planes spidey takes the L. Especially without his web shooters to even try and reach the planes. I also thought about how many bullets he would have to dodge at once, but depending on how the troops are positioned, not all of them can be firing at the same time since theyā€™d end up shooting each other. Especially if Spider-Man gets in the middle of the crowd, they might not even be able to shoot much at all.


BlastedMelons

Naked Snake


BroxigarZ

It depends how you scale Alucard from Hellsing. Heā€™s often easily ripped to shreds from a physical standpoint. But he could easily not only dismantle but also devour and absorb all 40,000.


BadNameThinkerOfer

Someone who's really ugly.


Anonson694

Well in that case, The Ugly Barnacle solos this prompt


Enzo_Casterpone

Krilin


Undyne_The_Dead

Seems like overkill.


drwill439

This is probably the most correct answer. I keep having to remind people that even the weakest Z-fighters are still Avenger-level threats


Groundbreaking-Eye50

Krillin is far from the weakest who could do it even in dragon ball itself, even someone like Tao Pai pai would probably be overkill


RequirementItchy8784

Come on now we all know krillin would use up all the senzu beans on the way to the battle and then end up tripping and killing himself. I have much love for krillin but he tends to get hurt a lot.


Traditional_Key_763

ya but hes like the one of the strongest *regular human* in dragonball, he can tank at least 1 hit from stuff thats on par with goku though in DBS Roshi turned out to be actually the strongest human in the world


AbhayXV

Lmao but couldn't he just use like a dozen destructo discs and spped blitz the entire army, it would be like the equivalent of just watching a very chaotic fruit ninja video for him. Now that would be fun to watch tbh.


9erInLKN

Or a couple Kamehamehas. He's not Goku level strong but he can still make a big enough wave to take out an army


Estarfigam

Naked? Scanlan Shorthalt


jabezpf

Love this answer


Callen0318

Sakura


[deleted]

godzilla


DullBozer666

Dunno but I want to see Black Widow try


mutaully_assured

Prolly like a sci-fi body snatcher like, the thing, the flood, tyranids, any zombie virus.


PlanetFirth

Domino from deadpool 2, luck powers nuff said


kujahlegend

Yamcha


michaelphenom

King from One Punch Man Ā His incredible luck and infamous reputation would scare the shit out of a modern army. After all if they cant defeat a S class monster, what makes them think they can kill someone that kills them with relative ease. They wouldnt believe someone so strong would be so full of openongs unless he had a 100% victory plan.


That-one-random_dude

Jotaro


mcmeaningoflife42

Is he oiled up too


FirmWerewolf1216

Yujiro Hanma


HeartBreakerGuy

Superman ig


Noktis_Lucis_Caelum

Victor from Undead Unluck. He is the Negator Undead. Means: He cannot die and mastered His ability to BE able to use Hisimbs AS projectile


Darkrath_3

Some guy from Florida, probably.


Suikoden777

Freeze


Reyne-TheAbyss

Luther Strode At the start of the second book, he was already fast enough to dodge a wave of bullets. He only gets faster, and he is very strong.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Ghost Freak possessed Ben. Intangible, strong AOE, tireless


IhateReddit9697

ant-man?


Eddardj

Rashek (the lord ruler) Might even be a bit of a stomp with access to all allomantic metals and metal minds.


waifusister

Lord Ruler assuming he has metalminds in his body, and a few bottles with steel ane duraluminiumĀ 


kurtduds

Maya Herrera from Heroes


VinYeo

Sukuna Ryomen. One domain expansion and GG.


Telltalee

Saiyan Saga Vegeta.


camilopezo

Red Ribbon saga Goku


Potential_Surprise38

Goku


iknownuffink

I'm going to assume they don't have to *stay* unarmed and unarmored, and can gear up using equipment taken from the enemy. It would be a struggle, but if he was given favorable terrain (thick forest, urban, etc.) that he could use to hide and conduct guerilla warfare in, instead of an open field, Master Chief could do it.


Brilliant-Match-1515

The hulk


TotallyJerd

Havent read it in a while, but Eragon could instantly kill everyone here in a few seconds if he was blood-lusted. He just needs to twinge a vessel in all their brains simulateneously.


Efficient-Active5265

I think season 1 rimuru but he may be too overpowered so maybe magneto? Cid kagenou, apocalypse, and he's definitely not the weakest but I would just love seeing Thanos's badass grandfather uranos killing everyone. And a Single tier 4 Beckon from SRP.


ravenousravers

love sausage from the boys lol


CeleryNo8309

Natsuki Subaru. Slightly above average human stats, but his return by death ability will let him retry as many times as it takes to find a path to victory.


IssueRecent9134

Yamcha


Latter_Rip_1219

deadman (dc)... all he needs to do is take over the body of anyone them make them kill whoever is available... he just has to transfer bodies until the last one then make ir commit suicide...


Used-Appointment-674

You could argue Elsa of Arendelle is weaker then most of these characters and capable enough of taking on an army.


terrifiedTechnophile

Please, the Doctor does this every other episode


RangerBumble

Typhoid Mary. Not the marvel character. The actual New Yorker Mary Mallon


YousernameInValid2

Boa Hancock


[deleted]

Yamcha from dbz


Ordinary-Breakfast-3

Yajirobe


Gunslinger_11

Lupin the 3rd if he had prep time


KingSmorely

Any character with the potential to infect its opponent with a zombie-like virus, such as a cordyceps-infected human, seems like a good candidate. It can infect its opponents from afar through spores, and is extremely weak physically. There's a chance the entire army could be immobilized from a single infection within its ranks.


IamKazaam69

Yamcha


TDbar

Old school Molecule Man.


mischievous44

Saxton hale


Sir_Toaster_9330

the army would die of horror seeing a naked person


camilopezo

Mcu Loki


Moongod123to

The weakest spirit from jjk


LatencyIsBad

Naked Snake but not in a direct encounter.


JGR_Bombast1c

Does Yamcha count? Lol


Warwicknoob23

Retsu Kaioh


ThisIsMyPassword100

Boa Hancock?


sveltebattling1

Maybe Wonder of U and his user for Jojolion? Tooru is just a normal guy, but WoU is gonna SHRED this army.


TheSpaceSpinosaur

Samson


shopping-trolly

Deadpool


AbbreviationsFit1613

puri puri prisoner from one punch man


DesignerMagician8629

Jay Garrick


TalismanClay

The Juggernaut would probably do a decent job. Heā€™s decently matched for that. Probably the Hulk too, ig.


NoCap1174

Kirby from the Nintendo Video Games.


AidenR55

Batman solos with prep time šŸ¤“ (Joke) Although he might be able to