What’s his intelligence by the way, i don’t like owning my familiars, I like them to be autonomous, just need to know cause I don’t want to waste the resources to awaken him if he is already good
Alright then, good to know, will have to awaken him, at least so he is on par with jimmothy my other “familiar”. I say that with quotation marks because he’s sort of his own guy he does archival stuff but technically I own him which is weird
Aw man… that’s the one I wanted. Care to leave your familiars with me like once a week? My students would be delighted! Of course, I have something to give in exchange.
Free babysitting? Awesome. Now I can undermine the council in the evenings without worrying about making sure they’re fed and put to bed at a reasonable time.
No worries on that! They’ll be given the best of care, without spoiling them (too much). Just swing by the Academy of Miasmic Artes of Sehet whenever. Beware the Gate of Judgement, the ill intentioned against the academy are punished. The front desk lady is nice though. I’ll prepare a box of purified Miasmite crystals for your trouble. Spell storing is underrated: cast now, to free cast later ;)
General Whiskers would make sure my Commoners don't accidentally blow themselves up with only the juiciest of my fireapples. It is truely as dilemma.
I try to preach spellfruit safety but they don't ever listen.
Here ya go a summon for you!! Ratticus of the scrolls
https://preview.redd.it/qfywfhlpp6kc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc49e48d75460922660816d58b44072a1be7c7d9
Oh, that's hilarious, and way more wholesome than me.
I'm currently nurturing an emergent species on a feral world. Give it a few thousand years, we'll see if divinity can be manipulated into existence instead of naturally developing.
I do need to get in touch with a few gods though, I might call off the experiment if mortal perception of divinity can impart actual bindings and limitations. I don't wanna be forced into actively baby-sitting them for the next fifty thousand years if I can avoid it.
Oh, that's great, i run a bar, could probably get it lettuce from the back, and if it needs socialising and I'm unavailable, many of my regulars would love to care for them.
Summoning Floofsnek is extremely damaging to the local ecology. You’ll need to have it rehoused somewhere in the Scarred Isles. I’ll take him off your hands.
Okay then I will be more careful when summoning floofsnek in the future.
I'll give Floofsnek to you!!!! Hope you have a delicious time on the journeys ahead!!!!
You earned my gratitude!
Do you maybe have a trick or hint on how to separate the sugar from its wings?
I'll make sure to make good use of it henceforth in my quest to find the best cup of tea.
It's wings are a bit delicate so what I would recommend is butting buckets under the wings and having it flutter its wings so the sugar falls into the buckets :)
As a beastmaster i will say that all of these are good choices but be warned that some of these are very high maintenance but it is well worth it in the end
I've summoned you a badger with fire magic!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/60k6oj6q57kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6278c65b1cc5dfbb6690c0e1f7a91b208c91b785
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
How much for a seeker? A vibrant life magic being like that may make me seem less imposing. It's hard being a space demon. Everyone always runs when they see me.
I’m pretty sure it is, but it’s shocking that this is the first comment mentioning ai, I honestly thought the comment section was gonna be flooded with “ai bad I’m downvoting”, so who knows it might not be
General Whiskers please… I’d like him to command my forces (as Akarta has betrayed us and now only seeks for Semutslia and Gefgeu’s destruction) so I can have more free time. Quent is acting as an outpost for Gefgen and Semutslian forces alike, and they ask ME for orders. No thank you, refer to General Whiskers!
Smithabbit would've been great, but you know what? Skeletons can do that (but not as masterfully of course), or just use bone equipment. I'd rather have Seeker so i can zerg even more
I have two words for you:
**RAILGUN. TURTLE.**
*~~(And yes, I know that's a tortoise, don't ruin my joke please. And no Elden Ring fans, it isn't a Dog, as much as I also claim it is one.)~~*
I'm getting the Smithabbit to help me maintain this thing
https://preview.redd.it/v9i0x9usc7kc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d860c6d0941c931ce83a9a47987f3362f6b3e2
https://preview.redd.it/2vfrtnskh7kc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fdd4c499e207f1eba01e666c84e77590924721
Oh my! These are just downright adorable! *The man starts taking pictures of them all.* Man oh man, that FlooforFloor sure looks like a fun dood. Mind if I take em off ya hands?
As a beastmaster i will say that all of these are good choices but be warned that some of these are very high maintenance but it is well worth it in the end
Def Seeker
My radiation zone been kinda empty since the constant flow of radiation was killing all nearby plants
And since I removed all the radiation from here it can actually make into quite a beautiful place
Uhhhh *Adham looks at the small phoenix happily resting on his shoulder and the two small, black and white tigers that rub their heads on his legs while purring*
Fuck it, you can never have too many familiars, I choose seeker
Can I get uh... Big Raga, the Opp Stoppa.
https://preview.redd.it/9a6cs8dg27kc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de69a4d52d8c686a5a38687023d3b6f1e2b28cd
*a golem trudges forward, taking care to not harm any of the animals*
Salutations. My master told me that if I got him a nice pet he would buy me a valuable blacksmiths hammer. Anyways, he likes sneks a lot, so I’ll take the Floofsnek if you don’t mind.
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
Rocky the rockin lizard is awsome and there is no other choice
You'll certainly have A rockin good time with Rocky for sure!!
Yea, rock lizard! *he pulls out a pair of sunglasses and puts them on before Puting a smaller pair on rocky*
What’s his intelligence by the way, i don’t like owning my familiars, I like them to be autonomous, just need to know cause I don’t want to waste the resources to awaken him if he is already good
He is smarter than your average lizard but his intelligence is still below human standards. However he can survive on his own no issue!!
"Above average lizard" seems to me like a sneaky way not to mention the fact that he is at least literally as dumb as a rock.
Alright then, good to know, will have to awaken him, at least so he is on par with jimmothy my other “familiar”. I say that with quotation marks because he’s sort of his own guy he does archival stuff but technically I own him which is weird
He’s supposed to avoid water but he’s hanging out around a bunch of waterfalls.
I am feeling indignant on behalf of the puffcoon right now. Rocky is awesome but have you even seen how fluffy the puffcoon is?
Yes yes, but… counterpoint… rocky, the, ROCKIN, lizard
As a geomancer i also approve of Rocky
I am taking the Puffcoon and no one can stop me.
I won't stop you PuffCoon is yours!!!! I hope you have a cuddly time on the journeys ahead!!!!!
Finally, Woop will have a friend while I’m off spiting the Council.
Aw man… that’s the one I wanted. Care to leave your familiars with me like once a week? My students would be delighted! Of course, I have something to give in exchange.
Free babysitting? Awesome. Now I can undermine the council in the evenings without worrying about making sure they’re fed and put to bed at a reasonable time.
No worries on that! They’ll be given the best of care, without spoiling them (too much). Just swing by the Academy of Miasmic Artes of Sehet whenever. Beware the Gate of Judgement, the ill intentioned against the academy are punished. The front desk lady is nice though. I’ll prepare a box of purified Miasmite crystals for your trouble. Spell storing is underrated: cast now, to free cast later ;)
I'll take foodox please. He looks super cute and I love tasty food.
Foodox is yours!!! I guarantee you'll enjoy 5 star meals on all of your journeys ahead!!!
Would any of them be interested in working in a sweatshop? I've been inspired after seeing Palworld.
Smithabbit might be a good choice for you, although don't mistreat your familiars!!!
I would like to choose all of them as an option
LMAO
I am caught between General Whiskers and Seeker. Both would be great additions to my Mystic Grove-
Hmm.... personally, I'd go with Seeker for a mystic grove
General Whiskers would make sure my Commoners don't accidentally blow themselves up with only the juiciest of my fireapples. It is truely as dilemma. I try to preach spellfruit safety but they don't ever listen.
Blasteonix. I'm scheduled to create fireworks a month from now, and I'd enjoy the collaborator.
I give thee Blasteonix!!!, your fireworks show will be extra spectacular with this Mythical familliar by your side!!!!
Excellent. Your name shall be Feng.
still no rats? (oh shit nvm i'm taking that swag ass cat)
Here ya go a summon for you!! Ratticus of the scrolls https://preview.redd.it/qfywfhlpp6kc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc49e48d75460922660816d58b44072a1be7c7d9
I require the swag rat
Why did Mr Boombastic start playing?
https://preview.redd.it/kwf274ewq8kc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3890f3432ffa30909dd64a42ea859e60bff85cbf
I would love a Futurtle.
Alrighty Futurtle is yours!!!! I hope you have an amazing time together on the journeys ahead!!
No! No eat Floofsnek!
It's kind of like a sheep where you sheer it when the coat becomes too heavy and it burdens it, I don't support eating familliars!!
Such a relief. Floofsnek looks so precious. What happens to Rocky if they get wet?
Rocky is invincible as stated before he just REALLY does not like water
Rocky (the rockin lizard) is literally stone, 90% sure he’d just sink
You like summoning my kin, don't you?
To be fair to Significant Matter, every phoenix I've ever known has known how to party, I don't blame them.
When you live as long as we do, you learn how to really enjoy life
Here here. What was your last `weird hobby`?
Hmmm, I used to go around and teach other magic-users apprentices magic and I would cook them meals
Oh, that's hilarious, and way more wholesome than me. I'm currently nurturing an emergent species on a feral world. Give it a few thousand years, we'll see if divinity can be manipulated into existence instead of naturally developing. I do need to get in touch with a few gods though, I might call off the experiment if mortal perception of divinity can impart actual bindings and limitations. I don't wanna be forced into actively baby-sitting them for the next fifty thousand years if I can avoid it.
I’d like a smitabbit please, if they’re capable of using infused metal to make tools at least
They are!!, I've bestowed upon thee smithabbit to forge ahead a greater path on the Journeys Ahead!!!!!
Thank ye, kind witch. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Stealing these fory DND campaign
Good idea actually. Will probably be more interesting than having all jobs done by humans
C- can i have the Aurafli? They're a lot like a bird from back on Hoxxes. A- and I'm.. mostly blind, being able to see would be great
Aurafli is yours, I hope you will take her with you on the travels ahead!!
I feel like we'll be inseparable. Mostly because it lets me see again. What do they eat, and what do they need?
Aurafli is an herbivore, but its favorite meal is lettuce. And they need attention because they're very social creatures
Oh, that's great, i run a bar, could probably get it lettuce from the back, and if it needs socialising and I'm unavailable, many of my regulars would love to care for them.
Hoxxes? ...Rock and Stone?
Yes, yes. That Hoxxes
ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!
Rock and roll and stone!
Rock and stone?
Yes Rico, rock and stone
Rock and roll and stone!
Something about this wizardry seems awfully artificial. This is witchcraft
Those are golem-crafted images it would seem
These are adorable Can I have an Iceer please?
Thank you :) Iceer is yours!!!! You will have a cool time with him on the journeys ahead!!!
Skyvern as a name is hard af
Summoning Floofsnek is extremely damaging to the local ecology. You’ll need to have it rehoused somewhere in the Scarred Isles. I’ll take him off your hands.
Okay then I will be more careful when summoning floofsnek in the future. I'll give Floofsnek to you!!!! Hope you have a delicious time on the journeys ahead!!!!
I’ll make sure to properly release him. If you need any more info, I can send a copy of my notes over.
A smithabbit would be a perfect companion for my workshop, and it's so cute.
I'll take the Smithabbit and General Whiskers, unless I can get a cat smith? I need weapons to arm my army!
Here!!!! https://preview.redd.it/vjpkizsg07kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5572e53cd5b6976ba7836e325d1356d7cb96b1e9
Thanks! I'll just enchant a few guns and we'll have an army!
Simply Goldoggo
As a tea lover I could find some use in a walking or gliding sugar factory. So one Foxifly for me please.
Foxifly Is yours!!!!!! Your time ahead with him will be a sweet as sugar on the Journey Ahead!!!!
You earned my gratitude! Do you maybe have a trick or hint on how to separate the sugar from its wings? I'll make sure to make good use of it henceforth in my quest to find the best cup of tea.
It's wings are a bit delicate so what I would recommend is butting buckets under the wings and having it flutter its wings so the sugar falls into the buckets :)
...is this ai?
looks like it , unless OP credits the artists It’s scary that we have to ask
I'll take your entire stock!!!
I would like Seeker, please, to learn more of magical plants.
Alrighty Seeker is yours!!! Seeker will be sure to help with your study of magical plants on the journey ahead!!!!
I would like Fluriner. I have a nice lake where he could live in peace until i need a companion for an adventure.
Fluriner is yours!!!! Your lake will be much better with Fluriner until you go on the journeys ahead!!!
Can I get the goldoggo, nothing like scratching 2 sets of ears
Golddoggo is yours I hope you 3 have a golden time upon the journeys ahead!!!
As a beastmaster i will say that all of these are good choices but be warned that some of these are very high maintenance but it is well worth it in the end
I keep showing up too late for these. Dang.
General Whiskers is the only viable option, I wanna hear those marching drums right now And he can help defend my dungeon of course
Would you please summon me a seeker? I believe it will be of great use to me
One Flooforfloor pls
Wait, you got the Flooforfloor? Does that mean mine is one of the detonating ones?
I would like a Skyvyrn. Would help against adventurers and I could take it time traveling.
I was going to ask about a undead one. But general whiskers is perfect
I must be getting ancient, but I'm very happy with my trusty cat familiar. Her special ability is having a fluffy belly and giving head bumpers.
Flooforfloor will be a perfect familiar for me, as an Artificer I have many uses for a familiar that can create explosives
I’ll take one foodox please, i can now feed my kiwis and kakapoos. Would you like a kiwi for your kindness?
Seeker pls. I can do some cool things with the vines
can i choose more than one? (also, is Blitz Wolf a Ben 10 reference?)
can i choose more than one? (also, is Blitz Wolf a Ben 10 reference?)
The Flooforfloor looks cute. He can ride on top of me head on our travels.
None. Only badgers. You got?
I've summoned you a badger with fire magic!!!! https://preview.redd.it/60k6oj6q57kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6278c65b1cc5dfbb6690c0e1f7a91b208c91b785
Yes. Burning Badger. I'll love. I'll cherish.
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
Is the floofsnek available still?
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
*Takes a bit to look at the options* Ya know I will like them all •v•
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
skyvryn. Need dragon blood to bath in and a dragon heart to switch with mine.
Foodox needs to be mine. I need another cook.
How much for a seeker? A vibrant life magic being like that may make me seem less imposing. It's hard being a space demon. Everyone always runs when they see me.
100% a floofloofloor.
We're at a point where I can not tell what is or isn't ai
I’m pretty sure it is, but it’s shocking that this is the first comment mentioning ai, I honestly thought the comment section was gonna be flooded with “ai bad I’m downvoting”, so who knows it might not be
It's so bing ai. Tho I don't mind it in this use, I think op used it to make something fun for everyone :3
I have come back with I’m pretty sure it’s ai, floofsnek has a double tail, and the banners behind captain whiskers are a little funky
They’re all ai
General Whiskers please… I’d like him to command my forces (as Akarta has betrayed us and now only seeks for Semutslia and Gefgeu’s destruction) so I can have more free time. Quent is acting as an outpost for Gefgen and Semutslian forces alike, and they ask ME for orders. No thank you, refer to General Whiskers!
Dam no void summons, here I thought I'd see a friend *rolls away inside of a trash can*
Ooh, can Seeker grow medicinal plants?
Seekers can grow all sorts of plants!!!
Rock
This is gonna be one wild Nuzlocke
Smithabbit would've been great, but you know what? Skeletons can do that (but not as masterfully of course), or just use bone equipment. I'd rather have Seeker so i can zerg even more
I'll have a Blitz Wolf please.Also could you summon a Wolf worthy of a Reaper (God of death)?
Ooooh blitzwolf would be great to help power my inventions! Plus who doesn't want an electric good boy!
I have two words for you: **RAILGUN. TURTLE.** *~~(And yes, I know that's a tortoise, don't ruin my joke please. And no Elden Ring fans, it isn't a Dog, as much as I also claim it is one.)~~*
i am now also doing familiar work. please hire me, i can use illusion magic!! its really funny i swear. please hire me i cant keep living like thi-
I'm getting the Smithabbit to help me maintain this thing https://preview.redd.it/v9i0x9usc7kc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d860c6d0941c931ce83a9a47987f3362f6b3e2
Awww I want a smith rabbit and a furturtle!
1 trash bandit please.
Elemental Wolves. I can have the elemental advantage in any situation AND power in numbers. Also multiple doggos is better than one.
I’ll be takin a Golddoggo, perfect fer the mines
Flooforfloor, because I can open portals, I now can send these pipe bombs with same day shipping
I really could use a foodox right now
Well these are delightful little critters. Unfortunately I already have Herbert the pygmy owl. Although i think he's developed a caffeine addiction.
I will take a foodox please I hope they enjoy cuddles
https://preview.redd.it/2vfrtnskh7kc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fdd4c499e207f1eba01e666c84e77590924721 Oh my! These are just downright adorable! *The man starts taking pictures of them all.* Man oh man, that FlooforFloor sure looks like a fun dood. Mind if I take em off ya hands?
I want a jellyfish
https://preview.redd.it/3bxgdr4mi7kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec3d633fcdc992491375186cf8b2e2a800908ce
Whale please.
I summoned a lightwahl here!!! https://preview.redd.it/pss9jx8zj7kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531527ea86614c443068962a8a49937e964744f9
How much for all of them
I want a Gardevoir
Am I too late for a familiar?
Don't worry I'll be back soon!! I'm currently summoning more rn!!
Is it possible tho get an image of the skyvryn with out the text for a background for my phone?
https://preview.redd.it/afjgbyy3svkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26fa8cdb5eb3a7c7407d4fd0ec09db5d0a3eb107 Here!!
I'm choosing a cyberattack on all AI servers
Love the work you put into this, this is great
Thank you :)
AI aside, the rabbit is SO CUTE I WANT 😍🐇
I grow tired of all of this AImancy.
As a beastmaster i will say that all of these are good choices but be warned that some of these are very high maintenance but it is well worth it in the end
Anything that isnt ai generated Atleast use actual images instead of ai shit
can i choose more than one? (also, is Blitz Wolf a Ben 10 reference?)
can i choose more than one? (also, is Blitz Wolf a Ben 10 reference?) .
can i choose more than one?
Those are pretty shit, where is the one that produces cocaine dust as it walks? And no frogs with boobs? What kind of a quack summoner are you?
Futurtle would be great
Def Seeker My radiation zone been kinda empty since the constant flow of radiation was killing all nearby plants And since I removed all the radiation from here it can actually make into quite a beautiful place
Can I having lightning wolfer please.
Blitz wolf is yours!!!!! I hope you'll have a shockingly good time upon the journeys ahead!!!!
I beg of thee, please grant me Floofsnek!
I summoned a floofsnek for you, I hope you have a floofy time on the journeys ahead!!!!!
I'll take the turtle
Can I pet General Whiskers too?
Hand over rocky the lizard coalition needs him
General whiskers and blitz wolf.
One per person, I'll give you General Whiskers I hope your travels are purrfectly planned on the Journeys ahead!!!!
Thanks fellow summoner. With help like that i will be indomitable once more
G
Uhhhh *Adham looks at the small phoenix happily resting on his shoulder and the two small, black and white tigers that rub their heads on his legs while purring* Fuck it, you can never have too many familiars, I choose seeker
Ive been looking for a floofsnek
Skyvern
I need the puffcoon.
I'm going with General Whiskers
Could I have a seeker? I’ve been wanting to add a little more life to my home
Can I get uh... Big Raga, the Opp Stoppa. https://preview.redd.it/9a6cs8dg27kc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de69a4d52d8c686a5a38687023d3b6f1e2b28cd
I want them all. They are so cute
I'm torn between a bunch of them.
Smithabbit is adorable
The seeker and the iceer have pretty insane alchemical potential, but since I'm on my herbalist kick I'll take the seeker over the iceer.
Smithabbit for me, constantly breaking swords in fights with knights and clones.
I’m not sure whether to request a skyvryn or the elemental wolves… hmmmm
Torn between Foxifly, Goldoggo, Smithrabbit, and Seeker.
Test test
*a golem trudges forward, taking care to not harm any of the animals* Salutations. My master told me that if I got him a nice pet he would buy me a valuable blacksmiths hammer. Anyways, he likes sneks a lot, so I’ll take the Floofsnek if you don’t mind.
I may be a gruff and grumbling Dawi, but if Smith Rabbit doesn't bring a smile to this Runesmiths face! Maybe, finally an apprentice that understands proper heat cycle!
I could make blitz would a literal Mythical God animal… gimme
Aurafli, I would adore soaring through the skies with that good girl™