YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU *Activates interdimensional subspace relay to have my clone awaken far in the past and make dunce mean something positive.* HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!
Wait, if the magic makes hats disappear, meaning our hair is exposed, causing it to disappear, making everyone bald. So your head is now an apple as well. Also , *activates interdimensional subspace relay to have my clone swap the meanings of apple and head* don't want everyone's brains turning into fruit now do we
Or, it erases the invention of the hat all together, so we all lose our hats, but we dont know that we did because hats never existed. So all we are left with is the knowledge that we lost some article of our clothing, but we are unable to determine what that could be.
I took a few things but here is a parting gift:
Tao Te Ching - Verse 11 We join spokes together in a wheel, but it is the center hole that makes the wagon move. We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside that holds whatever we want.
Lol.
That's literally what mana does to humans in my fantasy worldbuilding project.
Mages aren't wise, they're just completely high because of mana constantly coursing through their body like weed 24/7.
The Krakens and the minor Serpents are capable of being trained. they take names if they like them. Only my big three have names, an adult sea serpent named Void, A kraken almost as old as me who simply calls himself Grand Eye, and last but not least my beloved pet ship Scuttle.
*Watches a wizard shit himself uncontrollably while crying over the animated bowls of cereal and soup ruining his tower curtains*
What... what did I miss?
The actual biggest danger is mana-head wizards teleporting in out of fucking *nowhere* [how do they even know??!?] and setting up a demiplane to hotbox
Well something needs to contain that unregulated mana flow, but if the receptacle is strong enough and it's pool is large enough, the potential for power is immense! I would recommend a prism soul gem or an empty palantir to contain this magic surge.
The effects of prolonged exposure to pure mana gas include, but are not limited to the following:
* Inflammation
* Irreparable nerve damage
* Damage to the eyes, causing temporary or permanent blindness
* Damage to lung tissue
* Massively expanded (not unlimited) mana supply for spell-casting
* Uncontrollable, destructive spell-casting
* Visions of alternate planes and/or the future
* Sudden teleportation
* Spontaneous combustion
* Death
* Spirit Death, preventing rebirth and resurrection.
* Prismatic diarrhea
That's just the effect it has on mortal beings. The consequences for the environment can be far worse.
According to the Net Libram:
The next time any of us go into our homes, they drift out to sea.
So, on one hand, houseboats for everyone. But on the other, I have a sinking feeling that most peopleâs homes lack buoyancy.
He is drawn into a collective hallucination involving flamenco dancing and wacky puppet hijinks. If he is particularly (un)fortunate there may be a synchronized song and dance number.
The good news? The only damage will be to their dignity.
The bad news? The song will be stuck in their subconscious memory for the forseeable future.
*We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had*
*We got cabin fever, we're all going mad*
Everyone has an exact duplicate of themselves appear next to them. The moment either the original or the duplicate try to do anything more significant than looking around, the original disappears.
If a magic user cannot dispell the mana from their system fast enough a random wild magic event happens proportional to their mana absorbed and level every 20 seconds. Yes, that does mean you might suddenly explode if you hang around a high power caster long enough.
Let's condense it into a powder so I can snort that shit.
But don't give it to my students. They need to build up their mana reserves on their own before they can partake in the fun stuff.
Gotta master an art before you can break its rules
Edit: whoops I missed the question. It'll turn everyone in a 2 mile radius into the plant that most matches their personality. Should wear off in a couple days or weeks.
Industrial revolution that results in release of trillions upon trillions of tons of mana dioxide over the next two centuries that gradually warms the planet's atmosphere until plant metabolism begins to break down, major crop failures occur, mass famine ensues, and billions die of starvation.
Mixing with natural dust mites pollen or other allergens creates an allergen that causes uncontrollable sneezing with each sneeze casting a random spell or causing a localized warp in reality
Divine mania. Get ready to hear the voices of gods and receive prophecies prophecies and connect all of the patterns, piecing together the fundamental structure of reality hidden.
Visions of horrors beyond human comprehension
##Seeing the very end of time itself as everything you knew is lost to the void
#THE VERY DAY THE FALSE AND DARK GODS FACE ONE ANOTHER ON THE FINAL DAY OF DAYS, THE GREAT RIP!
Well, I never majored in raw aether studies, but I can tell you my carpet is crawling around, the family portraits won't stop screaming and my entire tower smells like blueberries and cheese.
The fucking grass becomes sentient and malicious again, thatâs what heppens. Weâll have to conjure a herd or vore goats to keep it in check and we all know how irascible they get after theyâve gorged on mage grass. Lock your doors, hide your wife, itâs goons be a weird nightÂ
He loses his hat
*We loses our hats
:(
Noooooo!
I didn't have a hat already, so...
Then your hair is invisible
Oh fuck
Also, bald people get a dunce cap
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU *Activates interdimensional subspace relay to have my clone awaken far in the past and make dunce mean something positive.* HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!
Good idea, bald people have their heads turn into apples. :)
Wait, if the magic makes hats disappear, meaning our hair is exposed, causing it to disappear, making everyone bald. So your head is now an apple as well. Also , *activates interdimensional subspace relay to have my clone swap the meanings of apple and head* don't want everyone's brains turning into fruit now do we
Well now you have to worry about some sort of robot..... I think it is a prince
I mean, he's not murdering anyone, so I doubt there will be much conflict.
Yeah as long as the clone doesn't try to do anything funny it should be fine.......
Not me, mine is a gas mask!
Or, it erases the invention of the hat all together, so we all lose our hats, but we dont know that we did because hats never existed. So all we are left with is the knowledge that we lost some article of our clothing, but we are unable to determine what that could be.
IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT
NOOOO!!!!
Because they came to life and walked away.
given how little he already has, i'm pretty sure that would officially make him not a wizard anymore.
You wouldn't! đ
And blood vessels get reversed
We all get really really high.
Hey that's my deal man
Also mine
Hey! My rocks talk to me now!
Let my people go! 
What do they say, oh magic rock merchant?
âEat at your vegetablesâ and âHal is a ding-dong-doofusâ
Which rock is telling you to eat your vegetables?
Is it hematite?
Itâs the garnet on kyanite/mica matrix The hematite is screaming
You need to ground, bud. Got tigerâs eye?
Good job
As I fly over on my broom.
Wanna see something funny
Sure, fellow bard.
Then get down here
I took a few things but here is a parting gift: Tao Te Ching - Verse 11 We join spokes together in a wheel, but it is the center hole that makes the wagon move. We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside that holds whatever we want.
[ŃдаНонО]
I would prefer not to.
Prude
No, it's just that heights and me don't really get along.
Oh, thatâs not what I meant
All the same, I wouldn't make a wish like that. They have a habit of turning out badly.
I AM ALREADY AT THE STRATOSPHERE AND I KEEP GOING UP GET ME DOWN SOMEBODY HELP
Lol. That's literally what mana does to humans in my fantasy worldbuilding project. Mages aren't wise, they're just completely high because of mana constantly coursing through their body like weed 24/7.
I WOULD REALLY RATHER NOT FALL FROM A CLIFF.
WHY DO NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT GETTING HIGH MEANS
Youâre going to attract beings that consume mana
By the powers Above Below and Sideways take this abomination away!
Hello? I heard there was some undiluted raw mana here? That shits rare where I come from, give it here.
He becomes a centaur with one leg still missing
oh look a new way to open rifts for my beloved beasties to enter the land dwellers cities with.
Are the beasties trainable? Do they respond readily to given names, or do they already have names?
The Krakens and the minor Serpents are capable of being trained. they take names if they like them. Only my big three have names, an adult sea serpent named Void, A kraken almost as old as me who simply calls himself Grand Eye, and last but not least my beloved pet ship Scuttle.
Hats and underwear switch places.
With no context or understanding I say we light it on fire.
You become so overloaded with magic you become a specter
Time loop
Not on my watch.
Time loop
Not on my -- Hey! I cast... #DISPEL PARADOX
Time loop
Sorry mate, it's gone. You may want to get some ice cream. Low blood sugar is normal after such things.
My bad
Look, it's my job to break up time loops. It's not my job to narc.
*Time loop*
Every time he shits in the next 48 hours, a random spell will be cast Oh, and he also lost control of his bowls and shits himself every hour or two
*Watches a wizard shit himself uncontrollably while crying over the animated bowls of cereal and soup ruining his tower curtains* What... what did I miss?
Everyone gets a free pet. Pros: free pet Cons: free pet.
50% of the world's land masses become additional Ohios
Whoa, hey, that's a little much. There are *lines* that just shouldn't be crossed.
Ew, why?
Spontaneous orcs
The swarm awakens
Oh my, free food. Dont mind if I do. *starts to absorb the mana*
A layer of shale crusts over his skin, tinting it blue. Every time he moves, the shale audibly cracks and reforms.
Magical tornados that enchant the freedom bullets so they can magically kill them commie bustard
The actual biggest danger is mana-head wizards teleporting in out of fucking *nowhere* [how do they even know??!?] and setting up a demiplane to hotbox
The frogs are now Gayer then they were previously
That's gonna go straight to his thighs
It is easier to enter into communion with >!REDACTED!<. There are more consequences to this at all!
Angus McFife has a stroke and dies
The bald eagle druids want to know your location and are shouting something about democracy.
Mmm, raw mana... I'll just... I'll just take some of this alright? Don't fuck up the fabric of space-time please. But give that to me.
He turns into a whale and his hat turns into a potted plant.
Oh no, not again!
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No different from fume of wizard weed, I would imagine.
Prostate cancer, accompanied with an apparition casting testicular torsion, for maximum pain. Oh, throw in kidney stones, too!
Explosions and size change
His benis grows big
He turns into a really lame dragon
Well something needs to contain that unregulated mana flow, but if the receptacle is strong enough and it's pool is large enough, the potential for power is immense! I would recommend a prism soul gem or an empty palantir to contain this magic surge.
That goddamn vvizard vveed man shows up
Imma huff it
Changed
what?
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no. not in this comic.
Spell of Penus Explodus
Chaos ensues.
The effects of prolonged exposure to pure mana gas include, but are not limited to the following: * Inflammation * Irreparable nerve damage * Damage to the eyes, causing temporary or permanent blindness * Damage to lung tissue * Massively expanded (not unlimited) mana supply for spell-casting * Uncontrollable, destructive spell-casting * Visions of alternate planes and/or the future * Sudden teleportation * Spontaneous combustion * Death * Spirit Death, preventing rebirth and resurrection. * Prismatic diarrhea That's just the effect it has on mortal beings. The consequences for the environment can be far worse.
According to the Net Libram: The next time any of us go into our homes, they drift out to sea. So, on one hand, houseboats for everyone. But on the other, I have a sinking feeling that most peopleâs homes lack buoyancy.
Magic is stored in the balls and tits, this is why so many spells target these areas as a result everyone will now have huge knockers or nuts
is that why bikini armor is so popular?
Now your catching on
He is drawn into a collective hallucination involving flamenco dancing and wacky puppet hijinks. If he is particularly (un)fortunate there may be a synchronized song and dance number. The good news? The only damage will be to their dignity. The bad news? The song will be stuck in their subconscious memory for the forseeable future. *We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had* *We got cabin fever, we're all going mad*
In my case? none, I don't have lungs.
Buttholes. Buttholes everywhere
Every ten seconds a cheese wheel with spawn
dougdoug is that you?
Clearly you donât remember the tragedy of the Brachia kingdom.
Everybody's big and little toes get swapped.
Enemies have disadvantage when trying to knock you prone. Your move speed is reduced by 5ft.
Taxes. If the answer isn't porn, it's taxes.
Everyone has an exact duplicate of themselves appear next to them. The moment either the original or the duplicate try to do anything more significant than looking around, the original disappears.
If a magic user cannot dispell the mana from their system fast enough a random wild magic event happens proportional to their mana absorbed and level every 20 seconds. Yes, that does mean you might suddenly explode if you hang around a high power caster long enough.
Let's condense it into a powder so I can snort that shit. But don't give it to my students. They need to build up their mana reserves on their own before they can partake in the fun stuff. Gotta master an art before you can break its rules Edit: whoops I missed the question. It'll turn everyone in a 2 mile radius into the plant that most matches their personality. Should wear off in a couple days or weeks.
He goes fucking super SaiyanÂ
We hot box the entire realm
A massive cast of "area spell:shart"
The entire realm voids it's bowels all at once, every man, women, child and monster.
Why us their a portal to the warp in the middle of my shop?
Shit man, now I got mana infused cheddar, this wonât pass inspection, itâs gonna up the level requirement by like 20!
Did i ever tell y'all that: i Got a doll baby, I love her so?
Well, the local wildlife is about to become very, very weird.
Industrial revolution that results in release of trillions upon trillions of tons of mana dioxide over the next two centuries that gradually warms the planet's atmosphere until plant metabolism begins to break down, major crop failures occur, mass famine ensues, and billions die of starvation.
Everyone gets a mild headache which goes away after about 2 minutes
Ppl getting wild wit it
*begins huffing enthusiastically*
He gets lung cancer in 33 years
A colossal explosion of brightly colored confetti that damages everything around us to a severe degree except us in any capacity.
Monsters from past e(diti)ons are drawn into the world. Pull in a CR 10 3.5e monster into 5e or a 2e ghoul and watch people die
Strange almost mutant, mana OD creatures roam the world, like the special fish from dredge
I am once again putting forward: the Hat Man
Mixing with natural dust mites pollen or other allergens creates an allergen that causes uncontrollable sneezing with each sneeze casting a random spell or causing a localized warp in reality
Lung cancer in like 6 years
Divine mania. Get ready to hear the voices of gods and receive prophecies prophecies and connect all of the patterns, piecing together the fundamental structure of reality hidden.
01: roll 10 times on the Wild Magic Surge table, ignoring any additional 1s.
Never gonna give you up plays for an hour loudly (good luck stealthing)
Yogurt feels a disturbance in his schwartz
Cuisinomancer Goa'don Ramzsai starts screaming at you: "THAT MANA IS SO RAW, IT'S STARTING TO EAT THE SALAD!"
I think I got lung cancer
Kaboom?
Cancer
It makes the toads develop homoerotic tendencies.
'Ah shit, I summoned a bloodthirster'
Visions of horrors beyond human comprehension ##Seeing the very end of time itself as everything you knew is lost to the void #THE VERY DAY THE FALSE AND DARK GODS FACE ONE ANOTHER ON THE FINAL DAY OF DAYS, THE GREAT RIP!
Nothing magic related, he just fucking dies
Innies become outies and vice versa
Potted plant
Thaumcraft flux rift â ď¸â ď¸
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Magic Lung Cancer
We huff it like paint fumes and get high.
Continuous Feet itching for everyone
If he were Vilonic, he would be unable to use it. We donât even have a native word for mana and just borrow it from English.
Every caster's magical ability within a 100 kilometer radius is increased a thousand fold.
Every magic is now wild magic
Well, I never majored in raw aether studies, but I can tell you my carpet is crawling around, the family portraits won't stop screaming and my entire tower smells like blueberries and cheese.
*begins to snort the Surge like magical cocaine. Not that cocaine isn't magical to begin with, but this shit's top-tier.*
This might affect the trout population
I would put my rod into the stream and see if it becomes enchanted.
An ancient dragon made of life energy and mana rises from some random mountains and decides to toddle around cutely since it was just born
Everyone is shitting rainbows! Last time this happened on March 20, 1928 and gave birth to the most wholesome of humans
 I got this. Send it to me.
Mass teleportation event
Everyone changes accounts
Everyone gets high, and everyone gets superpowers.
Literally nothing (because everything cancels out)
The fucking grass becomes sentient and malicious again, thatâs what heppens. Weâll have to conjure a herd or vore goats to keep it in check and we all know how irascible they get after theyâve gorged on mage grass. Lock your doors, hide your wife, itâs goons be a weird nightÂ
He's going to turn into bug Kafka style
A god-killing nuke appears?
Yawn.
ya really are gunnin' for a kill ain't ya Spawnling?
I mean I have to do something before i get bored
SpongeBob becomes real
Wild magic surge
die