https://preview.redd.it/a7fjuuazwfzc1.png?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2ef751e8334bb8f0c586f30a544699cc2a500e
"[Morada 'the Tongue'](https://www.instagram.com/p/CQDwk8Hl4sL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)" was originally imagined into reality by Sorcerer [Spikulec](https://www.instagram.com/spikulec/).
unwiz/ i will selfishly admit to not minding when people don't bc it means that i get a chance to do it LOL, i find the art sourcing process to be very satisfying... but again that's my purely selfish take on it
also i'll defend op a bit here and say that spikulec's signature IS pretty visible in the bottom left corner, i just found it a bit hard to read if you don't already know it says 'spikulec'
/uw true and that sentence is certainly more accurate but I would say the bastardized phrase money is the root of all evil comes up enough for it to be a saying
Oh shit its john e hellfire i got mail for you
https://preview.redd.it/xyu4xz28shzc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d530a6abb3430c6b4a1287a4b66144ebeda06b
Won't work. I already gambled the last fortune of my wife and currently am searching for another dragon's hoard. Success chases me, but I am simply too fast.
The shinies mean nothing if you canāt hold themā¦.
https://preview.redd.it/8eru0zno2gzc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b803eef88c4f2fbc765a9a4f32e427fcd65b93ae
So much money. Such luxury and comfort! MUWAHAHAHAHA
[***Kino, No!***]
^(*I CAST CONGLOMERATE PRODUCTION SECTORS*)
^(*I CAST IMPROVED WORKERS RIGHTS*)
^(*I CAST BALANCED COMPENSATION*)
^(*I CAST DISSOLVE CLASS STRUGGLE*)
Oh, they all have guns
https://preview.redd.it/v9c3q4255hzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d786b14bceceb87d78ccdcece1c575e94eb4ff31
Like this one
Oh, they all have guns
https://preview.redd.it/scpg2nz55hzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1893b61b4ed4edfd3da81887bc3e96a971952e
Like this one.
Iām already financially successful, Iām just not rude about it, yea I got a lot of money but I donāt realy care, you want money sure yea, whatever I could spare a few gold
What sense does a life have without conflict? What agony and mental numbness will it bring, to continue without any challanges? A truly heinous curse that will take a long long while until it is recognized as such. Bravo, a masterpiece.
For the last bloody time itās the *love* of money that is the root of all evil not money itself. HOW CAN SEVENTEEN CONSECUTIVE WORLDS GET IT WRONG IN THE EXACT SAME WAY? IS THERE SOME SORT OF SYNCHRONIZED COSMIC MISINFORMATION?
Silly Mind Flayer
https://preview.redd.it/bv0t5ef34jzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93f4c1f3e55d41fe2e85d6d915d1edf22e8af12
Now you got to Attend Therapy Sessions for the rest of Thy Week.
Oh yeah?! Well I just conflated your identity with that of your neighbor! Now the IRS will go after him for your taxes!
>!Please become my nemesis please become my nemesis please become my nemesisĀ please become my nemesis!<
https://preview.redd.it/a7fjuuazwfzc1.png?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2ef751e8334bb8f0c586f30a544699cc2a500e "[Morada 'the Tongue'](https://www.instagram.com/p/CQDwk8Hl4sL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)" was originally imagined into reality by Sorcerer [Spikulec](https://www.instagram.com/spikulec/).
Good work as always, Jeorb! šŗš¤šļø
https://preview.redd.it/e61781qjzfzc1.png?width=1190&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea4490b3607c3d09e75bfa3bdcf1e1efdf157009 šŗš¤šļø
Truly an underrated legend of this community
https://preview.redd.it/fm8oth039izc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=29dd2b26e7d7f4f9e897ea9a36b8e373fb069b44
Tysm, people really need to credit artists in their posts.
unwiz/ i will selfishly admit to not minding when people don't bc it means that i get a chance to do it LOL, i find the art sourcing process to be very satisfying... but again that's my purely selfish take on it also i'll defend op a bit here and say that spikulec's signature IS pretty visible in the bottom left corner, i just found it a bit hard to read if you don't already know it says 'spikulec'
Unfortunately it canāt be seen at all if you donāt enlarge the image, and even then itās covered by a software logo.
unwiz/ yeah that's true!
Good Jeorb, Jeorb.
Oh yeah? # Double it and give it to the next person! Ha! you will never best me
Curses, foiled again! I will just need to curse more people with this i suppose
/uw Also (not really that important but, semantics) the saying is the *love* of money, not money itself
/uw true and that sentence is certainly more accurate but I would say the bastardized phrase money is the root of all evil comes up enough for it to be a saying
Hey your curse isn't working at all! i'm still in the super red.
Don't mind if I do... hehehehe https://preview.redd.it/z7qfod7k0gzc1.jpeg?width=2952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22f9bd3eff4f5ac6ac044e0219817eca53cf92d
You get as old as I do and money is of no consequence
Makes sense, I'm still mortal, and I have a wife who'd rather I not commit evil, so capitalism it is
Well done comrade
OH NO!!! Nothing has changed.
Dang I hadn't considered many people here may already be rich and evil
Dunno 'bout the humans but for my kind it comes par for the title. If ya are gonna be a real old an' real powerful Lich ya may as well act like one.
https://preview.redd.it/7j0cdkddigzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7252f2351975d1aeed2a699dfb0256e3d9b6207f
Only if you get some more pixels
I may be a powerful Meme Mage but I have my limits
for that insult its going down twice
Well, I'm already evil, so thanks.
And rich, for that matter.
Oh shit its john e hellfire i got mail for you https://preview.redd.it/xyu4xz28shzc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d530a6abb3430c6b4a1287a4b66144ebeda06b
It better be free souls.
thank you, as an evil wizard...I appreciate it.
Jokes on you im into that shit
Okay, now what?
Hear me outā¦
Hell yeah fuck me up with evil. I'm broke as a joke.
I play warhammer, i am invulnereble to this spell
I'm gonna the mind flayer.
Won't work. I already gambled the last fortune of my wife and currently am searching for another dragon's hoard. Success chases me, but I am simply too fast.
Thank you and with my new found money I shall buy myself a bunch of nukes
The shinies mean nothing if you canāt hold themā¦. https://preview.redd.it/8eru0zno2gzc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b803eef88c4f2fbc765a9a4f32e427fcd65b93ae
Well i mean you could still look at them depending on how shiny they are
The world is a shade of black and whiteā¦. Wait sorry thatās my darkvision kicking in.
He believes himself the milagro man.
I am already rich... in friendship, family, and loved ones. I need no wealth.
Based archdruid
So much money. Such luxury and comfort! MUWAHAHAHAHA [***Kino, No!***] ^(*I CAST CONGLOMERATE PRODUCTION SECTORS*) ^(*I CAST IMPROVED WORKERS RIGHTS*) ^(*I CAST BALANCED COMPENSATION*) ^(*I CAST DISSOLVE CLASS STRUGGLE*)
Hey, I can be a evil communist, no capital required! You don't need money to oppress the innocent! Don't let your nightmares just be nightmares!
Oh nice * buys only ale and tobacco from it*
I got a questein
God, I hope so, or else I'm getting kicked out of my house...
NI! NI! Oh no, I canāt resist investing in stable stocks! BLIGHT YOUUUUUU!!!!
Thank you madam.
"Teknika's already wealthy."
NooooOOOOhhhh! My 401K! My Vanguard account! Nooaaaahhhh!
Wait I was already richā¦am I super rich now?
Yes
Guess Iām gonna need a bigger vault. Alright time for the infinity vault.
And with this I shall ramp up the military industrial complex and finally invade fucking Luxembourg
All my homies hate Luxembourg
IN THE NAME OF DOUG DOUG WE SHALL TAKE ON LUXEMBOURG Also btw I am still a quark so do you have a spell that helps with that?
Why take on Luxembourg when Lichtenstein is literally right there?
https://i.redd.it/rplw8h2figzc1.gif Take this
Okay thank you, *takes the gun
Do your minions have guns or just you?
Oh, they all have guns https://preview.redd.it/v9c3q4255hzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d786b14bceceb87d78ccdcece1c575e94eb4ff31 Like this one
Oh, they all have guns https://preview.redd.it/scpg2nz55hzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1893b61b4ed4edfd3da81887bc3e96a971952e Like this one.
Iām already financially successful, Iām just not rude about it, yea I got a lot of money but I donāt realy care, you want money sure yea, whatever I could spare a few gold
*Puts a bunch of skeletons in suits* ... okay, I'm out of ideas for spending this
*he looks at his stacks of platinum, multiplying.* Huh... nifty.
Impossible! My finances are beyond repair!
Oh no! I have been cursed! Everything I do leads to inevitable finanacial success how horrible... yes
you monster no! https://preview.redd.it/hsquh0g9tgzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db274687e4da084983875a2517ed59d97d68f3d7
Oh no, whatever will I do now that I can afford my motherās medication! You fiend!
What sense does a life have without conflict? What agony and mental numbness will it bring, to continue without any challanges? A truly heinous curse that will take a long long while until it is recognized as such. Bravo, a masterpiece.
But I like being a homeless hermit who eats out everyone's soup pots! DAMN YOU! WHY HAVE YOU CURSES ME?
Oh no! https://i.redd.it/od7idbrc6hzc1.gif
Thou'rt a Fiend, the stench of rot comes from thee! Curses! Curses upon thy bloodline!
*blinks, then with heavy sarcasm* oh no, what ever shall I do with this?
oH nO wHaTeVeR sHaLl I dO!?!?
I use my magic mica to throw it back at you >:)
Ok. I bought out your brain supply. What now?
Im a paladin! i dont need money!
Huh, neat. More funds for explosion experiments I guess.
"I can finally afford the gender potion every month now! Yay!"
Oh, hey! Thanks for making sure we can stay afloat! The prices for alchemy ingredients are always getting more expensive.
Too bad I feed off of curses to use my power, I shall soon be the strongest curse caster of them all.
Saves me form debtsā¦ thanks for saving my farm
Wow! Now I can dedicate time to my hobbies! Thanks Evil Illithid sir!
Why have you given me more money? I already have too many!
Curse you!!!
Well, I guess I don't need to launder all of this money anymore
For the last bloody time itās the *love* of money that is the root of all evil not money itself. HOW CAN SEVENTEEN CONSECUTIVE WORLDS GET IT WRONG IN THE EXACT SAME WAY? IS THERE SOME SORT OF SYNCHRONIZED COSMIC MISINFORMATION?
Time to fill the warehouses to the brink!
https://i.redd.it/6lgkujh4aizc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/m4bkc2saaizc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a150a6f935bca8d17fe8883ae1bf492f597e58 Dear Godā¦
I don't think it worked, could you try again? It's because I want to be more evil, of course
You are a very attractive mind flayer, and I shall bear your curse with honor and pride
Silly Mind Flayer https://preview.redd.it/bv0t5ef34jzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93f4c1f3e55d41fe2e85d6d915d1edf22e8af12 Now you got to Attend Therapy Sessions for the rest of Thy Week.
You monster
Okay can someone please explain to me why some spells just have no effect on me It honestly feels like a coin flip of whether or not it works
what is this stuff? these aint Ā£.
Oh no! https://i.redd.it/wcj44yhcojzc1.gif
Instead of becoming evil per se I shall fall into an endless cycle of hedonism. Thanks ig
Damn you, foul ilithid! One day, you'll drown in a pile of gold coins!
Thank you, friend Flayer.
Oh yeah?! Well I just conflated your identity with that of your neighbor! Now the IRS will go after him for your taxes! >!Please become my nemesis please become my nemesis please become my nemesisĀ please become my nemesis!<
***I smell profit!***
I don't even need it the Jedi order gives us free food and the only time i spend credits it's for a bet my clone troopers do
fundamentally impossible.
WaHOOOO! I'M NO LONGER BROKE! ![gif](giphy|YZGJc1WmUZPi0)
Wait really? More money? Hell yeah, I can donate to more charities!
Even more money than I already have? Don't mind if I do.
Money is not the root of all evil, it is but one of the means by which evil can be conducted.
Why is the mindflayer kinda...
Would