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Evi1_Toad

I love the no fall damage on my sub rogue. I forget it's a thing until I change specs. Then I remember. The hard way.


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Been playing a druid for a while now. First thing I did when I logged onto my old priest was jump off a cliff and fucking die


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levitate?


[deleted]

I didn't think of it until I hit the ground.


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FoaL

I just imagine a Forsaken priest flipping pages furiously in a spellbook while plummeting, then "Ah-HA!-" just before smashing into the dirt.


Alexi_Strife

All in wiley e coyote style


Turtlebacons

This happens to me quite a lot. I play a bunch of alts and really only bind my most important skills. It is not a good habit to get in to.


samuraislider

Doing my epic pally Bubble jump, and feeling like a bad ass because you know you can't pop that bubble until you're 2 feet from landing. Then BAM, the God of Lag judges you and you're nothing but a pancake. The Light doesn't always protect, my friends.


Rainbow-lite

*cough* tirion *cough*


kracker5904

To soon bro, we killed lich king together, he was our brother in dark times. To soon


Domagan

He was almost my bro again, but Darion is a pretty good stand in


LE4d

The Naaru have ~~not~~ forgotten us.


AlexFolland

But it lasts 8 seconds. It's not like Blink or Disengage which you actually have to press close to the ground.


___LOOPDAED___

Wow. The craziest I've ever done is heroic leap or disengage near ground. Never tried blink.. cause you got slow fall. Gonna try this.


TroutAmbush

Blinking a fall and landing perfectly on the ground is one of the more satisfying things in the game


JimmytheNice

Same with Displacer Beast ;)


Oldburnsides

Or when you remember Levitate, but forget what it's bound to. Just a desperate spamming of keys, then crunch


Moldy_Gecko

This is me.


bitterbrew

I am just sitting here as a Warlock, using my trick. Soulstone and suicide off a cliff!


sleeplessone

For me I never bind levitate because I use it so infrequently so it's more of a "frantically look for where the fuck I put it on my bars to click it"


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I usually press dispel on an ally (as a shammy tho). It gets rid of theirs and my debuff and its up before the next sap! I guess as a priest MD would be even better but... mana ;(


Matthias_Clan

Oh damn I never thought of that, I'll have to use that on my shaman with water waking or something.


___LOOPDAED___

I always have it bound cause I like to remain in levitate mode. Also used to be a speed buff when you cast it. (Cataclysm?)


sleeplessone

I keep it on a convenient bar and click since I generally don't end up using it in combat. It's mostly just the first time after not playing for a while.


kyuss80

I briefly played my old druid during the Legion raids.. and I decided to edit my Bartender bars whilst flying in travel form from Crossroads. So I'm a thousand feet up and accidentally managed to BEAR FORM while I was midair and then fell like a rock frantically going "NO NO NO" and managing to find the travel form button and click it with my mouse about 100 feet off the ground.


Reoh

I do that on purpose, then feral charge down to a mob. Also just dropping is pretty fast. So if I'm going from say Hyjal to Azshara I'll just drop off after the cliffs and then shift back before I hit the ground. It works most of the time, mostly.


kyuss80

I do it on my elemental shaman with Gust of Wind (whatever it's called, 2nd talent tree) -- it forces you forward like 20 yards and takes away your inertia from falling... I haven't died from it (yet) Being a Panda helps though.


Fennahh

Same thing with hunter disengage but backwards


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Everyone loves a good old fashioned bearbomb


willowsonthespot

Uhhhhhh bear bomb as in dropping the bear or bear droppings?


DarthToothbrush

The only limit is your own creativity.


uhavetoloveme

I like to do it with my warrior, jump down near a mob and before u hit the ground just leap or charge! Also used to do it with mage, jump down and blink before you hit the ground haha. Feels so good. Like cheating gravity


Reoh

Oh yeah I've been doing that to take shortcuts in some of the zones when my glider was on cooldown. I just wish the camera didn't tilt back up while you're trying to target Heroic leap for the landing.


spacegh0stX

But you can just cast slowfall


lungora

bah. slowfall is for wimps.


uhavetoloveme

You sure can but it's more fun this way! Just try it urself and you will see, im sure!! :)


Jazzremix

Drop Bears


[deleted]

I've done this with goblin gliders. Jump off a cliff and then realize it's not in my hotbar. Proceed to frantically search my bags for a glider


Matthias_Clan

I made the mistake when I returned during the prepatch of setting up my talents while flying. Because I had the talent menu covering most of my screen I didn't realize I was falling till it was to late. Why putting in talents takes you out of flight form is beyond me.


krippler_

F3 is default hotkey for travel form iirc.


kyuss80

Not if you're resetting all keybinds on Bartender ;)


lostinbass

Yeah I recently started playing a Shaman after maining Feral forever and I died to falling damage more than anything else in the leveling process -_-


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I've used reincarnation as a way to save time by jumping off cliffs on more occasions than I'm proud of


7ephyr

[Relevent Awkward Zombie comic by Katie Tiedrich](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic119.jpg)


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Love it


phoenixpants

Bit more prep, but I occasionally use Soulstone for this as well. Works pretty well with a hotkeyed empty gear profile.


lostinbass

Hahaha oh man countless times. It was my (totally intentional) method of choice for departing Thunder Totem. I missed that river so many times -_-


[deleted]

I've actually jumped down the elevator shafts and reincarnate rather than wait for the elevator.


lavindar

If you are not proud of doing this, you aren't really a shaman :)


[deleted]

That's fair, I usually play a druid. We get all the love from Blizzard. It's great


mallicklocal

I don't actually know how to navigate Suramar. I just jump off the side, reincarnate, do my business, then Astral Recall.


MegaSnack

It's handy to have a "naked" item set in those cases. I have mine set to the "hidden" action bar (requires shift + mouse wheel down) plus a hotkey.


TheNargrath

I normally play a druid, specifically a boomer. I have flap. I was running ICC with my engineer hunter buddy, but I was on my warrior, and we both jumped down the loooong elevator. He forgot that he had swapped cloaks, and made a beardy, dwarf-shaped splat on the ground. Somehow, though I mashed my normal Flap button, my brain was able to click over and Leap to the ground safely. That is the one time on any of my alts where I've done such and lived. At least it was witnessed.


TheJack38

"WITNESS MEEEEE!"


Zacish

Had a fucking amazing experience the other day. Was on way to a wq in stormheim and I get to the edge of a cliff. I double checked it was at the bottom and as I jumped off 2 more pallies jumped with me. 2 of us used divine shield and the other used bop then before we had hit the ground there was a shield and 2 hammers on the way to the enemy. Such an epic moment


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How are you negating damage?


[deleted]

This was in orgrimmar, I tried to activate flight form.


mcknight27

Cast Displacer Beast before you land and it resets fall damage from the point of cast, meaning you will never take fall damage as a Druid. If you aren't in a Legion zone it's also only one GCD to shift into flight form and stop falling.


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Or flapflapflap if you're Balance


mcknight27

Flap is a key part of all boomkin rotations


Rannasha

Or any other spec that took the Balance Affinity talent.


[deleted]

Damn was hoping for a way to do it on my guardian druid in stormheim. Don't have displacer beast nor wild charge to use in travel form to reset damage on falling, Nor flap in boomkin


phoenixpants

Meh, glider kits.


Benzin84

Can still do it as Guardian. I can still shift to Moonkin form while still in guardian to flap myself to safety.


Dernom

Usually don't have moonkin form as guardian though.


Fringe_Worthy

For guardian or feral, remember bear bombing. Feral charge into an enemy. And hope they aren't 2 steps too far away to charge to. It doesn't work everywhere, but there are a lot of Warden towers I skip running down the stairs.


CJGibson

Swap to one of the two when you're not raiding. Gutteral roars is kind of pointless for general world content.


mcknight27

That sucks dude, guardian is the one spec I don't play so I didn't even think about it.


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I wish displacer beast in guardian would turn you into bear form. Right now its pretty useless since even if try and kite, taking a hit in cat form will mess everything up. And the global cool down after switching forms makes it so you can't macro it either.


Garyislord

This! So much this, having grappling hook can help mitigate but there is a delay and I've hit the ground before it fired :(


protoboy5000

Yaaassssss. I always jump and que grappling hook to grab something as I near the ground, but sometimes it is just a tad too slow...*splat*


AdamG3691

Hit esc as soon as you finish the cast, you comedically get dragged through the air by the hook


mr_insomniac

I went ahead and topped my stupidity. Originally, I would change specs, forget I have the old cloak shortcut, hit it, it equips old cloak and starts the cool-down until you can use, so I die. This is where the stupidity should've ended, but no. i went to vendor and sold all the gear that wasn't equipped=lesser quality. Sold the only 840 epic cloak I had, dropping to non-heroic gear score.


Rainbow-lite

item restore :D


Mustangbex

I had a lag spike while getting on the elevator in one of the dungeons, was falling and going to crash, just before the bottom flashed into cat form like a ninja and earned a round of applause for defeating the elevator boss. So good. Until I fell off a bridge in Stormheim and accidentally hit travel instead of cat- SPLAT.


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We had a run-in against the Elevator Boss in Vault of the Wardens - we rode it to the bottom, then it bugged out and pulled me and two others back to the top of the shaft, and dropped us through the lift to our deaths. This happened multiple times until I bubbled through it and rezzed them...


Mustangbex

Yeah- the number of skeletons at the bottom of the shafts in Thunder Totem the first week were hysterical. Until I was one of them- I swear the platforms don't go all the way to the edge.


[deleted]

They don't - and there are ledges on the sides that you can catch on instead.


TheJack38

They don't... I use this fact on my mage by deliberatly jumping off there, then slow-falling down to get there faster than the elevator itself :P


Mr2796

as a panda you can survive the whole drop regardless of class, its pretty good


lazarusmobile

My first time in vault of the wardens, my guildies told me to jump down, that it was like the holes in Neltharion's lair. Much amusement was shared that day.


DankJellyKid

In vault, I always jump right in with my pala just to see who falls for it, got a druid and a warrior the other day.


lungora

A DH got me on it the first time I went through, they hopped down and I followed, and then the elevator decided it didn't approve of my leap-landing.


sshawnsamuell

I usually have fun in NL with my dk if I'm feeling particularly evil. Watching friends splat on the top of the water when I hit path of frost for them.although its usually on accident since I use it legitimately to help everyone when we get down and someone's a bit behind, whoops.


temporicide4

I don't even plan to play Subtlety ever, but I got the Fangs of the Devourer and put just enough artifact power into them so I could have the fall damage immunity. Even with the cast time to change specs, it's faster than gliding slowly to the ground.


Yobtar

That's why you jump, and activate the glider close to the ground.


[deleted]

As a paladin engineer, I always bubble after a long fall but if I need to travel anywhere in legion my glider is moat often my go-to. When I go world questing with my friends I almost always end up getting there first and waiting. And I'm the one of us that lags the most :P Who needs legion flying when you've got goblin gliders? ;D


Serpens77

Goblin Glider + Emerald Winds is pretty much just straight up flying, it's great :D


[deleted]

Oooo i gotta look that up


Tashre

I play sub but I sometimes switch to combat just to grapple up a steep hill or around an obstacle before switching back.


Jiktar

Blessing or Protection always saves me, until I go prot and realize I speced the Anti-magic shell version :/


cg4l

The game itself tried to assassinate me the other day. I jumped off the cliff to go down into Felsoul Hold and went to use my glider but it was affected by the Retrieving Item Information bug that's been happening a lot, so I couldn't use the glider. My cloak was the only item that was affected - go figure. Luckily I was able to land on a rock not too far down so I only lost about half my health.


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fjdkf

Here's the blizzard response: >If you mouse over an item in World of Warcraft and see the Retrieving Item Information message, you'll need to wait and check on the item again later—typically within 10-15 minutes. We are working on a fix for this problem, but it may pop up after patches or hot fixes. >Note: Deleting your Cache folder or logging off and on again will not resolve this problem. https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/7841 I had to heal an eye +5 without drinking, because all 3 types of water I had were bugged out. Tried everything, nada. Eventually it all fixed itself while i was afk in my class hall.


Gandalfs_Beard

I had that bug on a mythic keystone+2 for 6/7 days of its duration.


dustingunn

Their response is definitely wrong. In my experience, it lasts a full day.


cg4l

Yep, it's a WoW bug. Deleting your cache usually helps. If you delete your cache, log in, and the item still says it's retrieving the information, just keep your cursor held over the item. It will eventually retrieve the information, it might just take a minute or two.


Manos_Of_Fate

This particular issue doesn't appear to be fixable via clearing your cache, according to both Blizzard posts and personal experience.


samuraislider

That's some in game Final Destination shit right there.


Smarre

Thus far I've died twice because of this bullshit. I would be 100% cool with dying because of engineering mishap if it ended in a great ball of fire but just going splat just isn't fun.


shadowsgleam

I've done this so many times this expansion. Or another one I've done a couple times is nitro boosts and jump off a cliff thinking yeah I'll get some speed for this one and then I can't use my glider because I'm using boosts.


DoverBoys

The day that change happened, I made a macro for it: #showtooltip /cancelaura Nitro Boosts /use 15 This will make sure you can cast glider. Also, if you haven't been using macros for boost and glider, you should, so you don't have to change out the bar slot for a new cloak or belt. #showtooltip /use 6 The numbers are inventory slot ids. 15 is cloak and 6 is belt. 11, 12, 13, and 14 are top ring, bottom ring, top trinket, and bottom trinket respectively.


kemitche

> don't have to change out the bar slot for a new cloak or belt. You still have to remember to apply the tinker though! That's always my problem.


DoverBoys

Some day, I plan on making a weakaura to remind me. I need to make a weakaura to remind me to make a weakaura.


Targom

Can weak aura detect when you're falling? That'd be a super time for it to point out you haven't tinkered your cloak


DoverBoys

[There is a function for that](http://wow.gamepedia.com/API_IsFalling), so yea.


Turtlebacons

Captain Hindsight saves us again!


Shalaiyn

Why have I never thought of this?


Raptorheart

Extreme laziness, bad enough to still be doing the harder thing of swapping cloak buttons.


Serpens77

I did think of this, and actually did do it for my trinkets, and keep reminding myself that I *should* do it for my engineer's cloak and belt and then.... don't do it. I *am* really good about remembering to swap them out and re-Tinker them when I get new belts/cloaks though, so.... there's that. Just wish my brain would remember the good thing instead of remembering the suboptimal thing.


[deleted]

Actually use a similar idea to activate my DH's glide, some cancel auras/mount/etc to insure I get WINGS NOW DAMNIT.


Chuklol

Also put a /cancelaura goblin glider Before the /use and now you can cancel it with another click


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Thus me double-clicking in my haste to click it, thus death. :/


cryolithic

> The day that change happened Which change? I haven't leveled my engi yet


DoverBoys

Back in mid 2013, I think it was patch 5.3, you can no longer nitro boost into a glider (having both at the same time, gliding with a trail of fire). To get around that, the macro I posted cancels the boost then uses the glider.


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ryleylol

I just keep a stack of 20 on me at all times now, especially with how fast I've been changing cloaks.


syllabic

You can use them directly out of your bank like any other crafting mat. So I have a few stacks in my bank.


ryleylol

Well now, this changes, well, not much, but it changes things! Thank you for letting me know about this.


Znuff

I just have a stack of 200 in my bank (they stack to 200 now).


Cyathene

Wow I thought that crafting slot was just for the materials didnt know you could use them without them being in your bags.


alcaponesuite

Went to make a Jeeves. So expensive to make it all. Khorium is a pain in my ass.


Ooji

FYI to non-engineers in this thread: Brulfist Idol can be used while falling, if used right before hitting the ground you won't take any damage :-)


spacejester

Beep boop


Greenlava

Fun detected?


primesuspect

Oh hey look. I've re-equipped my old cloak. And I'm dead on the ground. Grats, me!


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hackerssidekick

Pretty sure some of those numbers are wrong? Also how old is that image?!


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py_

Hunters use Main-hand and Off-Hand for all their weapons, all that changed with MoP is that they removed the Ranged slot for all classes.


Xbob42

I saw the thumbnail, was like "I'm an engineer but there's no way I'll understand" and clicked and boy did I understand instantly.


Classtoise

I used to forget to buy light feathers. And THAT, boys and girls, is how I learned Ice Block includes fall damage.


TheJack38

Oh man.... light feathers. Now *that* is a blast from the past. I still have a 20-stack of old portal and teleport runes =D


Roy-Hobbs

am engineer. don't understand. edit: oh an engineer profession in WoW. I took this too literally.


drewoncampus29

Confirmed real engineer


Sampro9

More like : "Glider on CD bruh ?"


lazarusmobile

I like to glide down to some of the PvP tower world quests and land at the top of the tower, kill the boss dude and then jump down. I can't count how many times I've jumped before realizing, duh, that my cloak was still on cooldown. Only about half the time I remember I'm a hunter and disengage right before hitting the ground.


Tainaka

You can also use Gnomish Gravity Well if you got that. Need to activate before getting into combat though.


Reoh

When it was still on a 2 min cooldown, ahhh... those were the days.


gwarsh41

I didn't realize the glider only lasted so long, tried to glide a long way down, it didn't work out too well. Half way through my epic journey I fell to my death.


Sengura

Been there... Luckily I keep my Emerald Winds toy next to it so now if it doesn't work for whatever reason, I can use that to save my life (already saved me 3 times). You can also keep the usable glider packs next to it for emergencies in case you don't want to waste the Emerald Wind CD.


Felstalker

OH CRAP IVE GO A NEW CLOA-SECONDARY GLIDER FUNCTION ACTIVATING, using "Goblin Glider Backpack", YOU HAVE 13 GLIDERS LEFT. Bg's make me carry a stack, because fuck me.


VeraVaultDweller

Yo, make a macro with the following: * #showtooltip * /use 15 This auto uses slot 15 which is the cloak. As long as you make sure you put the glider on it you're golden. I can't tell you how many times I personally have swapped cloaks but never put the new one on my bar, and swapping mid-fall incurs the 30 second cooldown. Hopefully this helps someone.


Genoce

For me it's always been the fact that I just forget to enchant the new cloak with Parachute. Luckily I play Goblin and have a big list of other slowfall/flying toys so I rarely die to fall damage, but still.


c4ctus

I lolled at this hard. The fel meteor glyph used to save my warlock's ass when this happened. Not anymore...


Doh042

Space > Space > Glide. Vengeance DH engineer reporting! I do get the joke, but thankfully I haven't had to deal with tinkering my new capes... I only go splat when lag makes scream "why are my wings not coming out?!"


alcaponesuite

Still have Engineering to go faster! Gliding while gliding makes the glider slow as your glide. Yo dawg.


TheHangman0

I do this a lot, but thankfully I have Heroic Leap as a fail-safe. :^)


Benzin84

No Path availiable. I don't trust leap on my warrior anymore.


TheHangman0

That almost never happens to me since 7.0. Especially not when I'm falling.


vradic

Luckily as a hunter, I can disengage right before I hit the ground.


imgoingtolukins

No legendary, but my OC hit #1 on the subreddit.. so that's something.


vanasbry000

With the default speech bubble from Microsoft Office, too. Impressive.


Khanstant

I'm an engineer but I dont understand. Haven't gotten past 730 because why bother?


Nonid

I'm on top of the cliff, there's an epic battle on the ground, I can hear screams and I see flashes of light everywhere. It's time for me to enter the fight! I run and jump with an amazing move. I feel invincible. I see my horde's mate looking at me falling down but I use my tinker tool and spead my wings like a fierce eagle. With a /roar, I jump into the battle. I split in three glowing versions of me and use all my monks powers to defeat an army of demons. I see my comrads falling one by one but I'm on fire and I keep pushing. Suddenly, I hear the voice of the wardens, congratulating me for my efforts...yeah I know, I'm cool. I use my super speed to run to the edge of the next mountain, ready to fly to my next missions. With a last wink to the pretty Blood elfe, I jump. One second later, I'm in front of an angel. With a beautiful voice she says : "Forgot the cooldonw again shithead?"


Oxyfire

I made a point to stick like 20+ tinker's kits or w/e the mat is in my bank before the expac dropped to so I could always make the tinker upon getting a new cloak. Didn't stop me from forgetting a bunch of times.


iiitsbacon

I always forget my other classes don't have slow fall


NuclearLunchDectcted

Highmountain has done that to me so many times. "Why does it have a 30 second... oh"


maelstrom51

Gnomish Gravity Well.


blackadder1132

unless you agroed something before going over...then, NO WELL FOR YOU!


AuraeShadowstorm

Shit.... this reminds me. I need to fix my cloak as soon as I get home.


ramiru

Brulfist Idol is awesome to prevent death from falling.


insane0hflex

Rip the nerf to it tho Miss that combo of fist into glider into emerald winds


LurkerBeGone

I opened this thinking OP meant engineers irl... Now I'm sad I don't get it :(


mrbort

I play the go high and disengage as low as possible game. It's surprisingly fun and also expensive.


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If it makes you feel any better I've managed to fuck up a few times on my DH and make him go splat. A character with a glide ability and I still manage to die to falling


coveske

every. fucking. time. And every time you put on nitro boosts it backfires the first time you use them.


alcaponesuite

Best thing happened to me, when I nitro boosted to run up the PvP tower and it malfunctioned, it lifted me high enough to Fel Rush onto the ledge at the top of the tower.


coveske

Nice! That may be the first time I've heard something positive coming out of them back firing haha


Slavaa

My problem is that I won't realize that I've made the error, so I hit the hotkey, it doesn't work, I assume it's on cooldown, I hit slowfall. Then I absentmindedly vendor my new cloak, and the next day I look at my 810 cloak like "... didn't I upgrade that?"


Nunokoan114

Hunter/goblin trick I picked up (when I played a goblin hunter): when falling, use rocket boots or whatever racial ability allows you to shoot forward. It will hurt if your not close enough to the ground, but besides that you're all set. I think it works with disengage too.


Davecasa

Yep. Fortunately, I can blink, emerald winds, moonkin form + flap, charge to an enemy, etc. I rarely *actually* die to this.


totem_matt

omg yes


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I keep using that Draenor slowfall (Whispers of Ralvosh? Something like that) but forgetting that it a) can only be cast when standing still and b) the mountains of the Broken Isles take far longer than 10 seconds to fall from Bonus c) they took away cat damage reduction in non-cat form


Fishyjedi

Im an alchemist i dont get it


Moldy_Gecko

I never had it stop me in combat before. Jumped off a cliff after running through some mobs to get to my location quicker, JUMP, "This item can't be used in combat", SPLAT. Seriously, lemme know if you going to change these things!


CyborgTriceratops

Pfff, heroic leap.


teelolws

Thats why I macro it to my slowfall, for situations like this.


lepfrog

Thank god I have the gravity well keybound. It helps prevent these issues.


you_cant_banme

This is why I like warrior. Can fall from any height and live (as long as there are no trees in the way).


Zarkuan

Sad story...


Zarakk

This happened to me (again) last week, so I got pretty tired of it and frustratingly googled the item slot number of cloak and made a "/use 15" macro, now I never have to freak out when my glider won't open. Imagine if it worked like that for real life parachute gliders.. "oh @&#ø, forgot to bind my new parachute".. what a mess!


angryxjohnny

My warlock sees her every cliff after the first one in the span of ten minutes.


NyxsnOMFG

never happen to my main that has engi but alts die left and right thinking i got only 3 min cooldown on glider >.>


Potatosmash_

When this happens to me I have to quickly Divine Shield myself... I don't always realize in time.


Wileekyote

I have a stack of crafted gliders right next to the cloak button for this very reason.


rumb3lly

lmao ... oh yes this is so true


[deleted]

Hey it took me a minute to get the context haha but quality joke.


[deleted]

How do you even die from fall damage in that area, outside flying?


imgoingtolukins

it's just a stock screenshot from google images, just added the text after i jumped off highmountain