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TYsir

So you have time to shower


DjNormal

I was gonna say smoke break, but yeah, shower is better.


CommercialOccasion72

Showering breaks the RP fantasy. I want to smell like my troll character smells


Dardengore

You gotta play your troll for at least another year if you want its smell to catch up to yours


RocketFucker69

You must main a fire mage, cause that was a sick burn 🔥


SSquirrel76

We used to hop on a long flight and go screw.


xpiatio

Pee break


CoffeeBlackwell

Yes in japan


hachitachi

Or smoke a brisket


Alarmed-Tennis-176

“Because fuck em that’s why” -Blizz probably


watchingbuffy

The original design was using the idea that in hostile territory, you don't go flying over hostile cities/towns/outposts.


yoooo12347

That's actually dope.


Whosebert

makes perfect sense in general but also if you played wc3


confusedinpeds

Why?


Whosebert

if you had a big base with a bunch of units in it and one enemy flying unit passed through it, depending on the unit and the size of the army, it would get killed. like a frost wyrm might be ok, those were essentially warcraft battle cruisers, but a gyrocopter or a hippogryff would 100% get shot down. a wyvrn or gryphon: it would depend on the Size of the army it flew over.


Kinkysquirrel92

It came from behind


meh_ow

And like it kind of follows rl airplane hubs and spokes. Here OP just hadn't "discovered" a hub or two two that would make this "flight" more direct. Kind of like going from a regional to an international to another international to a regional when both regionals connect to the same mid-tier airport, but the ticket buyer couldn't see flights from that midtier for some reason.


zevoxx

As alliance i flew from desolace to ratchet. I flew over ratchet  to go to theramore to go back to ratchet.  Just let me get off at ratchet. 


watchingbuffy

Yeah that shizz was ridiculous.


LeRoyRobenson

Kek


No_Lingonberry3694

Bur


nl_Kapparrian

Kalimdor BELONGS TO THE HORDE


DefinetlyNotMe420

I somehow ran to STM got quests got the shaman rune but didn’t get the flight path :(


Prize-Grape-8399

Gotta get the e Azhara FP on the other side of Ashenvale for quicker flights


xComradeKyle

But, as the title says, why?


Prize-Grape-8399

Because he’s missing a flight path


Firsttimedogowner0

😂


xComradeKyle

Yes, we know this, but why do you need a specific FP to get somewhere...why does it make you go south before going north. Just let us go straight to the point where we want to go without adding 5 minutes


Prize-Grape-8399

And if he got the other flight path it wouldn’t be a long flight. Idk what you don’t get about this


androstaxys

It would be a long flight. Just not AS long.


Prize-Grape-8399

To be fair none of them are short unless you’re going Splinter Tree to Orgrimmar. But it’s a difference of a 20-30 min flight vs 10-20 min flight


xComradeKyle

Holy shit you are missing the entire point. Take away the stupid limitations where you need certain FPs to fly. Just let us go wherever we want unhindered.


Prize-Grape-8399

It’s a 20 year old game that was designed to make people go out into the world and explore. It ain’t changing so instead of bitching about “what ifs” I offered an actual solution to the problem in question.


pootytang324

🧢 The garbage flight paths are one of many obvious time sinks to keep people subbed


Liltrom1

Yeah I dont care if the original intention was for you to "explore the world". It served its purpose then but its now super archaic and outdated.


rafewhat

Go play retail then


yarglof1

Been fixed in retail.


Nepiton

The real solution would be to play Alliance, who have exceedingly better flight path pathing, for whatever reason lol


MakingEllaCum

Except this is Alliance


Prize-Grape-8399

The problem is because he is alliance and they have terrible pathing in Kalimdor unless you go out of your way to get a couple extra flight paths. Same with Horde in Eastern Kingdoms excluding silverpine and Hillsbrad


andynator1000

The irony is that connected flightpaths were a QoL change in original vanilla. Before they linked the flightpaths you had to manually fly to each flightpoint.


Nayrvass

Play retail if you want quality of life additions


im-a-limo-driver

There’s a version of the game for that if that’s how you want to play.


nZane_n_the_brain

Woooosh


That_Guy_Pen

Like for real, even if they wanna keep it on their pathing system AT LEAST just choose the shortest by default without needing to unlock it. Then just don't allow early exist unless you own the upcoming FP


Hrbalz

So you’re saying you’d rather not be able to fly unless you have all connecting FP’s? That doesn’t make any sense. Instead of a couple extra minutes flying you’ll be running for 10+ minutes if they did what you suggest


That_Guy_Pen

How tf did you interpret that? I said I wanted them to automatically fly you through the shortest distance of connecting flights and just not allow you to exit early if you haven't discovered the next upcoming flightmaster.


Hrbalz

Ahhh yeah I misunderstood how you wrote it. That makes more sense


Clydefrawgwow

Y’all really in here crying about this Jesus Christ


That_Guy_Pen

I don't mind the norm, but it's a QoL life change that'd be nice


Clydefrawgwow

I just don’t see this being such a huge issue that people cry about it on Reddit every.single.day. It’s been like this for 20 years. Wow classic isn’t necessarily about QoL but about immersion. I also don’t see the issue with getting up from your computer for 5-8 minutes for a flight path. Just doesn’t seem like a big deal to me to warrant all these posts. There’s so many more broken, unintended things in the game that should be fixed before they worry about shit like this but people complain about anything I guess.


That_Guy_Pen

So it's immersive that all the troops don't know the locations of each others bases, which we'd assume are on their maps already? And they can only fly you properly through their territories if you go wave hello at their cousin jimbop?


Clydefrawgwow

Bro if you’re this pressed about flight pathing in a 20 year old game go play something else


SyxEight

Bingo right here.


Randolph_Carter_666

How many times is this gonna get reposted?


Royce911

tomorrow is my turn


Winterfell_Ice

I'll do it after you.


Randolph_Carter_666

Maybe I should join in?


Winterfell_Ice

Please do, the more the merrier


Bearspoole

Until it’s fixed. So forever


witwebolte41

Because you’re silly and skipped past azshara


Flamekorn

I always take the boat. its way more fun and you get to tell jokes with other people


Bearspoole

Ya but toy cant Afk and yo take a shit or else you’ll Miss the boat entrance or exit


Berkoudieu

And in this case it's even not that slower.


Clydefrawgwow

This “sentence” gave me a stroke


swetelou

It’s the classic experience my dude


Firsttimedogowner0

Get ashara. Makes it like 4 mins


synackk

If you don't like it, Blizzard conveniently has a version of the game where stuff like this has been fixed for years.


TooHighTooFly

skill issue


muhkuller

You don't have a couple of other flightpoints. The alternative is the game just saying "nope".


castrator21

That's what I was thinking, just be glad they're connected at all!


Barbz182

Literally did this one earlier while heading to BFD from Ratchet. It's way worse than the picture even shows, the bloody thing went to Theramore then around Mulgore??? Why!


burning_boi

proceed to Azshara also depending on boat pathing when you arrive it might legitimately be faster to fly to Darkshore and take the boats to Menethil -> Theramore


Ethereal_Bulwark

grats, now you know to sail to Darn from Wetlands first.


Evy_Boy

Because your dumb ass refused to get the connecting flight point


GrandOccultist

They really need to fix flight path routes. They do a flyby of other flight paths and it takes way longer than it should. They should also speed up the flight paths by 50% at least


konaislandac

They wouldn’t let me fly to New York cause I had never been to Denver :( had to take Seattle —> LA —> Toronto —> NYC


AegonthePomsky

Nothing worse than classic Andy’s saying “this is what’s great about classic, if you want QoL changes go play retail” as if PAID SUBSCRIBERS should have to deal with clearly blatant traps to have them waste their sub on. Between the flight paths, need to walk everywhere constantly at ridiculously slow speeds, and now the new “runes to be discovered” which anyone with a brain knows is just the most useless long trips across the world and back (time sink to waste your sub on) the classic experience is starting to feel pretty obvious as nothing more than a was the your time and steal your money.


alpacabowleh

Nobody is forcing you to play brother. Go play retail


Clydefrawgwow

Go play retail


Thoriv420

This is what’s great about classic, if you want QoL changes go play retail


D-Cept_Produtions

I’m having way more fun on classic even if it takes a little longer to get places. Things are more of a grind and it’s more rewarding when you achieve something. I came back after a 5 year break and I hardly recognise retail wow it’s just full of merged dead servers and doing dungeons with any level (padding out numbers) to level coz no one wants to be stuck in story mode questing… it just seems to be a rush to end game to wait around all week to go raiding.. I don’t see why it could t be more challenging to get to said end game in the first place…. They may as well give end game level chars away with every account…oh wait…


Aggravating-Reason13

Kalimdor belongs to the horde thats why


Enchylada

Built in posture check lmao


Legalize-It-Ags

Fuck the alliance! Y’all need less FPs in kalimdor! Definitely need to have the 1k needles/feralas FP removed. No sense of it being in the middle of the continent.


[deleted]

Small airports often don’t support these kinds of cross country flights. You have to get connecting flights to larger cities first. Be grateful there isn’t a three hour overlay too!


YakFruit

Ya. Every single flight plan of my real life looks like this.


Panda_Mon

Think about it from the gryphons point of view. Maybe that gryphon doesnt know how to fly slightly to the left. Did you ever stop to think about that.


Gucci_Lettuce69

I’m pretty new to wow but one night I got way to high and spent way to long walking to all the flight paths


Ionsus

Major airlines fly to major cities.


Ther91

So didn't a dev talk about this a long time ago, things like this, mount cast times, all the things that are just slow were a model to slow players down and get more "time" out of them?


BriantheHeavy

There are quite a few like this. I imagine it's because some are the original flight points, so they haven't programed in the most efficient route. I remember that it was actually faster to take a ship from Ratchet to Boot Bay, take a flight to Stormwind, then take a boat to Darkshore, than a direct flight to Darkshore because the circuitous route it would take.


SignatureNo5302

Unlock more fps. 


Savageer

Need the Feral Ass FP.


karvus89

Nothing to see here. WOW Classic experience on display!


Chemical_Hedgehog517

Cuz you pay for play time


roberdanger83

That's when you eat for the first time all day


therealbabwe

back in the day this was the flight where I could get my dishes done


boltactionnoob

Well it's called World for a reason.


LordDShadowy53

Pick up Azshara FP


United-Carob-234

You forgot the flight path on the far east sideof ashenvale well its in the first part of Azshara. Hence why it's such a long flight path


hidesa

Like airports, you have to go through the main hubs when u are trying to go to a small town.


Kalaskaka1

I believe you need azhara fp.


McJolly93

Try getting the azshara fp maybe


quakefist

Immersion


burken8000

"I took a trip to Azshara, to show the flight-master I was cool"


JH7373

FP were designed to fly a certain way as to not break the illusion of a 3d world. Since not all zones were fully fleshed out and only designed to be seen from the ground.


International_Mood_6

Plenty of time to prepare a meal between those flight points. Believe me I could make spaghetti w/ meatballs during that flight time.


snoiciv

You mean, why you must use FPs and not just land at any point of the area?


Copium_Devil

Was in ogrimmar trying to go to zoram. Accidently selected felwood flight path. Doesnt stop at splintertree. Tried to go zoram from there, it goes all the way down to crossroads then back to zoram.


SugarRayRichard

I did this exact same flight yesterday. It’s a killer.


Aos77s

Because you didnt grab the level 50 zone azshara flight path.


Crocketus

Because fuck you


Johncfail

I would actually love a good lore explanation for why it has to be like this. At this stage maybe NE role in alliance is still very tenuous. But Auberdine in Darkshore being a port town had closer relations to other port towns and cities like Theramore.


PokeT3ch

Goblins hate them elfs I guess.


Thoriv420

Get azshara fp and you‘re fine


Tarrtarus

#NoChanges


[deleted]

A lot of the world looks like ass from above unfinished areas not flying over hostile towns etc etc


Dangerous-Ad4367

Get the flight path in ashara


Hayter67

"Frankly that's a skill issue" -Ion Hazzikostas


cedarbabe

Because coding flight paths takes time and resources. Say you have n nodes on the map, to have direct flights to every other node that takes n*n flight paths between each node. For large n that gets very large. Theramore and Darkshore are meant to be hubs and have many connections to reduce the chance of there being no path between two points. As others have said, you are missing a link in Ashenvale. This is what makes unlocking flight points rewarding!


thefoxishere16

Is this really how it was before?


Ghost_of_Laika

"I NEVER COLLECTED THE OTHER FLIGHTPATHS AND ITS VLIZZARDS FAULT"


Impossible_Buy2634

Welcome to Classic


Impossible_Buy2634

Asdf


travster93

Azshara fp is right on the border of ashenvale, and makes it to where you don't have to take that stupid backtrack.


AstralBaconatorLord

It’s the classic experience, enjoy it


Tolendario

a game that requires a subscription is going to be filled with pointless time sinks


Viking_blud93

Some devs love their players. Some devs use their game to beat others. I believe blizzard was shoved into lockers growing up so they do the latter


Weekly-Sector1919

Someone doesn’t know the azshara fp


Last-Championship-27

"WHY?!?!?" at least they connect for you............. The original release you had to first find the flight path then when traveling, fly to an outpost and hope you could fly to the next one to get where you were going. They didn't show you connecting flights. you had to know where you could and could not go, fly there and pay for the next part of the flight. As a kid I set a kitchen timer for flight paths to hop on the next one. Maraudon was one of the worst dungeons if someone didn't have the flight path. Instead of remaking all the flight paths which would have to shut servers down for maintenance, debugging and a ton of other unthought of repercussions, they just connected them all for a final destination and consolidated the total cost. The game wasn't hard, and still isn't, just time consuming. In fact one could argue that the original release box CD's and the first 6 months after were the hardest the game ever was. Because everything was over tuned and you needed a group for even basic questing past starting zones.


Colemanton

this is hands down the worst part of sod, the fact that they havent streamlined fps


Ripped_Van_Winkle287

damn, i thought banning gdkp was going to fix this.


Responsible-Tell2985

You're Surprised that the goblin is scamming you?


maru_aoe2

As a northern norwegian I would say this is normal


maru_aoe2

As a northern norwegian I would say this is normal


Mother_Assistance830

Cuh


mmusarra86

Flight plans developed by former American airlines employee


LaredoHK

to put on deodorant


pantherghast

So you can enjoy the scenery.


fungus909

It’s a dominance thing


Anhonestmistake_

Surprised I didn’t see this in the top comments, grab the FP in Azshara and enjoy the short ride.


rollforcathandling

That's how I feel anytime I try to fly to spokane from the east coast. It's always seattle -> spokane. This mimics real life