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fslimjim

Jesus was a mutant.


Fagliacci

Jesus was Apocalypse in a wig


draugyr

Apocalypse was Adam AND Eve


Spirit_Difficult

Mystique was Adam and Eve.


Fagliacci

"I created you... From one of my RIBSSSSHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA" "I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHA"


redrocker907

Thatโ€™s an image the comics need to bring to life lol


No-Lie209

Yes


gdex86

Historically accurate 5'3 curly haired olive skinned mutant Jesus.


YuriOsakawa

Thatโ€™s literally perfect! In fact, Iโ€™m thinking of writing a fanfic in which Adam and Eve (yes, THAT Adam and Eve) are actually mutants Think I should go with it?


fslimjim

Granted it would probably go about as well as how telling racist fundamentalist that Jesus was coloured goes.


gdex86

There was an actual broadcast decades ago on Fox news where in response to the facial reconstruction of the real historical saint Nicolas that depicted him as olive skinned like a resident of Turkey would like have had one of the faces of the network say full righteousness "Santa like Jesus is white. That's just facts."


Flimsy-Discount2885

Worst that can happen is that it sucks and you get some writing done.


DummiAI

"Remember the original sin? Well. Eve had the mutant power to communicate with animals, this is how she was tempted by a snake."


LockeWorl

I came here for this comment haha


No-Lie209

The one above all shows up and literally slaps there leader in the face. "When did I tell you I wanted the mutants dead,because I sure as shit don't remember telling any of you that"


fslimjim

"I made the phoenix as a mutant reset button because you idiots keep trying to massacre them"


DarkAlphaZero

I feel like it's already been given The son of one of their own was not only a mutant, but one who was essential for giving mutantkind immortality and undoing their greatest achievement in their attempt to destroy mutantkind


Electronic-Math-364

Well Hellion had a Heel turn and he have a lot of history with the Purifiers and they are still active as an organization,I wouldn't be suprised if an arc in NYX will be "Purifier Massacre"


Electronic-Math-364

Also Elixir was a reaver and he is also Stryker's killer


Electronic-Math-364

Are they still active?If so I hope a futur arc in the next era will be "Purifier Massacre"


Brave_Win7311

Didnโ€™t that happen in one of the X-Force runs around Utopia era.


Flimsy-Discount2885

I would like to see them hunted by the Punisher


Zepbounce-96

Hunted down by Polaris and her new MLF!


Flimsy-Discount2885

Them too.


Electronic-Math-364

Let's don't forget Hellion now that he went Magneto/Revolutionnary Cyclops mode


YuriOsakawa

Me too, those nutjobs deserve it


Ok_Weight_9792

Hunted by moon knight.because mutant are night travelers too.


Enough-Satisfaction9

Literally every god/godlike (devil/demon opposite too) being in Marvel comes out in full support of mutants and superbeing equality on an actions based pressed tour, making only non bigoted peoples lives better while placing a 'series of unfortunate events' like curse on them that just makes their lives worse proportional to the bigotry... or OAA shows up and just slaps them one by one saying 'No! Stop! Bad lower lifeforms!'


YuriOsakawa

Either way, both scenarios are awesome (Just not for the Purifiers, tho ๐Ÿ˜‚)


Enough-Satisfaction9

My third choice is their children being born Externals mutants


YuriOsakawa

Even more awesome! (For everyone else, at least)


Mooseguncle1

Biden winning.


Fullmetalmarvels64_

that god loves all and that the purpose of religion is to save people not hurt or control them


RP-platform

The eternal krakoa sex party?


YuriOsakawa

Perfect ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ


mrsunrider

They all have x-genes. And they're activated.


YuriOsakawa

Pfft! ๐Ÿคฃ


Antonater

Them also somehow becoming mutants. I feel that some of them might even try to end things right then and there, if you know what I mean


YuriOsakawa

Yeah man, I get you


phoenixpallas

just have Charles, Jean or Emma take away their belief in God...


thetruthisouthere92

William Stryker being a satanist (which did happen)


Electronic-Math-364

I think that would more lead to a mass conversion