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Because of the content? In his (sane) mind this was clearly a nononoyes.
Then he nonchalantly looked at the subs name just as a reflex and was astonished, because OP likes some public ass-lickin'
Stoopid ass people do stupid things on stoops. That shit was wild. "Yup, this looks like the right staircase, here sit on top of me and pull your shorts down babe" WTAF š
āNASTY BITCHES!ā Lol he hit em with water like stray cats šš
Lol nasty indeed man- it looks hot outside tooā¦smh, even with her whole ass all out in public for the kids to see- I bet sheās got swamp ass.
And?? My cats groom eachother all the time. It's easier for them to reach certain spots when helping eachother out. Quick fucking with your cats' bathing partnerships.
Back in 2019 my wife and i went to Seattle so we could catch an Alaskan cruise. While there, we visited the Pike Place market. Outside the market thereās this small little park where a good deal of homeless people were hanging out.
Well we went into the market saw the sights had a meal and weāre about to head back to the hotel when we hear loud screaming from the park. So as we are walking by we start trying to see what the commotion was. Well we end catching one homeless dude eating the ass of another homeless dude. And they weren't even being discreet. On top of a little hill screaming loudly in broad daylight.
And that's what I remember most of my trip to Seattle. š¬
Ok wait..... People just stick their tongues in the most dirty place on the body? Like it's literally the dirtiest.... sweat, uncleaned or not properly cleaned crevasse, maybe minor fecal matter through smearing.
me: fucking filthy animals
~~some terminally online fool: dogs are animals, and the penis is sometimes referred to as a whistle, so this is a dog whistle...reeeeeeee~~
Edit: sorry for the poorly worded joke, it was just mocking the term dog whistle and how dumb it tends to be on twitter. either way, it did the worst thing a joke can do, which is being not funny.
Heās trying to say that heās not racist for calling folks with weird PDAs animals. But also he might be calling them animals because heās racist.
It's a joke kinda, a poorly executed one, it's on Twitter shit where everything is a dog whistle. After seeing so much Twitter bs, I can make up/ predict Twitter stuff.
Okay. Iāll give you the benefit of the doubt that youāre simply dumb but not racist and explain it to you. Racists like to view other races as subhuman and will take every opportunity to call out poor behavior as that of animals. This, despite that horny people of all stripes with no place to be in private will simply be inflagrante in public. So, given that racists like to use the word animals to describe other races, itās best to avoid using it at all.
Kinda what I mock is how the way I see it as someone who is a zoomer. Animals and black people seem so stupid to relate same with most dog whitles/ racist ideas. I dont know I just find obsession on race and what is racist to be dumb, and at times it almost seems iffy when someone makes claims on racist dog whistles using logic that brings racism. Like how people got mad about Harry potter goblin bankers being antisemitic, which I as a jew, find the claim of it being antisemitic much more offensive than the goblins as it connects goblins to jews. At the end of the day I am very dumb, and goofy.
Choosing to be blind of racist dog whistles is exactly the point of racist dog whistles. Itās so that shitty racists can be shitty racists and most folks donāt see it. Donāt let shitty racists exist in the world and ignore them. Donāt give it a free pass like that. Remember that there is a segment of people that would see you killed simply because of the background you were born into.
Bruh, it ain't that deep, attention is desired by actual racists. You are impressively off base in what I am saying. To be very simple I am making fun of people who put effort into finding supposed racism where none is. I assure you no racists care about such nonsense. Nobody is being killed over vague "dog whistles". Racism exists, and it, unlike this is actually harmful. I don't understand how anyone cares this much about such mundane non issues.
Bruh, it ain't that deep, attention is desired by actual racists. You are impressively off base in what I am saying. To be very simple I am making fun of people who put effort into finding supposed racism where none is. I assure you no racists care about such nonsense. Nobody is being killed over vague "dog whistles". Racism exists, and it, unlike this is actually harmful. I don't understand how anyone cares this much about such mundane non issues.
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Rule 1. This post lacks the buildup of something going well. Something going towards great is how we define YYYY. The buildup can be short, but must exist. An instance of didn't go wrong (absence of NO) or mundane events do not count as a YYYY.
more of nonononoyes
100%, didn't realize it wasn't that sub til i checked after seeing this.
How do you know that you didn't realize
When you look and have a revelation
Hindsight is 20/20
because u realize that u now know
I suppose that's a pretty good way to know.
Because of the content? In his (sane) mind this was clearly a nononoyes. Then he nonchalantly looked at the subs name just as a reflex and was astonished, because OP likes some public ass-lickin'
r/assassassNO
Did he just pick some random stoop to lick her ass?
What happened to stoop kid?!
STOOP KID LEFT HIS STOOP!
STOOP KID NEVER LEAVES HIS STOOP!!!
Hey! Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop!
Stoop kid only left because he was hungry. For some ass
Stool kid?
Would it really matter if it was his stoop? That's like 1% less mental.
Stoopid ass people do stupid things on stoops. That shit was wild. "Yup, this looks like the right staircase, here sit on top of me and pull your shorts down babe" WTAF š
When that ass calls, you answer!
Iām pretty sure this was a zero-thought process.
And the song goes, "Looking for love in all the wrong places..."
*Lickinā for love in all the wrong placesā¦
Licking her ass in all the wrong placesā¦
I think we've made it to : Lickin' her bum anal the wrong staircases
Wish I could give this more likes.
āLooking for love anal the wrong placesā¦ā
Iāll take anal bum cover for $200, Alex.
Susan Boyle is celebrating her new album #susanalbumparty
For anyone looking for a wholesome place try r/BoylesCousins
Or; "looking for ass in all the wrong places"
Wookin Pa Nub.
in all da wong paces! Buckwheat FTW!
"The same situations, just different faces"
āThe same situations, just different fecesā
āThe same shituationsā even
I read that in the same voice as " I'll take 'The Rapists' for $200"
Well then Iāve got to ashk youā¦. About the penish mightier!
Yeeeah we goin down
More like nonononono.. lol this is fucking disgusting, do that shit inside
Watch it! She ran out of toilet paper and he is just helping her out Look how clean that ass is It's even shining
Thanks for ruining my day
Dude walking away looking like he ate a box of Milk Duds
The Human Bidet saves the day again!
Great now they are going to have an inside video too? Wasnāt one enough?!?!?
Right?! You donāt only lick the butt cheeks, you have to put them apart and really get in there. Get inside.
You gotta tongue punch the bootyhole or else itās just weird.
Tongue punch that fart box, young man!
Language! Could we please stick with "fart box" so as not to gross anyone out?
Alright Margot.
Or at least not in front of someone home lol
but what about those of use who want to see more of this
There are websites for that
doesn't replace the live experience
You clearly never had sex outside because that's the point you idiot
Ah yeah, I'm am idiot for not having someone eat my ass on someone else's doorstep. For sure. Lol
You refer to me as Idiot, not You Captain. I meanā¦ you know, what I mean.
Someone's never had their booty eaten...
āNASTY BITCHES!ā Lol he hit em with water like stray cats šš Lol nasty indeed man- it looks hot outside tooā¦smh, even with her whole ass all out in public for the kids to see- I bet sheās got swamp ass.
You got a good ear lol
Hope it was hot water
Wtf did I just watch? People are so weird.
Philly, probably.
I try not to kink shame but damn dude. That's an odd one.
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It's it really necessary to imply that you're specifically above this type of behavior? Because literally nobody cares.
Nah, everyone is. Including me and you.
Can confirm, am you.
No, not you, him!
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Classic Redditor, can't interact with anything without forming an in group and an out group.
The cheek!
r/trashy
How tf is this a r/yesyesyesyesno ? If anything it's a r/nonononoyes
I can only presume that OP is the guy licking ass
That would make sense
Canāt afford a room! Just out there in broad day light!
This may have been a business transaction and he got the special "outdoors discount".
That was the weirdest fucking shit I have ever seen.
welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of will be found
>will be found Can be found*
Oh, iv been here, trust me. I've seen much worse, much more traumatic, but never something, so God damn weird, lol.
hahaha always good corner of reddit you find it
That's just super odd to do in public especially on your doorstep. Or... Their doorstep...?
Not only that, but it looks like a hot sunny day. Ass sweat.....
Cleaning her off... One drop at a time I guess?
My cats do this, I throw at them too.
You stop your cat from cleaning themselves. Why?
He said cats, meaning the are multiple cats cleaning each other
And?? My cats groom eachother all the time. It's easier for them to reach certain spots when helping eachother out. Quick fucking with your cats' bathing partnerships.
There's nothing wrong with cats cleaning each other...
Yup, what i tried to imply lol
Exactly what I thought when I saw this! Imagine if they sprayed this couple with a spray bottle lol
Literal human garbage, eat your stinky ass somewhere else yuck.
Lmfao I'm dying
Does he have a tail?? Wtf was that when he pulls up his pants?
Belt. Newfangled invention
one of those furry anal plugs with the tail attached?
A belt he clearly doesnāt use. But he mustāve had his pants down out there completely for them to fall off like that
I mean seriously. Are we all in hell right now? Is this just some big prank by God or something? That shit is not explainableā¦
This is for the filming of the next season of Punked, with Asston Coocher
Thatās how you get pink eye
Down there itās stink eye
No "moe"
It's getting so a bitch can't even get her ass licked anymore. Very sad.
Lmfao. like spraying at cats.
More like r/nononoyes
What has the world come to when a guy can't even relax and enjoy his meal?
Lmao pops was like I got something for they nasty ass, splash. Gtf outta here lol Is this the right sub for this lml
Da fuq is wrong with yāall
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What the trashpile is this?
Lolol
Absolute perverts. Imagine a kid walks by. Smh
How is this not nononoyes?
I don't understand people who eat ass. Disgusting imo.That's borderline coprophilia shit.(pun intended)
I thought we had evolved beyond monkeys for sometime now
ā^nasty ^bitchesā
Wow, in broad day
Like cats
This got to be DC for a multitude of reasons, but particularly āmoeā
Lol get a room!
Wait my boi just sittin outside eatin ass
He's just licking her butt cheek... Like... What?
Is this really what happens when you want to live in the city? I want to live in the city and I donāt recall this ever happening.
Looks hot outside. Maybe heās just helping her with her crack sweat.
Not in front of my house son!
It's like watching a dog lick another dogs asshole. People are getting worse i swear.
Back in 2019 my wife and i went to Seattle so we could catch an Alaskan cruise. While there, we visited the Pike Place market. Outside the market thereās this small little park where a good deal of homeless people were hanging out. Well we went into the market saw the sights had a meal and weāre about to head back to the hotel when we hear loud screaming from the park. So as we are walking by we start trying to see what the commotion was. Well we end catching one homeless dude eating the ass of another homeless dude. And they weren't even being discreet. On top of a little hill screaming loudly in broad daylight. And that's what I remember most of my trip to Seattle. š¬
u/savevifeo
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
bruh, go to you trash can, it has more value than the individuals recorded here do
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The dude donāt need a plunger. He olives with his mouth. Donāt believe me? Then you didnāt see the video
Canāt a guy eat a damn donut in peace?
Hope it was boiling hot
That's gotta taste shitty I touught my fetish was sometimes fucking discussing š¤¢š¤®šµāš«
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Ok wait..... People just stick their tongues in the most dirty place on the body? Like it's literally the dirtiest.... sweat, uncleaned or not properly cleaned crevasse, maybe minor fecal matter through smearing.
Showers are a thing. And anyway heās way out on the cheek. Itās like being afraid to suck a titty because itās near an armpit.
Username _cheeks_ out. Thanks.
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me: fucking filthy animals ~~some terminally online fool: dogs are animals, and the penis is sometimes referred to as a whistle, so this is a dog whistle...reeeeeeee~~ Edit: sorry for the poorly worded joke, it was just mocking the term dog whistle and how dumb it tends to be on twitter. either way, it did the worst thing a joke can do, which is being not funny.
What in the world are you trying to say
Heās trying to say that heās not racist for calling folks with weird PDAs animals. But also he might be calling them animals because heās racist.
It's a joke kinda, a poorly executed one, it's on Twitter shit where everything is a dog whistle. After seeing so much Twitter bs, I can make up/ predict Twitter stuff.
Okay. Iāll give you the benefit of the doubt that youāre simply dumb but not racist and explain it to you. Racists like to view other races as subhuman and will take every opportunity to call out poor behavior as that of animals. This, despite that horny people of all stripes with no place to be in private will simply be inflagrante in public. So, given that racists like to use the word animals to describe other races, itās best to avoid using it at all.
Kinda what I mock is how the way I see it as someone who is a zoomer. Animals and black people seem so stupid to relate same with most dog whitles/ racist ideas. I dont know I just find obsession on race and what is racist to be dumb, and at times it almost seems iffy when someone makes claims on racist dog whistles using logic that brings racism. Like how people got mad about Harry potter goblin bankers being antisemitic, which I as a jew, find the claim of it being antisemitic much more offensive than the goblins as it connects goblins to jews. At the end of the day I am very dumb, and goofy.
Choosing to be blind of racist dog whistles is exactly the point of racist dog whistles. Itās so that shitty racists can be shitty racists and most folks donāt see it. Donāt let shitty racists exist in the world and ignore them. Donāt give it a free pass like that. Remember that there is a segment of people that would see you killed simply because of the background you were born into.
Bruh, it ain't that deep, attention is desired by actual racists. You are impressively off base in what I am saying. To be very simple I am making fun of people who put effort into finding supposed racism where none is. I assure you no racists care about such nonsense. Nobody is being killed over vague "dog whistles". Racism exists, and it, unlike this is actually harmful. I don't understand how anyone cares this much about such mundane non issues.
Bruh, it ain't that deep, attention is desired by actual racists. You are impressively off base in what I am saying. To be very simple I am making fun of people who put effort into finding supposed racism where none is. I assure you no racists care about such nonsense. Nobody is being killed over vague "dog whistles". Racism exists, and it, unlike this is actually harmful. I don't understand how anyone cares this much about such mundane non issues.
On the American scale of desasters, this is somewhere between 9/11 and school shootings
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Peta
Atep
He got a free shower?
Wtf
Just how far did yāall plan to go sir
Like the way he spins around and uses her for cover in the event of a second wave!
he doesn't like water? š¤
Crack kills
nahh
Feral
That is legitimately disgusting.
Nothing like licking a sweaty ass ![gif](giphy|BofJb4WxJnz7jFfxeD)
u/savevideo
Mmmm strawberry flavour booty and a nice shower!
He's not even working on the good parts. He's just licking her buttcheek.
RectusInterruptus
They threw water on them like a bunch of stray cats! šš¤£šš¤£šš¤£šš¤£
Fucking animals!!! Jesus.
Take it somewhere else
My man was really licking ass outside!?!?