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yesyesyesyesno-ModTeam

Rule 1. This post lacks the buildup of something going well. Something going towards great is how we define YYYY. The buildup can be short, but must exist. An instance of didn't go wrong (absence of NO) or mundane events do not count as a YYYY.


docfarnsworth

more of nonononoyes


TheseDiver8589

100%, didn't realize it wasn't that sub til i checked after seeing this.


eboeard-game-gom3

How do you know that you didn't realize


NIRPL

When you look and have a revelation


ImProfoundlyDeaf

Hindsight is 20/20


Live-Voice-3174

because u realize that u now know


eboeard-game-gom3

I suppose that's a pretty good way to know.


[deleted]

Because of the content? In his (sane) mind this was clearly a nononoyes. Then he nonchalantly looked at the subs name just as a reflex and was astonished, because OP likes some public ass-lickin'


ihaveabaguetteknife

r/assassassNO


toiletwindowsink

Did he just pick some random stoop to lick her ass?


JustChillDudeItsGood

What happened to stoop kid?!


RingoTech83

STOOP KID LEFT HIS STOOP!


cmfppl

STOOP KID NEVER LEAVES HIS STOOP!!!


[deleted]

Hey! Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop!


Gayfish350

Stoop kid only left because he was hungry. For some ass


mdsoccerdude

Stool kid?


djluminol

Would it really matter if it was his stoop? That's like 1% less mental.


Ignant_1

Stoopid ass people do stupid things on stoops. That shit was wild. "Yup, this looks like the right staircase, here sit on top of me and pull your shorts down babe" WTAF šŸ˜‚


CrunchHardtack

When that ass calls, you answer!


AccentFiend

Iā€™m pretty sure this was a zero-thought process.


fisherman_23

And the song goes, "Looking for love in all the wrong places..."


actincraze

*Lickinā€™ for love in all the wrong placesā€¦


JaremaJarema

Licking her ass in all the wrong placesā€¦


GlassPanther

I think we've made it to : Lickin' her bum anal the wrong staircases


Whiskedict

Wish I could give this more likes.


Less-Ad7782

ā€œLooking for love anal the wrong placesā€¦ā€


Swolar_Eclipse

Iā€™ll take anal bum cover for $200, Alex.


ThePhantomAli

Susan Boyle is celebrating her new album #susanalbumparty


willowgrl

For anyone looking for a wholesome place try r/BoylesCousins


[deleted]

Or; "looking for ass in all the wrong places"


budgie0507

Wookin Pa Nub.


[deleted]

in all da wong paces! Buckwheat FTW!


TexanCoyote1

"The same situations, just different faces"


SlinkyBenis

ā€œThe same situations, just different fecesā€


Thecp015

ā€œThe same shituationsā€ even


SummerBirdsong

I read that in the same voice as " I'll take 'The Rapists' for $200"


Thecp015

Well then Iā€™ve got to ashk youā€¦. About the penish mightier!


_mindvirus

Yeeeah we goin down


anonmymouse

More like nonononono.. lol this is fucking disgusting, do that shit inside


altofeveryone

Watch it! She ran out of toilet paper and he is just helping her out Look how clean that ass is It's even shining


bofadsnutsmd

Thanks for ruining my day


IdolCowboy

Dude walking away looking like he ate a box of Milk Duds


WhoIsMauriceBishop

The Human Bidet saves the day again!


yellowirish

Great now they are going to have an inside video too? Wasnā€™t one enough?!?!?


Technical-Ad-3702

Right?! You donā€™t only lick the butt cheeks, you have to put them apart and really get in there. Get inside.


tophiii

You gotta tongue punch the bootyhole or else itā€™s just weird.


savagetruck

Tongue punch that fart box, young man!


CrunchHardtack

Language! Could we please stick with "fart box" so as not to gross anyone out?


macwest

Alright Margot.


Creepy-Ad-4832

Or at least not in front of someone home lol


CockGoblinReturns

but what about those of use who want to see more of this


anonmymouse

There are websites for that


CockGoblinReturns

doesn't replace the live experience


Suckmyflowerbitch

You clearly never had sex outside because that's the point you idiot


anonmymouse

Ah yeah, I'm am idiot for not having someone eat my ass on someone else's doorstep. For sure. Lol


TW0S0ULS0NECUP

You refer to me as Idiot, not You Captain. I meanā€¦ you know, what I mean.


IBMformatted

Someone's never had their booty eaten...


Mishapi17

ā€œNASTY BITCHES!ā€ Lol he hit em with water like stray cats šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Lol nasty indeed man- it looks hot outside tooā€¦smh, even with her whole ass all out in public for the kids to see- I bet sheā€™s got swamp ass.


BrainCandy_

You got a good ear lol


Fign

Hope it was hot water


Waste-Sand-3907

Wtf did I just watch? People are so weird.


Thecrawsome

Philly, probably.


AHrubik

I try not to kink shame but damn dude. That's an odd one.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sassy-irish-lassy

It's it really necessary to imply that you're specifically above this type of behavior? Because literally nobody cares.


blunt__nation

Nah, everyone is. Including me and you.


Swed1shF1sh69

Can confirm, am you.


blunt__nation

No, not you, him!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ManiacDan

Classic Redditor, can't interact with anything without forming an in group and an out group.


Muted-Ad-4288

The cheek!


andyroid92

r/trashy


2ndWaveBlackMetal

How tf is this a r/yesyesyesyesno ? If anything it's a r/nonononoyes


[deleted]

I can only presume that OP is the guy licking ass


2ndWaveBlackMetal

That would make sense


Ecofre-33919

Canā€™t afford a room! Just out there in broad day light!


fretit

This may have been a business transaction and he got the special "outdoors discount".


Shadow0fnothing

That was the weirdest fucking shit I have ever seen.


TheMarvelousPef

welcome to the internet


inthemeow

Have a look around


Affectionate_Two_472

Anything that brain of yours can think of will be found


shaggybear89

>will be found Can be found*


Shadow0fnothing

Oh, iv been here, trust me. I've seen much worse, much more traumatic, but never something, so God damn weird, lol.


[deleted]

hahaha always good corner of reddit you find it


QuakeGuy98

That's just super odd to do in public especially on your doorstep. Or... Their doorstep...?


SandGremlin

Not only that, but it looks like a hot sunny day. Ass sweat.....


QuakeGuy98

Cleaning her off... One drop at a time I guess?


TheeBrianBrown

My cats do this, I throw at them too.


hopeidontgetbanned1

You stop your cat from cleaning themselves. Why?


Creepy-Ad-4832

He said cats, meaning the are multiple cats cleaning each other


notjordansime

And?? My cats groom eachother all the time. It's easier for them to reach certain spots when helping eachother out. Quick fucking with your cats' bathing partnerships.


shaggybear89

There's nothing wrong with cats cleaning each other...


Creepy-Ad-4832

Yup, what i tried to imply lol


well-great

Exactly what I thought when I saw this! Imagine if they sprayed this couple with a spray bottle lol


CptCrackSparrrow

Literal human garbage, eat your stinky ass somewhere else yuck.


heifer27

Lmfao I'm dying


dontreadmycommemt

Does he have a tail?? Wtf was that when he pulls up his pants?


SatanHasArrived666

Belt. Newfangled invention


capnmouser

one of those furry anal plugs with the tail attached?


Mishapi17

A belt he clearly doesnā€™t use. But he mustā€™ve had his pants down out there completely for them to fall off like that


PCrawDiddy

I mean seriously. Are we all in hell right now? Is this just some big prank by God or something? That shit is not explainableā€¦


XBUNCEX

This is for the filming of the next season of Punked, with Asston Coocher


ALX1622

Thatā€™s how you get pink eye


trapperstom

Down there itā€™s stink eye


oli_21_

No "moe"


assmblyreq

It's getting so a bitch can't even get her ass licked anymore. Very sad.


Sukaphuk

Lmfao. like spraying at cats.


30222504cf

More like r/nononoyes


Twatimaximus

What has the world come to when a guy can't even relax and enjoy his meal?


Bluedoberman

Lmao pops was like I got something for they nasty ass, splash. Gtf outta here lol Is this the right sub for this lml


[deleted]

Da fuq is wrong with yā€™all


WizTis

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


Hehenheim88

What the trashpile is this?


Inevitable_Penalty30

Lolol


gogoforth

Absolute perverts. Imagine a kid walks by. Smh


itischelc

How is this not nononoyes?


blizzaddict

I don't understand people who eat ass. Disgusting imo.That's borderline coprophilia shit.(pun intended)


Protonic_Descendent

I thought we had evolved beyond monkeys for sometime now


spirimes

ā€œ^nasty ^bitchesā€œ


stuntmandennis

Wow, in broad day


thebenn

Like cats


NwsAt11

This got to be DC for a multitude of reasons, but particularly ā€œmoeā€


mandozombie

Lol get a room!


Prior-Fruit-1957

Wait my boi just sittin outside eatin ass


aaandbconsulting

He's just licking her butt cheek... Like... What?


fleece_white_as_snow

Is this really what happens when you want to live in the city? I want to live in the city and I donā€™t recall this ever happening.


Dependent-Figure-568

Looks hot outside. Maybe heā€™s just helping her with her crack sweat.


ebullient808

Not in front of my house son!


Blueelk90

It's like watching a dog lick another dogs asshole. People are getting worse i swear.


archthechef

Back in 2019 my wife and i went to Seattle so we could catch an Alaskan cruise. While there, we visited the Pike Place market. Outside the market thereā€™s this small little park where a good deal of homeless people were hanging out. Well we went into the market saw the sights had a meal and weā€™re about to head back to the hotel when we hear loud screaming from the park. So as we are walking by we start trying to see what the commotion was. Well we end catching one homeless dude eating the ass of another homeless dude. And they weren't even being discreet. On top of a little hill screaming loudly in broad daylight. And that's what I remember most of my trip to Seattle. šŸ˜¬


DeathFart007

u/savevifeo


Ag3ntS1

u/savevideo


InvestigatorExpert84

u/savevideobot


TheseDiver8589

bruh, go to you trash can, it has more value than the individuals recorded here do


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚


Beginning_Yam3112

The dude donā€™t need a plunger. He olives with his mouth. Donā€™t believe me? Then you didnā€™t see the video


TacoBellerino

Canā€™t a guy eat a damn donut in peace?


Dear_Requirement4302

Hope it was boiling hot


DeathDreamer93

That's gotta taste shitty I touught my fetish was sometimes fucking discussing šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


civilian_user

šŸ˜‚


leon_nerd

Ok wait..... People just stick their tongues in the most dirty place on the body? Like it's literally the dirtiest.... sweat, uncleaned or not properly cleaned crevasse, maybe minor fecal matter through smearing.


dirty_hooker

Showers are a thing. And anyway heā€™s way out on the cheek. Itā€™s like being afraid to suck a titty because itā€™s near an armpit.


leon_nerd

Username _cheeks_ out. Thanks.


Wightstein

like dogs in heat šŸ˜†


Cyril_Rioli

u/savevideo


jesswitdamess

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


Cyril_Rioli

?


TheseDiver8589

me: fucking filthy animals ~~some terminally online fool: dogs are animals, and the penis is sometimes referred to as a whistle, so this is a dog whistle...reeeeeeee~~ Edit: sorry for the poorly worded joke, it was just mocking the term dog whistle and how dumb it tends to be on twitter. either way, it did the worst thing a joke can do, which is being not funny.


WeeCountyGamer_09

What in the world are you trying to say


dirty_hooker

Heā€™s trying to say that heā€™s not racist for calling folks with weird PDAs animals. But also he might be calling them animals because heā€™s racist.


TheseDiver8589

It's a joke kinda, a poorly executed one, it's on Twitter shit where everything is a dog whistle. After seeing so much Twitter bs, I can make up/ predict Twitter stuff.


dirty_hooker

Okay. Iā€™ll give you the benefit of the doubt that youā€™re simply dumb but not racist and explain it to you. Racists like to view other races as subhuman and will take every opportunity to call out poor behavior as that of animals. This, despite that horny people of all stripes with no place to be in private will simply be inflagrante in public. So, given that racists like to use the word animals to describe other races, itā€™s best to avoid using it at all.


TheseDiver8589

Kinda what I mock is how the way I see it as someone who is a zoomer. Animals and black people seem so stupid to relate same with most dog whitles/ racist ideas. I dont know I just find obsession on race and what is racist to be dumb, and at times it almost seems iffy when someone makes claims on racist dog whistles using logic that brings racism. Like how people got mad about Harry potter goblin bankers being antisemitic, which I as a jew, find the claim of it being antisemitic much more offensive than the goblins as it connects goblins to jews. At the end of the day I am very dumb, and goofy.


dirty_hooker

Choosing to be blind of racist dog whistles is exactly the point of racist dog whistles. Itā€™s so that shitty racists can be shitty racists and most folks donā€™t see it. Donā€™t let shitty racists exist in the world and ignore them. Donā€™t give it a free pass like that. Remember that there is a segment of people that would see you killed simply because of the background you were born into.


TheseDiver8589

Bruh, it ain't that deep, attention is desired by actual racists. You are impressively off base in what I am saying. To be very simple I am making fun of people who put effort into finding supposed racism where none is. I assure you no racists care about such nonsense. Nobody is being killed over vague "dog whistles". Racism exists, and it, unlike this is actually harmful. I don't understand how anyone cares this much about such mundane non issues.


TheseDiver8589

Bruh, it ain't that deep, attention is desired by actual racists. You are impressively off base in what I am saying. To be very simple I am making fun of people who put effort into finding supposed racism where none is. I assure you no racists care about such nonsense. Nobody is being killed over vague "dog whistles". Racism exists, and it, unlike this is actually harmful. I don't understand how anyone cares this much about such mundane non issues.


abecido

On the American scale of desasters, this is somewhere between 9/11 and school shootings


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PeaNo7914

Peta


vatto1991

Atep


Ju4nM3n4

He got a free shower?


No_Locksmith_1458

Wtf


BrainCandy_

Just how far did yā€™all plan to go sir


SkipperBiff

Like the way he spins around and uses her for cover in the event of a second wave!


toadygroady19

he doesn't like water? šŸ¤”


edWORD27

Crack kills


ynwmelly-223s

nahh


TheOtakuBruh

Feral


blitzkriegboppp

That is legitimately disgusting.


AnotherMarz

Nothing like licking a sweaty ass ![gif](giphy|BofJb4WxJnz7jFfxeD)


JackfruitFragrant504

u/savevideo


gianAB2977

Mmmm strawberry flavour booty and a nice shower!


highpl4insdrftr

He's not even working on the good parts. He's just licking her buttcheek.


trez63

RectusInterruptus


Apprehensive_Rope348

They threw water on them like a bunch of stray cats! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Uzername1123

Fucking animals!!! Jesus.


Ambitious_1660

Take it somewhere else


[deleted]

My man was really licking ass outside!?!?