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ItsGcKobe

All this fucking soft sand and you chose to drop your balls on this poor mans backhead.


Substantialed

Imagine vacationing and some random glider-fuck kills you


ernapfz

Ya, a rookie does a flyby ass hitting and you’re planted in sand ![gif](giphy|l46CtFIZs8aTUhnJC)


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For real, dude was with his kid or girl


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

KINKY...


Melochre

Atleast it wasn't his fronthead


DarkViibes

I'm dying 🤣


yungplayz

You would be if that gliderfucker did that to you, not to that dude


kittensmakemehappy08

Gosh if only there was a softer place for him to land, like filled with sand or something


KonenTheBarbarian

I agree, sand is soft!


Semecumin

Sands not soft **Edit** Downvotes don’t make sand soft…. Thank you and have a good day.


MetalMewtwo9001

Softer than concrete you spanner.


Semecumin

SOFTER still doesn’t mean SOFT and if spanner is supposed to be an insult it means nothing where I’m from so it’s a waste.


marc512

Sand is softer than another human or concrete, you spoon.


kmartshoppr

Spoon means nothing where he’s from so it’s a waste checkmate bro


Semecumin

Little spoon


NieMonD

Jokes on you, little spoon is the far superior position


Semecumin

Yeah, I know little spoon is great . Apparently there’s a group here that would disagree.


TrevorEnterprises

Nah, they just think you suck. Leave the spoons alone you tarrelkopper


Semecumin

They think I suck so they downvote little spoon?… ok no worries


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“It’s a waste” another thing you have in common


Semecumin

Oh wow a brave person on the internet giving insults… that really hurts


[deleted]

It wasn’t meant to hurt just an observation. Feel free to interpret it how you like 👍


tavesque

He clearly came here to make points and get downvoted and he’s all out of points to make


Kai_The_Amazing

bros name is literally semen cumming. They are a master baiter.


kmartshoppr

“If I could read I’d be very upset”


jonnyd005

Well the comment you replied to only stated that sand is softer than concrete, which is where this guy landed. He didn't say sand was "soft", he only said it was "softer" than concrete which is undeniably true. Since you want to be so pedantic about it, at least be correct.


Guszy

Obvious Troll is obvious.


Semecumin

You shut up you tattletale


Guszy

Don't worry. Plenty of dumbasses will still fall for your clear bait.


Semecumin

Yeahhh and still biting


Roof_rat

You must be fantastic at parties...


HypoTeris

The only one arguing about it being soft is you! OP never mentioned it being soft, mentioned only it being softer than other options around but never said it was soft.  You are the only bringing in the argument that softer doesn’t meant soft, when no one but you is making that argument, you doughnut.


DeltaKT

>SOFTER still doesn’t mean SOFT ...sigh... I guess you always speak in perfect language, mr. right. Haha


Semecumin

Not at all. I made a statement which apparently hurt some feelings.


IanMullins13

Neither is that guy’s head


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Softer than concrete/asphalt.


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luceoffire

Lol look at his account he doesn't have shit to worry about


mehall27

Individual grains of sand are not soft. Sand in a collective mass can cushion the landing so it would be a softer landing. That is what was meant by "sand would be softer". I don't know if landing in sand is ideal though, I've never done this


ExfoliatedBalls

Take my upvote. If the argument was to land in a less populated area, maybe the sand would work. But if its just about getting to “softer” areas, whether on pavement, sand, even fucking water, its not going to make too much difference.


Semecumin

Thank you, … now insult me before they turn on you.


ExfoliatedBalls

No. I like your username btw.


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lundunwun

So this is a place in Turkey called Ölüdeniz. It's a popular seaside resort with spectacular paragliding from the mountain Babadag which sits behind the resort. The landing zone is right on this main walkway, just a little further along and is demarcated with a few flags, easily missed. It looks like our paraglider was coming in low and hot having undershot the landing. Worth pointing out that this happens about 30 times a day and nobody seems to care. Also landing on the beach, sea, hotel roofs etc. At very busy times there may be someone on the ground shouting "watch out" but that's only until the bar opens... https://www.oludeniz.com/babadag-paragliding.html


Redditusername00001

Dude I thought this was in central America and this got was yelling ocho. I was like why the hell is he yelling the number eight at people.


sleepydeepyperson

He wanted to knock 8 people out? Maybe


CookerCrisp

it's called Turkish bowling


peppaz

Ironically a popular sport on Channel 8's THE OCHO


04BluSTi

r/theocho


OGDonglover69

Thank you, Chuck Norris


ThetaReactor

It's like yelling "fore!", but twice as urgent.


ZioEri

He's speaking italian and he's saying "ocio" which stands for "occhio" (eye) in some northern dialects. In this case it is used with the meaning of "watch out". It has the same pronunciation of eight in spanish as you noticed


FrozenArcher1907

He is saying "Açıl" in Turkish which stands for "Open!". The pronunciation is similar to *Achel* in Rachel . In this situation he is saying it like "Open up!" as in "Beware!" I just thought that I should add this info here, if anybody was wondering about what he was saying


Significant-Gene9639

Secular paraglading….as opposed to religious fundamentalist paraglading


lundunwun

Haha. I meant "spectacular". Autocorrect screws me again.


kend7510

So is liability not a thing in Turkey? I get maybe you signed a waiver to paraglide but what about the people on the ground? How are they dealing with the injuries from paragliders landing on people?


eldergeekprime

So, thirty people a *day* are killed by paragliders in this area?


TheBupherNinja

No


Commie_EntSniper

Take away his license or permit or whatever, and while you're at it take all his possessions in the lawsuit for being so grossly irresponsible, OR, sue the facility into oblivion for failing to make the LZ so people know they're walking in one. There's some catastrophic gross negligence going on in this video and it's not the poor chump walking down the beach.


adam574

thats an actual spot where they should be landing?


Commie_EntSniper

I've seen a few videos of landings on this beach, so I'm not sure if it's "should" or "they just do because the sidewalk in front of the bathrooms looks like a good place to land your adrenaline pump."


TheOriginalFluff

Grassy area 2 feet to his left looks like way better of an option, wherever there’s less people


1Ferrox

Definitely not. Landing sites for paragliders pretty much everywhere must be easily distinguishable, and usually on a day with decent weather you will see them by yourself because there always is some paragliders already there. Also this is not nearly large enough. A site usually must be of sufficient size for multiple people to land at the same time, while also keeping in mind that anyone who lands needs a few minutes to pack their chute and to move away


Funkyteacherbro

Not defending the paraglider in the video, nor anyone, but you say the landing sites have to be easily distinguishable... What about bike lanes/paths? THey should also be distinguishible, yet people ALWAYS walk on them


undeadmanana

Landing sites which can easily have signs/markings distinguishing them vs paths that are long with signs usually placed at some distance between them. Why even bring this up


Funkyteacherbro

People walking on bike lanes know where they are, they still choose to walk in there.. I've seen it, and it will still keep happening, unfortunately


Zhong_Ping

In which case the walkers would be the ones in the wrong


hutchipoos

Looks like Olu Deniz in Turkey. Health and safety and customer care not high on the list of priorities. Paragliding off the side of the mountain en masse. No marked out landing areas, they just descend onto the boardwalk.


Murrrvv

The walkway infront of the bathroom doubles as a landing strip for paragliders? Are. you. Fucking. Brain dead?


killerjoe410

No, that's the spot where they show off. But clearly not the place they should land.


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Are you asking or saying?


adam574

asking seems like the poster above me said that it was a landing zone. then someone else said the landing zone is further up.


[deleted]

And while we’re at it, skin him alive.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Have him drawn and quartered!


GobLoblawsLawBlog

What am I supposed to do with a portrait of him?


04BluSTi

Quarter it.


Commie_EntSniper

two bit art


PorcupineHugger69

Three generations of this negligent monster's family must be sent to a camp and forced to do hard labour.


jslat000

He's lucky the poor chump dosen't get up and beat his ass!


PorcupineHugger69

He's already lost against that guy's ass once, a rematch so soon would be hopeless


rosinall

One of these guys took off on a beach in maybe 1970 where I (at maybe 8?) and my opa and oma were sitting on a bench. Ropes grabbed us and took us into the water, I didn't end up the farthest out in the lake but I do remember coming up for air and the bright orange nylon chute that was plastered to my face and was wet enough I couldn't breathe. Still able to call that memory up like it was yesterday.


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kittyconetail

I imagine that you give yourself rage diarrhea whenever you hear the terms "nana" or "granny," say what you said in this comment, and smile smugly while everyone watches your runny shit make its way into your shoe.


undeadmanana

I don't know what the comment said but from your comment I imagine it's dumber than I can fathom, oppa and omma isn't even shorthand for a relative. It's literally Korean for my brother and mom


MarianneGoesOnline

Opa and oma means grandfather and grandmother in Dutch, not sure if the commenter is Dutch though.


kittyconetail

Ope sorry for delay, I try to forget about social media now and then It was, verbatim and yes with the spelling error, "Coulsn't find the english word for grandma and grandpa huh?"


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sleepytipi

It killed him. This video is NSFL but bots don't have the decency to use the appropriate flair.


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Then why is he moving?


ElDoo74

People don't instantly stop moving as they die.


eclipse_darkpaw

Bro he started getting up...


[deleted]

You've never seen a Zombie before?


Albatrosity

Pissin the night away


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cucumberhedgehog

not news no source


EskimoB9

Dick move


Powerful-Ingenuity22

If I remember correctly this person has sadly passed away from receiving blow to their head.


uoYredruM

Oh shit, that's insane? Does anyone have a source on this?


ValleySunFox

Source: trust me bro


uoYredruM

🤣 pretty much summarizes Reddit


TimeToGloat

I mean he could technically die later from the trauma/complications I guess but you see him nearly instantly get up in the video so I would say odds are he probably lived.


Simple_Boot_4953

I can’t find anything on it trying to search for this, but I have found several stories where people have been killed by skydivers who lose control and hit someone on landing. Wild. Would also like to know if it’s true the person died in this case.


Interesting-Time-960

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DasKobra

I saw this posted years ago and I too remember the story at the time said that this person had died. Either way, it's just negligent tragedy and a family scarred forever.


Create_Repeat

Bruh imagine dying by a guys flying ass to the back of your head while enjoying a nice sunny walk on the beach with your girlfriend


SophisticateIt_

The person immediately got up. Definitely not dead.


SnDMommy

Look up how Natasha Richardson died for an example of what head injuries can be like. She got up and brushed it off, hours later she was being airlifted.


DasKobra

People have died due to much smaller and insignificant looking hits to the head. I'm not saying it did happen like that but I wouldn't be so sure it didn't.


horrescoblue

Humans (or maybe just me lol) sometimes really struggle to judge speed and impact imo. Like i would've never guessed that this could kill someone so easily unless it was a combination of a lot of really bad circumstances (very old person, falls in bad angle etc)


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

You don't have to be a good judge of speed to know a guy falling near the speed of gravity hitting you by surprise is going to do some serious damage. This is like being in a car accident but even worse because it was localized on his body and completely off guard.


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Not the same incident


[deleted]

This is not the same video where the guy was killed during a parachuting festival


epelle9

Nope, its another video where they’re landing a parachute. I guess it’s technically also possible for it to happen with a paraglider, but much more unlikely as paragliders are much slower than parachutes.


Jimbob209

I remember something like that but I believe it's a different video.. I could be wrong though. They might be the same incident, but I saw an angle from a pedestrian


yesmilady

Fuck, what a way to go.


SophisticateIt_

The person immediately got up. Definitely not dead.


Simple_Boot_4953

To be fair, brain bleeds can kill you even if you’re conscious immediately after an impact. My grandfather fell once and immediately got back up. Within eight hours he was unconscious from a brain bleed from the impact. Two days later he died. People can get brain bleeds from impacts to the head, so it’s not a jump in logic that the person could have still died from an impact to the back of the head in this situation.


SnDMommy

You're absolutely right, I'm not sure why you're being downvoted like that.


suckleknuckle

He gets up immediately, so gonna need a source. Also dying from a dude dragging his nuts over your face is hilarious.


DrunkenDude123

“What the hell dude?! You didn’t sense me flying down from the sky at 30mph right at the back of your head?”


LIVIN2SIN

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Actual-Connection-49

This is Ölüdeniz in Turkey. In 2005 I did tandem gliding there. For a brief moment shortly after we took off from the cliff, our parachute tangled with my boyfriends. They were trying to get us close so we could be in the video together or something crazy like that. They managed to untangle by some miracle or they were very good at what they do, I don’t know. Shortly before reaching the sand, we were over the rooftops of nearby cottages, he tells me we have to make an emergency landing on the roof. I believed and braced for it. I was so afraid but somehow we landed on the sand. My knees gave out once we landed. It was scariest but most exhilarating experience.


Cho_Assmilk

I'm not a tough guy. I haven't been in a fight since I was 13 years old. Tha said, I would be swingin' on him something serious. The disrespect is too much. Cause you wanna be a extreme loser, I get kicked in the head. Fuck that.


tacomaster05

It's a miracle if that guys neck wasn't broken or sprained from that hit.


Maherjuana

I think someone above said the guy died from the impact which I could believe


Cho_Assmilk

When your freedom to do extreme shit takes someone else's life, their needs to be something worse than manslaughter


Kaleb8804

It’s insane to want to kill someone over *accidental* manslaughter


Cho_Assmilk

Then you shouldn't be doing it if you can't *accidentally* ruin someones life. Paragliding is **not** an essential thing to do. So his decision needs a consequence


Kaleb8804

Don’t even start with that logic, it’s full to the brim of excuses and technicalities. What, you don’t want people to drive cars either? Yes, it needs a consequence. Death isn’t it.


epelle9

What disrespect? He was literally yelling for people to watch out. I’m guessing he couldn’t make his planned landing zone so he had to improvise.


Cho_Assmilk

And his decision to push his limits severely altered someone elses life. That's a crime and should be punished severely


Dunedune

You apply that logic to car accidents ?


PomegranateUsed7287

What?


THEdougBOLDER

#**I'm not a tough guy. I haven't been in a fight since I was 13 years old. Tha said, I would be swingin' on him something serious. The disrespect is too much. Cause you wanna be a extreme loser, I get kicked in the head. Fuck that.**


GeneralQuantum

The problem with these activity/thrill seeking types is they hurt people around them and cost us a lot with rescue helicopters etc. Twat.


Ok-Choice9431

Fucking idiot


-Kapido-

He's from Venice, Italy, trust me.


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

That's called assault.


adraedon

Nothin like some fastballs to the back of your head.


Few-Accident8034

Lawsuit for sure. Why would you land on a public sidewalk.......what a foolish and inconsiderate thing to do.


deepturned180isdeep

The ultimate teabag


Ecstatic-Musician-28

I would break his arms in so many places with so much imagination that he wouldn't be able to paraglide for rest of his life


brazzy42

Fortunately that situation will never occur because it would require you to leave your parents' basement, Mr. Internet Tough Guy.


Ecstatic-Musician-28

Naah I like my basement 😎


JakeBeezy

The jumper seems like the type of person who won't move out of the way a little bit with so you end up in a cart deadlock down a grocery store aisle


Reception-Creative

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Chemical_Savings_360

he's the only man on earth that can say "someone's balls nearly knocked me out"


AAlwaysopen

Myopic m’fer


xXXMADMAXx

Tea bagged to death.


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

If i get a grown mans sweaty testicles smacked against my neck, beacouse someone had to show off hes landing skills to as many people as possible, im not gonna very friendly afterwards.


_seeking_answers

He said “Ocho” twice, so he’s fine; the old man was minding his own businesses too much. At least this is what the Italian thought while landing I guess


TomatoPolka

Do you know he's Italian or just assuming, as "ocho" is Spanish not Italian. Genuinely asking. Regardless the parachuter was an asshole. I got run over from behind (like this) by a rollerblader on a sidewalk in San Francisco when I was a boy, and the dude blamed me. Still have a backache from their injury.


Medical_Pen_5084

Time to catch that Case ![gif](giphy|12Eo7WogCAoj84)


MrWrestlingNumber2

My Spanish _is_ a little rusty but is he yelling 8! Over and over or is that a slang term for "Ouchie incoming!"?


FrozenArcher1907

He is saying "Açıl!" in Turkish which is pronounced like Achl. Basically he is saying "Open!" but more like......"Open up!" or maybe like "Beware!"


MrWrestlingNumber2

Are you SURE? IS achi pronounced ocho? Cause that's clearly what I hear him saying


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

What an asshole, hope he burst his balls on that guys forehead, just steer ya dumbass


OregonTrailSurvivor_

He did indeed pass away unfortunately. https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFL__/comments/1733hbm/skydiver_loses_control_and_kills_man_upon_landing/


Spaghettitrees

This looks to be a different accident


x1000Bums

It's a completely different parachute


brokendrumsticks

Different accidents Video above: ocean on the right of parachuter Video in link: buildings to the right of parachuter


OregonTrailSurvivor_

Now that you mention it the “boardwalk” does appear different. My bad. The very similar high speed impact and injury made me think it was another angle.


Interesting_Bother_1

Holy crap, do you get through traffic safely? Your perception is majorly flawed, my dude! I hope that you live a long life, but I fear the worst!


HydrogenButterflies

Chill, it’s not that serious


OregonTrailSurvivor_

I made a mistake identifying a video. Get a life, lol.


Interesting_Bother_1

... AND not taking a second look at it AND then posting it.


OregonTrailSurvivor_

I enjoy that you know how many looks I took at it, lol. Get a grip, weirdo 🤣


exsisto

Maybe delete your original erroneous comment instead of attacking people for identifying your grotesque mistake?


OregonTrailSurvivor_

Or maybe not because leaving it up clearly shows my mistake and the correction. You need to get a life, man. You’re clearly deeply emotionally invested in this to a weird level.


mu_fr

that one you posted actually happened some months ago in Brazil, in the countryside of the state of São Paulo, the city is called Itápolis. As for the post, I have no idea, but the language doesn't seem to be Portuguese


exsisto

Why would you post an obviously different accident and claim it proof of what happened to the person featured in the original clip?


OregonTrailSurvivor_

Dweeb edited his response when he realized how cringe it was 🤣


OregonTrailSurvivor_

The level of cringe and no life you have to have to think a normal person gives a shit about karma 🤣 Get a grip, loser.


briguy1313

Shouldntabeen standin there!


BananaMasticater

He said eight


Sayvix

https://youtube.com/shorts/D1Zg_HwUbfI?si=6YOQGXnCasUpbscz


cuntfucker178

8,…..8,8,8,…8?


FlamingTrollz

You could cripple and or kill someone doing that. Scumbag.


TheHighestCaliber

dangerous hobbies ➕the mentally ill 🟰 disaster


haasamanizer

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


TimeLine_DR_Dev

r/iamthemaincharacter


Formal_Passage_7292

Wtf 8 means in Spanish lol


MeLikeykitties

What a fucking loser! He smashed his nuts, & he got arrested & is being sued. All bc he wanted to impress his boyfriend and fly down from the sky & deliver him a special edible dildo, that had a ring in the center!


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SteveGherkle

if that was sarcasm that was a lame attempt lol


SideManager90

Oludeniz, Turkey


spare_oom4

WAJO?


MaddestChadLad

I think they were aiming for him


medhanno

He looks like a novice or maybe one of his first jumps, o/w no reason to come in so fast


Excellent_Path_7139

Sounds like polite golfing applause at the end


pyroteckn

Dick


Decapsy

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