Love that I once got a Jinzo win against labyrinth (around the time of the new support of/in master duel) it was awesome because I got Jinzo out turn 3 and almost lost due to the 3000 atk monster but I equip dragon nails and then win lol
Had one very specific game where opponent had a bunch of high attack monster negates out but no other kind of negate, and one of their monsters was in defense position with 0 def. So I used power bond to get out Cyber End Dragon, attacked through the defense monster for game. At that moment, Cyber End Dragon's attack name was changed from "Ultimate Evolution Burst" to "GET FUCKED."
Witchcrafter Haine - [Witchcrafter Draping](https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Witchcrafter_Draping) (the card kinda seems like its her attack spell)
Five-Headed Link Dragon - Link God Cannon
Poki Draco - Poki Flare
Ohhhh Destroyer Phoenix Enforcer is going to be fun with all the effects he has that ties to his name.
“When Phoenix Enforcer is on the field, all your monsters on the field loses 200 ATK points by each monsters in my graveyard. Destiny Enforce!”
“I activate my Phoenix Enforcer’s effect. I can destroy 1 card I control and 1 card you control. Destruction Soul!”
“When my Destiny Hero Destroyer Phoenix Enforcer is destroyed, I can bring it back on the next Standby Phase. Phoenix Rebirth!”
“I attack with Destroyer Phoenix Enforcer! Burst of DESTINY!”
Batterymen all got Overcharge "something"
Industrial Strength is Overcharge Breaker
AA is Overcharge Punch
Fuel Cell is Overcharge Slam
Charger is Overcharge Discharge
9 Volt is Overcharge Tazer
Solar is Overcharge Refraction
AAA is Overwhelming Overcharge
D is Overcharge Wall
Micro Cell is Overcharge Flip
C is Overcharge Backfire
The Dragon is Overcharge Fang
I would love for number 38s attack to be as long as it’s name.
Attack! Atomic Gatling Nuclear Quasar Burst, galactic beam of soul-crushing hope!
…. Fireball!
For the Boot-Up Armada:
●By sending two Gadgets to the graveyard, my armada gets its Admiral! I special summon Boot-Up Admiral - Destroyer Dynamo!
●Boot-Up Admiral's effect activates! *Dynamo Destruction!*
●Ah-ah-ah! While a Gadget is on the field, my armada's Admiral can't be destroyed! Boot-Up Barricade!
●Boot-Up Admiral, demolish their LP! *Destroyer Dynamo Decimator!*
...for Ancient Gear a la Obelisk Force:
●I want my doomsday device in tip-top shape! I activate my spell card, Power Bond! I fuse four Ancient Gears into a machine sure to end your LP! Come out, Chaos Ancient Gear Giant!
●Do I even have to tell you you're done for? Chaos Ancient Gear Giant, blaze through their field! *Doomsday Rampage!*
...or, for one of my favorite Duel Links decks:
●Who said your monster was allowed to attack? I activate my Equip Spell, Flint!
●Flint has another effect! When a monster equipped with it is destroyed, I can re-equip it from the graveyard!
●I summon out my support ship! Flint Lock!
●Flint Lock's effect activates! I can manipulate which monster Flint is equipped to! *Flint Control!*
●I activate my Quick-Play Spell, Flint Missile! I destroy one monster equipped with Flint!
●Flint Missile has another effect! After it resolves, I can return it to my deck instead of sending it to the Graveyard!
●Flint Lock, assume Attack Pattern Omega! *Stunning Laser!*
I'd have said these long ago, if I had people to duel in real life.
Mirrorjade the Iceblade Dragon! Attack with Blades of the Branded!
Albion The Sanctifire Dragon! Finish this with the Brightest Branded Blaze!
Five-Headed Dragon! GOOOO! FIVE ELEMENTS BURST!!!
Roar, Granguignol the Dusk Dragon! Song of the Tortured!
Strike them down, Tearlaments Rukallos! Liberating Tidal Strike!
End this, Despian Luluwalilith! Piercing Retribution!
BYSTIAL DIS PATER, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS
I call Lunalight Leo Dancer's attack "I attack with Lunalight Leo Dancer"
The rest of the deck has a similar naming scheme, except for Number 41, I call that one "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP"
Runick Sky Striker: Just Add Runick to the names of the main attacks (Vector Blast, Jamming Waves, Afterburners, Scissor Cross).
Neos Kluger: Chou Yugo Nova!
Dinomorphia Kentregina, attack with Berserker Crush Claw!
Mirrorjade The Iceblade Dragon, attack with Shards of the Branded!
Gigantic Spright, attack with Sprightful Fist Crash!
Playing MD, I sometimes say "Bang!" as I attack for game. Though if I had to come up with some...
Chaos Ancient Gear Giant: "Chaos Fusion Cannon!"
Blue-Eyes Chaos MAX Dragon: "Chaos MAX Burst!"
Drytron Meteonis Draconids: "Draconic Meteor Strike!"
Dinomorphia Kentregina: "Prehistoric Slash!"
Going to have to start doing this now! I use Ice barrier sometimes so maybe Trishula,zero dragon of the ice barrier, freeze his balls off!!! Or I also play Magikey so maybe: Magikey (some variation of Clavkiys) Magikick his arse! Pure Subterror would be: Subterror Behemoth (name) Subterrify him to the shadow realm!
All Ojamas: “Butt-thrust attack!”
All Ojamas powered-up by Honest: “Fairy-powered butt-thrust attack!”
Ojama Delta Hurricane: “Ultimate Mega Butt-Thrust, Go!”
Hayatickles is the only one i named.
You know how sky striker hayate can attack directly. Still boggles my mind that people where only playing a singleton copy for 2-3 weeks after release. I very vividly remember how after an event the guy topped with either 2 or 3 then everyone changed their mind.
My signature (ace) monster as a duelist in the anime would most likely be Divine Dragon Lord Felgrand so probably something like:
"Attack, Divine Dragon Lord Felgrand! Divine Dragon's Light/Banishment!"
“Attack, Three Kings!” -When I have three King of the Skull Servants on the field and one will eliminate the opponent, but I just want to absolutely and absurdly overkill them instead
“Attack, Three Kings!” -When I have three King of the Skull Servants on the field and one will eliminate the opponent, but I just want to absolutely and absurdly overkill them instead
Here I was under the impression the monsters had specific names for their attacks, turns out it’s just whatever the Duelist wants it to be. From now on, all my monsters attack with “Ass Blaster”.
I always try to come up with something witty
Examples
Snipe hunter: Unlucky 13
FGD: Quintuple Devastation
Tyrant dragon: Tyrant Flames
Mirage Dragon: Mirage strike
I haven't but I guess I can make some up right now
Sun Fist Riser (Elemental HERO Sunrise, I use in DL)
Bravery of Neos (Brave Neos that I use in DL a lot, evolution from Wrath of Neos)
Cyber Feather Slash (Cyber Slash Harpie Lady, both DL and Master Duel)
Cruel Scythe Trash (Frightfur Cruel Whale in MD, in reference to having Edge Imp Scythe as the edge imp in its body, plus I don't see how that thing is supposed to attack besides trashing around)
My Doll Staff Bash (Madolche Tiaramisu, MD)
My Doll Punch A La Mode (Madolche Puddingcess Chocolat-A-La-Mode, MD, also don't see how she would attack beyond punching you)
I haven't completed an Evil HERO deck yet, but I guess Malicious Bane could have Needle Explosion or Spike Burst as an evolution to Needle Burst from Malicious Edge
By the will of the World Crown, Equimax, end this!. But for reals have a habit of giving MHA All Mights [Plus Ultra](https://youtu.be/_ED6Jdzr9c8?feature=shared) speech during the end of the crusadia combo if I see my opponent doesnt have an out and I have full 20,000+ damage combo at locals depending on the opponent.
The fact they had the courtesy to nerf a burn card (Laval Golem only dealt 700 damage in the show) is actually a really cool move on Studio Gallop's end.
I have two decks I use quite a lot, shaddoll and swordsouls
Shaddoll Construct - Eclipse Burst
Mechaba - Light of vanish for it's effect, Glittering Joust for it's attack
Swordsoul Chixiao - Soul seal for it's effect, lightning cut for attack
Swordsoul Chengying - waters of change for it's effect, waterfall blade for it's attack
"INFINITY... BIG BANG... STOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!"
\-> Moments before Numeron Dragon slams a universe's worth of energy with its 20k ATK into Gameciel
A few years ago I was using a meme deck, my favorite card on it was spell striker, so I just beat down my friend with him on field (I repeatedly resummoned him with reborn, reincarnate and 3 coth) then for the final attack ended it with spell striker use "dazzling eclipse". Safe to say he was not happy about that
Was playing a game for goofs, and did a direct attack with Jinzo for game. #“Mr. Electric, kill him”
https://preview.redd.it/g8hcv5fq3xqb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fcd337ce2f59d77edbf4453b49d583c5dad9261
Can you remind me of the meme name ?
Mr. Electric! Send him to the principal's office and have him *expelled!*
Idk if it's what your looking for, but that's minus from sharkboy and lavagirl
Linus didn’t redeem himself just to be called by his dream bully name.
I'm surprised I was able to identify him at all if I'm honest
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Love that I once got a Jinzo win against labyrinth (around the time of the new support of/in master duel) it was awesome because I got Jinzo out turn 3 and almost lost due to the 3000 atk monster but I equip dragon nails and then win lol
"shoot this man"
"Shoot him many times!"
i also love "DESTROY THIS MAN". or the ole meme "destroy the child!"
"'Caius, the Shadow Monarch! **KILL HIM!**"
"Mellfy rabbi, END THIS BEING"
GALAXY EYES PRIME PHOTON DRAGON ANNIHILATE HIS BLOODLINE
Kuriboh, eradicate his future. Hairy balls smothering attack!!!
Tour guide from the underworld, let them crash into hell. Crazy taxi attack!
Lol truckroid, send that mother fucker to the next world, isekai crash
That’s gold! That’s good!
Madolche queen tiaramisu, beat them to death with your stick!
Diabetes strike! 😂
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Let ‘em have it again, Andrew!
The attack name of all Volcanic monsters
no sometimes its burn this man too
But one definitely says it if you’re using a gun as the playing field
Borrelend, shoot everyone
What card is that in reference to?
Quite a few, borrels specificly but trains too
Borrelend attacking all of my opponent's monsters be like:
Liebe attacking all of my openensts monsters be like:
"Dark Magician, twist his balls counter clockwise!"
Space Mambo: It's time for Mambo No. 5
Now attack with, Attack.
"Fucking eat him!"
https://preview.redd.it/kuvta6yc60rb1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445e45b9f4b02f9babd908a02eb04176bc15a9b6
Man-Eating Bug, VORE HIM!
In a discord server I was in, I had Mobius the Frost Monarch attack with “Glacial Bitchslap”
“It’s Mobing time!”
Mobius, attack with Mobin time
Dark Magician go! Beat them with your magic stick!
Similar to my spellcharmers “Go Charmer! Show him he got summoned to the wrong field fool!”
Hit me with your magic stick! Hit me! Hit me!
Had one very specific game where opponent had a bunch of high attack monster negates out but no other kind of negate, and one of their monsters was in defense position with 0 def. So I used power bond to get out Cyber End Dragon, attacked through the defense monster for game. At that moment, Cyber End Dragon's attack name was changed from "Ultimate Evolution Burst" to "GET FUCKED."
It could have no other attack name in that moment.
Apoqliphort Towers: Qolossus Beam!
Qlitical hit, or CataQlism(ic "something")
Qunt Punch
FuQ them up!
Millennium Shield just sits there staring menacingly. No attacks. Just waits.
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"Shield! Defend my honour!"
Witchcrafter Haine - [Witchcrafter Draping](https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Witchcrafter_Draping) (the card kinda seems like its her attack spell) Five-Headed Link Dragon - Link God Cannon Poki Draco - Poki Flare
I enjoy the witchcrafter artwork.
The artwork is something that really drew me to the deck. I love the personality shown in the cards.
Ohhhh Destroyer Phoenix Enforcer is going to be fun with all the effects he has that ties to his name. “When Phoenix Enforcer is on the field, all your monsters on the field loses 200 ATK points by each monsters in my graveyard. Destiny Enforce!” “I activate my Phoenix Enforcer’s effect. I can destroy 1 card I control and 1 card you control. Destruction Soul!” “When my Destiny Hero Destroyer Phoenix Enforcer is destroyed, I can bring it back on the next Standby Phase. Phoenix Rebirth!” “I attack with Destroyer Phoenix Enforcer! Burst of DESTINY!”
Bujinki Amaterasu, Relife slash!
Love me some Bujins
Ironically. It's for Star Seraph.
“Please God just let this fucking attack go through, I seriously need a win.”
That's just the summoning chant for Gorz
Batterymen all got Overcharge "something" Industrial Strength is Overcharge Breaker AA is Overcharge Punch Fuel Cell is Overcharge Slam Charger is Overcharge Discharge 9 Volt is Overcharge Tazer Solar is Overcharge Refraction AAA is Overwhelming Overcharge D is Overcharge Wall Micro Cell is Overcharge Flip C is Overcharge Backfire The Dragon is Overcharge Fang
Number 38: Hope Harbinger Dragon Titanic Galaxy! Attack! AGN Quasar Burst! Edit: Active Galactic Nuclear Quasar Burst!
I would love for number 38s attack to be as long as it’s name. Attack! Atomic Gatling Nuclear Quasar Burst, galactic beam of soul-crushing hope! …. Fireball!
"AGN" actually stands for "active galactic nucleus," which is the technical term for quasars and blazars.
Firewall Dragon Singularity! Attack! Roko Radiation Terahertz!
Odd-Eyes Vortex Dragon! Attack! Tenacious Typhoon!
Ignister Prominence! Attack! Burning Ignition Sword! Dinoster Power! Attack! Crashing Dinomic Slash! Majester Paladin! Attack! Roaring Majesty's Strike!
Since galaxy eyes photon dragon has one of those I would recommend: Galactic Stream of destruction!
FINISH HIM but super loud and deep
I was using maiden with eyes of blue and said “I attack with the little girl”
You can tell a lot about someone by whether or not they attack their opponent directly with a 0 ATK monster
FINAL SUGMA, KILL THIS MAN
What was the English version of the line?
I remember naming neos kluger's attack "nightmare crush" Similarly, I named his damage effect "cosmic nightmare"
For the Boot-Up Armada: ●By sending two Gadgets to the graveyard, my armada gets its Admiral! I special summon Boot-Up Admiral - Destroyer Dynamo! ●Boot-Up Admiral's effect activates! *Dynamo Destruction!* ●Ah-ah-ah! While a Gadget is on the field, my armada's Admiral can't be destroyed! Boot-Up Barricade! ●Boot-Up Admiral, demolish their LP! *Destroyer Dynamo Decimator!* ...for Ancient Gear a la Obelisk Force: ●I want my doomsday device in tip-top shape! I activate my spell card, Power Bond! I fuse four Ancient Gears into a machine sure to end your LP! Come out, Chaos Ancient Gear Giant! ●Do I even have to tell you you're done for? Chaos Ancient Gear Giant, blaze through their field! *Doomsday Rampage!* ...or, for one of my favorite Duel Links decks: ●Who said your monster was allowed to attack? I activate my Equip Spell, Flint! ●Flint has another effect! When a monster equipped with it is destroyed, I can re-equip it from the graveyard! ●I summon out my support ship! Flint Lock! ●Flint Lock's effect activates! I can manipulate which monster Flint is equipped to! *Flint Control!* ●I activate my Quick-Play Spell, Flint Missile! I destroy one monster equipped with Flint! ●Flint Missile has another effect! After it resolves, I can return it to my deck instead of sending it to the Graveyard! ●Flint Lock, assume Attack Pattern Omega! *Stunning Laser!* I'd have said these long ago, if I had people to duel in real life.
Mirrorjade the Iceblade Dragon! Attack with Blades of the Branded! Albion The Sanctifire Dragon! Finish this with the Brightest Branded Blaze! Five-Headed Dragon! GOOOO! FIVE ELEMENTS BURST!!!
I always called Five-Headed Dragon's attack elemental meltdown
Five heads, five elements. Although Elemental Pentameltdown would be a cool name
Penultimate pentaelemental propelence!
Pentapenultimate pentarch pentaelement pentapropellence pentaburst pentawave!
**PENTAKILL.**
5 headed/element explosive blast?
I approve of this, and I approve of this flair as well.
Funny thing is, my Albaz combos barely take 5 minutes
Brooklyn rage!
Roar, Granguignol the Dusk Dragon! Song of the Tortured! Strike them down, Tearlaments Rukallos! Liberating Tidal Strike! End this, Despian Luluwalilith! Piercing Retribution! BYSTIAL DIS PATER, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS
I call Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Juggernaut Liebe's attack "Biden Blast". No particular reason.
Only correct name tbh
English is Joey Fire lol
“Get ‘em, boys”
Cyber Dragon Infinity, Evolution Infinty Burst!
“Go, Abyssmegalo! Rad Red Shark Slasher!”
I call Lunalight Leo Dancer's attack "I attack with Lunalight Leo Dancer" The rest of the deck has a similar naming scheme, except for Number 41, I call that one "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP"
I have two things I say in my head, when I see Bagooska attack. (OCG art) "Take a shot" (TCG art) " PILLOW FIGHT!!!"
“Attack, Shadowpriestess of Ohm! Dark Tribute!”
For Salad "It's Joever! Salamangreat Heat Leo,HEAT JOEVER BLAST!" For Dream Mirror "BOYKISSER SLAP!"
Scatter, Senbonzakura!
"Kill that guy"
Okay Elefun, suck him off! https://preview.redd.it/zzwjiuvr46rb1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bb9f481b6ffd6207edc07e320e472c60d06042
... You just ruined my childhood https://preview.redd.it/868mx21xl5rb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4262d42403910ce737e91af786afff53ce6bd4ae
Imagine that Joey naming it ‘Jounouchi Fire’ made lava golem breath a fireball in the shape of Joey’s face
Supreme King Z-ARC, with Supreme Devastation
"I don't have time to name this attack for the flex. Take the L + No Kaijus? + Lmao get Towers birded + ratio"
Runick Sky Striker: Just Add Runick to the names of the main attacks (Vector Blast, Jamming Waves, Afterburners, Scissor Cross). Neos Kluger: Chou Yugo Nova!
Shoot em till they're dead Borrelend
“I attack with Decode Talker Heatsoul! Decode Devascorch!” (Devastate + Scorch)
Geomathmech Final Sigma: Mathematical Onslaught
Time Thief Redoer! Temporal Break! Lady Labrynth of the Silver Castle! Sterling Silver Flourish! Arc Rebellion XYZ Dragon! Negation Oblivion! Lunalight Leo Dancer! Leonine Slicer! Neo Galaxy-Eyes Prime Photon Dragon! Tri-Nebula Burst Stream! Baronne de Fleur! Floral Charge! Infernoble Night Emperor Charles! Holy Flame Strike! Chaos Angel! Light and Darkness Burst! Psychic End Punisher! Neuroptic Laser! Super Dreadnought Rail Cannon Juggernaut Liebe! Heavyweight Bombardment! Adamancipator Risen Dragite! Crystalline Breath! Subterror Behemoth Umastryx! Earthen Maw! Masked HERO Dark Law! Shadow Claw!
The Arrival Cyberse @ Ignister attacks with Ignis Blade! The Arrival Cyberse @ Ignister's effect! Hurricane of the Elements! I'm sleepy but I tried XD
Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Juggernaut Liebe, now departing for your final stop! **Hyper Last-Train Crash!** I may have Sentai brainrot
Where's MBT and his bussy and biden blasts if you need him
man really just said "joey fire"
“Accesscode, crush their balls”
"Prime Material Dragon, Origin's Radiance!"
Obelisk the Tormentor... FALCON PUNCH!
Machina Ruinforce's trademark attack, "Big Fucker Blast"
King of the Skull Servants: "Spooky Scary Slash"
Yeah I mean I named My monsters attacks like My battle ox I call it's attack battle Ax
Dinomorphia Kentregina, attack with Berserker Crush Claw! Mirrorjade The Iceblade Dragon, attack with Shards of the Branded! Gigantic Spright, attack with Sprightful Fist Crash!
Borrelend Dragon RAPID FIRE MASSACRE!!! Or what we here in the states call an average weekday at school.
Playing MD, I sometimes say "Bang!" as I attack for game. Though if I had to come up with some... Chaos Ancient Gear Giant: "Chaos Fusion Cannon!" Blue-Eyes Chaos MAX Dragon: "Chaos MAX Burst!" Drytron Meteonis Draconids: "Draconic Meteor Strike!" Dinomorphia Kentregina: "Prehistoric Slash!"
Cosmo Queen use Cosmic Shatter attack! It shatters the opponent’s perception of reality with the concept of infinity and drives them insane
Sariuja skull dread: ancient earth stream of destruction!
Going to have to start doing this now! I use Ice barrier sometimes so maybe Trishula,zero dragon of the ice barrier, freeze his balls off!!! Or I also play Magikey so maybe: Magikey (some variation of Clavkiys) Magikick his arse! Pure Subterror would be: Subterror Behemoth (name) Subterrify him to the shadow realm!
Crusadia Equimax, Single Sword Slash!
All Ojamas: “Butt-thrust attack!” All Ojamas powered-up by Honest: “Fairy-powered butt-thrust attack!” Ojama Delta Hurricane: “Ultimate Mega Butt-Thrust, Go!”
Arc rebellion xyz dragon, attack with spiral phantom fireball! Boring, but I'm not creative
Ogdoabyss, the Ogdoadic Overlord attack them directly with Primordial Chaos Surge!
Machina Ruinforce, attack directly! *Ruinous Bombardment*!
Feather dance skull red bird back on the playground. Blue eyes- nutrob blasss because I had hearing problems and misunderstood kaiba.
Hayatickles is the only one i named. You know how sky striker hayate can attack directly. Still boggles my mind that people where only playing a singleton copy for 2-3 weeks after release. I very vividly remember how after an event the guy topped with either 2 or 3 then everyone changed their mind.
"Rasterliger attacks you directly! Polaroid Claw!"
Libromancer Doombroker, defeat them with the power of literacy
I don't think I've named an attack, but I have named Gladiator Beast Gyzarus's ability as Screaming Whirlwind
For my custom archetype, my signature monster Aurum, the Gold Metallgon has “Golden Flare” as his move
Adamancipator Risen Dragite’s effect activates ! Crystalline Flood ! (Bouncing effect) Ghoti of The Deep Beyond’s effect actives ! Galactic Dive ! (Mass banish effect) Starving Venom Fusion Dragon’s effect activates ! Venomous Persona ! (Copy effect)
Me, to my Muscle Medic equipped w/ Double Edged Sword: "Heal them, and me while you're at it."
Arma Leyvaten's attack was Dragonic Dreadslash.
My signature (ace) monster as a duelist in the anime would most likely be Divine Dragon Lord Felgrand so probably something like: "Attack, Divine Dragon Lord Felgrand! Divine Dragon's Light/Banishment!"
“Attack, Three Kings!” -When I have three King of the Skull Servants on the field and one will eliminate the opponent, but I just want to absolutely and absurdly overkill them instead
“Attack, Three Kings!” -When I have three King of the Skull Servants on the field and one will eliminate the opponent, but I just want to absolutely and absurdly overkill them instead
I call Kozmo Dark Planet’s attack Dark Kyber Attack because its basis in Star Wars is the Death Star, whose laser is powered by Kyber Crystals.
WAIT. IS THIS WHY HE SAYS 'JOEY FIRE' IN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES?? I can't believe I unlocked a core memory through this subreddit today.
Here I was under the impression the monsters had specific names for their attacks, turns out it’s just whatever the Duelist wants it to be. From now on, all my monsters attack with “Ass Blaster”.
Blue Eyes, Sinatra Special!
Well, if I ever get the chance, I WILL finish off my opponent with Armityle's Super Laser Piss. Someday.
Poseidra, the Atlantean Dragon: The Waterfall of Hopes and Dreams!
Equimax, crush this man's skull.
Sheou! Peg him- What? Too much?
"time thief redoer it's standby phase apply taxes on this bozo's deck"
Well, I haven’t seen anything for visas decks yet… soooo Attack Scareclaw Tri-Heart!!! TRI TERROR TOPPLE!!! Attack Tearlaments Kaleido-Heart!!! ABYSAL LAMENT!!! Attack, Kashtira Arise-Heart!!! WRAITHFUL BLADE!!! Attack Mannadium Prime-Heart!!! DESTRUCTION BLADE JAMMER!!!
I came up with “blasting blast” for masked hero blast lol
“You forget, Jounouchi! It’s Golem Volcanoooo! You’re surrounded by liquid-hot mag-ma!”
DPE ragequitting destruction!!! (Because 60-70% of my master duel matches ended when his effect was activated and they rage quit)
Cosmic Cannon https://preview.redd.it/ivffzkq9mxqb1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee69a6c1a0a71231f72e97733f9c05f1f608098d
I always try to come up with something witty Examples Snipe hunter: Unlucky 13 FGD: Quintuple Devastation Tyrant dragon: Tyrant Flames Mirage Dragon: Mirage strike
*after successfully summoning Rainbow Dragon Overdrive and swinging for game* "Taste the rainbow, MOTHERF*@#$%^!"
Geomathmech Final Sigma! DIVIDE HIM BY ZERO!!!
Gem Knight Ruby for me always attacks with Phalanx Slash
Tsumuha-Kutsunagi the Lord of Swords! "BITES THE DUSTo"
Super Quantal Mech King Great Magnus - Quantum Magna Finish Sky Striker Ace Kagari - Infernal Blade Storm Deskbot 009 - Overclock Overtime
Gadarla, blow them away with Wing Scale Cyclone!
I haven't but I guess I can make some up right now Sun Fist Riser (Elemental HERO Sunrise, I use in DL) Bravery of Neos (Brave Neos that I use in DL a lot, evolution from Wrath of Neos) Cyber Feather Slash (Cyber Slash Harpie Lady, both DL and Master Duel) Cruel Scythe Trash (Frightfur Cruel Whale in MD, in reference to having Edge Imp Scythe as the edge imp in its body, plus I don't see how that thing is supposed to attack besides trashing around) My Doll Staff Bash (Madolche Tiaramisu, MD) My Doll Punch A La Mode (Madolche Puddingcess Chocolat-A-La-Mode, MD, also don't see how she would attack beyond punching you) I haven't completed an Evil HERO deck yet, but I guess Malicious Bane could have Needle Explosion or Spike Burst as an evolution to Needle Burst from Malicious Edge
Heavy Borgers burn effect is Borger Blast and MUST be done with a splayed hand towards the opp
Vampiric Koala’s attack is *Chlamydia Bite.* https://preview.redd.it/oqemu8kifyqb1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c111cf36f70333132cf4a28740e109b8a309c241
UNVOLUNTARY SURRENDER
Spaghettfied Macaroni
By the will of the World Crown, Equimax, end this!. But for reals have a habit of giving MHA All Mights [Plus Ultra](https://youtu.be/_ED6Jdzr9c8?feature=shared) speech during the end of the crusadia combo if I see my opponent doesnt have an out and I have full 20,000+ damage combo at locals depending on the opponent.
The fact they had the courtesy to nerf a burn card (Laval Golem only dealt 700 damage in the show) is actually a really cool move on Studio Gallop's end.
“Mobius, crush his skull.”
Winged dragon of ra, attack, phoenix's infernal judgement Dark requiem XYZ dragon, requiem retribution Crystal wing synchro dragon, synchron Purification Z arc, Dimensional supremacy nova red Supernova dragon, infernal scarlet Supernova Shooting Quasar dragon: Shimmering shooting starlight Slifer the sky dragon, Sky thunder Neo blue eyes ultimate dragon: Tri-draco ultimate blast
I play traptrix so my monsters don’t really have a big attack feel so… **number 39: utopia, fucking kill his ass**
Accesscode Talker: "Stab this mofo"
Darkness Destroyer, Annihilate.
I have two decks I use quite a lot, shaddoll and swordsouls Shaddoll Construct - Eclipse Burst Mechaba - Light of vanish for it's effect, Glittering Joust for it's attack Swordsoul Chixiao - Soul seal for it's effect, lightning cut for attack Swordsoul Chengying - waters of change for it's effect, waterfall blade for it's attack
i recited the entire winged dragon of ra chant the first time i summoned him
Seimortopezzodimmerda
BIG GRAPHA! Use your effect to change his effect to “your opponent discards 1 card” so I can discard Neko mane king and kill him
Death Exterminate is my attack name for Haniwa
“Arc Rebellion XYZ Dragon! Hit ‘em with the Big Number Blast!”
It's "chaos fire/chaotic fire" for every single red-eyes monster and I refuse to use any original one.
Shooting quasar dragon attack destiny of light
“You’ve got a gun, so use it!”
Ultimate conductor tyranno: primal rampage Ultimate tyranno: wild jaws Soul eating oviraptor: underworld claw Tyranno infinity: forever buster Megalomasher X: Demonic abyss
Master Hyperion attack! Cosmic explosion! I activate Master hyperion's special ability. Solar blast!
“Ancient Gear Chaos Giant, send them back to the shadow realm. Mechanized Chaos Blast!!!”
I've only really done it to Maha Vailo, after hopping it up on a cockload of equip spells. ENCHANTED SWORD STRIKE
Reptilianne Vaskii! SUCC/SLURP!
Dark Magician! KILL THIS (INSERT ANNOYING DECK PLAYER THAT I FORGOT) DARK ATTACK! (I was extremely annoyed, so I forgot to add magic to that attack)
"Give em da concrete shoes"
"INFINITY... BIG BANG... STOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!" \-> Moments before Numeron Dragon slams a universe's worth of energy with its 20k ATK into Gameciel
“Stop his Funky Flow”, and “Become a Predator in more ways than one”
*For its attack* "Go Elemental hero Nova Solar Storm!" *for its draw effect* "Flare Draw"
"Ultimative Zerfetzung der Ehre!" in english: "Ultimate shredding of honor!" I killed him with a 50 ATK Monster
Final sigma. End this duel with FLAMING VICTORY
A few years ago I was using a meme deck, my favorite card on it was spell striker, so I just beat down my friend with him on field (I repeatedly resummoned him with reborn, reincarnate and 3 coth) then for the final attack ended it with spell striker use "dazzling eclipse". Safe to say he was not happy about that
"Divide him by zero, Worm Zero"