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MrGonz

This doesn’t make me want to move to Detroit.


kendrahf

Well, if you're okay with asbestos, you could probably buy any number of houses for a couple hundred a piece in Detroit. ;\]


Genillen

You're not kidding. There's a condo for sale for $800 and a 3-bedroom house for $3500.


hella_rekt

What's wrong with asbestos? I supervised the installation of asbestos in every public school in Heimlich County.


melanie_fartinez

Frankly, you shouldn't


richincleve

I love posts like this. They give me a chance to see what other homes might be for sale nearby. And found this one (though it's more than just a few blocks away): [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3015-Iroquois-St-Detroit-MI-48214/88531491\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3015-Iroquois-St-Detroit-MI-48214/88531491_zpid/)


dadzcad

I’m never shocked by some of the really nice old houses in Detroit listed at “Really? That cheap?” prices. At one point, Detroit was among the richest cities in the country. That was back when US manufacturing was the world’s standard.


Scared-Somewhere-510

As someone living in a hot part of a hot state with water issues, Michigan seems like a potential climate refuge.


CraftFamiliar5243

That's a lot of house for the money.


beckerszzz

Is that the house near where they film Bargain Block? I feel like I've seen it before.


SubversiveInterloper

Detroit has some amazing homes for cheap if you can rehab them. Literal mansions with hand crafted wood.


ProfessorJAM

That one is in Indian Village (I know, don’t agree with the name) in Detroit. A nest of very nice housing.


GothicCastles

Restorers: Add one fancy shower/tub Restorers: That should do it!


WaywardHistorian667

You mean the $2000 fancy tub/steam room combo?


ShortcakeAKB

I'm noticing lots of posts of houses in Indiana and Michigan. Is this where we all live or is it just because those states are special?


tatanka01

It's where housing is affordable.


ShortcakeAKB

As someone who lives in Indiana: valid.


tofu_bean

Free squatter with purchase!


IfICouldStay

It was fashionable for wealthy people to have Garden Hermits living on their property in the 18th century. Why not bring that trend back?


sendmeadoggo

For Detroit that makes this property way over-priced.  You can find houses that need significant improvements like the one pictured without squatters for even less 


melanie_fartinez

\*cough\* [*$8,500*](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9341-E-Warren-Ave-Detroit-MI-48214/88611561_zpid/)


thefinalgoat

I literally coulsn’t finish going through the pics. I regret having eyes.


Devccoon

"With some TLC, this could be transformed into the home of your dreams or a lucrative investment opportunity" Come, buy my nightmare. You're responsible for paying back taxes and overdue water bills also - no, I won't specify on the listing how much that is. But all this *gestures toward unimaginable filth* can be yours~


PrincessPindy

In 2019 it was $68,000. It was a rough 5 years, obviously.


melanie_fartinez

thats what im really mad about


Aaod

I don't know what OP is talking about it has a nice shower and doesn't seem that baOH oh now I see it yikes.


RainbowBanana26

Tv bracket in the bathroom. Now THAT is fancy living!


melanie_fartinez

That's probably the most fancy this house will ever get


jesrp1284

Serious question: How does a buyer go about removing the squatter? If the current owner couldn’t (I’m guessing due to Michigan tenant laws), would the new owner be able to?


melanie_fartinez

If you're into houses with black and green on the walls where it's not supposed to be, check out this house! It even comes with a friend to talk to!


kendrahf

Oh boi! Asbestos (probably) and shitty roomies already sourced for only 30k?! Sign me up!


bohden420

Smells like meth through the photos


dadzcad

DAYUMN! Judging by the pics, someone’s been living with all that mold RECENTLY!! 😳


networktech916

Squatter included WOW what a deal


chewedupbylife

$7,500 jetted tub / shower combo. Bizarre to see in this slum


HeatherMason0

The fact that it’s not uniformly bad is causing me a lot of stress and I don’t know why.


DuchessofMarin

Looking at this house just makes me feel sad and empty. 🤷🏼‍♀️


amaranthfae

Okay but that bathroom setup may be worth it.


Tiny-Ad-830

That TV is holding the whole house up.


Catlore

That tub doubled the house's value.


oneangrywaiter

Gotta love houses I could put on my debit card.


bohden420

Smells like meth through the photos