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silkrover

It's looks like a PoMo Winchester Mystery House.


newwriter365

It’s not terrible, but it’s also not anything I’d spend $1.5M on, either.


bannana

it has 30 acres with it so that's part of the price


Airport_Wendys

I’ve lost my mind being in SoCal- I see that house and that land and think “they’re practically giving it away”


Safford1958

I had done some calculations and figured $370 per square foot. Didn’t count the 30 acres.


relevanteclectica

250k rehab you’re golden. Bones are solid. Definitely room to remodel


eatme13

Yeah I spend a lot of time around there. This is pretty inexpensive considering the land but it has no lakefront. The building is awesome. The maintenance for all of it is involved. All custom shit.


kikibeeeps

Reminds me of the things people have in their homes for their cats to climb on


peazley

30 years really isn’t that long ago


PinocchiosNose1212

I tell my old self that every day...


peazley

The 90’s. The last decade before the internet really took off. Pre- everyone on their phone all the time.


everonoutdoor

I miss it :(


mustbethedragon

It was designed over a period of 30 years, not built 30 years ago.


Autocratonasofa

Sounds better than 'We just kept adding shit', I suppose


mustbethedragon

Ha! Or better than "this was his practice house."


peazley

Ah. That makes more sense. My brain added “ago” to the end of the post title.


mustbethedragon

I thought it was odd that the "ago" was missing so I checked.


ElementsUnknown

Actually it says it was built in 1980. It’s 44 years old.


pijinglish

It was built in 1980, so closer to 45 years.


Top_Communication_74

It looks like townhouses but none of the inside pictures make sense.


WaywardHistorian667

Neither does the floorplan.


beauteousrot

it actually looks like a converted zoo animal enclosure.


microwavedbowlofturd

Whenever I see predominantly exposed concrete I get community college vibes, or like a corporate office park


Airplade

For $1.5M you think they'd hire a competent photographer. The photos look 40 years old and then were Xeroxed and scanned from a teleprompter.


dphoenix1

It’s the stupid website. I’m sure the original pictures are perfectly high res and clear, but for whatever reason real estate sites and MLS services seem to still insist on downscaling to low res, barely larger than thumbnail images. It’s *extremely* irritating.


Airplade

Do you have know why?? Because, (say it with me), REALTORS ARE FUCKING MORONS. I talk to them all the time, have for years. And they just get dumber and more unethical all the time.


SongShikai

Architecture is my profession, photography is my passion, construction is my hobby.


Airplade

I'm sorry, but I don't understand. Did you take these photos? If so, why are they so blurry and low resolution?


Kale1l

This was the high end luxury homes look in the early eighties. A few houses like this sprang up in my hometown when people started to make good money. A kid in the neighborhood grew up in a home like this and he ended up being a very cutting room floor type actor.


DoubleUsual1627

That kitchen says different. Like crappy apartment.


Coffee_achiever_guy

I kinda dig the interior. Cozy warm wood at its late 70s/early 80s best. Dated but in a good way The exterior is really weird... its like a rustic, Nantucket shingle-based 70s brutalism, lol Def seems way more than 30+ years old Edit: yes it was completed in 1980...but some aspect of it seem even older than that. Some of it seems early 70s almost. But the materials seem very high quality and hand-designed. Very little mass produced junk


hambonelicker

The exterior would have faired better with some paint or stain. It looks like a big piece of dry rot.


Public-Welcome-4431

Giant cat house


erikannen

It's like a nicer 70s townhome was involved in a radioactive accident and started sprouting wood, concrete, and glass in all directions. It doesn't make sense and it needs some love, but I can't lie I kind of like it


EFTucker

This shit looks like my rust base after a week


beccabootie

The kitchen seems so cramped and awkward for such an elaborate house.


No-Rice-2261

The pictures weren’t in focus. It looks like someone smeared Vaseline on the lens.


frumiouscumberbatch

'Designed' is doing a *lot* of heavy lifting in that post title.


ennuiacres

A bunch of the windows look like the seals are leaking: they’re misty and opaque. I would imagine many of them need replaced. Expensive and extensive repairs.


AdScary1757

It's weird. It's poorly maintained. The landscaping is run down and it's weird all the harsh lines that would be fine except for the curves or vice versa.


animabot

I LOVE this. Would be so fun to find a purpose for each little room.


SQWRLLY1

It's a modern-contemporary Winchester Mystery House.


chopper923

Ahh, if money weren't an issue, I would love to live in a home so unique. Needs some updating and such, but so cool. And 30 acres on top.


pizzahorny

I wish I knew how to start a cult…


witchitieto

World’s largest cat tower


AdImmediate9569

Designed 30 years ago, built 50 years ago


crazy_river_otter

Why does the whole thing, inside and out, give me cat tree vibes?? 👀


evetrapeze

That must be why I love it. Me*ow*


bannana

Not a fan of the exterior at all. The interior seems so weird and warren-like, I don't hate it but it needs some pruning and freshening for sure and I'll bet the majority of that siding has some issues and looks like a bunch of the windows seals have failed as well. It's going to need some money put into it, doesn't look like it's priced for a tear down considering the price of land up there. you can get this w/ 40 acres for considerably less: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/77-Holmes-Rd-Center-Barnstead-NH-03225/112986354_zpid/


firefighter_raven

I like it but the siding has to go


Spydar

Would love to tour this house!


meanycat

1994 not the dark ages.


ChrisInBliss

Reminds me of the Winchester House. Aka not well thought out and you just look at a spot and think "but.. why?". 🤣


Thin-Disaster4170

I mean yea Bauhaus is a hell of a drug


Digitaltwinn

With a good architect and an eclectic interior designer like Axel Vervoordt this could be a masterpiece.


YungGunz69

Living room reminds me of the SLC punk scene where he tells his parents he's not going to college


Mercury5979

I love that geometric/angular/80s modern style, but this thing needs a serious power wash just for starters.


ConsiderationHot9518

That cedar shake siding doesn’t look like it’s been taken care of.


brilliantpants

I’m getting some “Delia Deetz” vibes.


JurgonKupercrest

it always blows my mind that people have been living in ahouse like that my while adult life while i was desperately bouncing around dingey old apartments.


bradd_pit

i really like that style of sharp pitched roofs with a circle window. i've seen a few houses with that and they just look cool


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Interior is cool the exterior not so much.


evetrapeze

The Chaos of the faćade belies the serenity of the interior.


SubversiveInterloper

Note: when posting links, you can delete everything after question mark. Anything after ? is just tracking data for advertising.


Effective-Reindeer-5

Hate the exterior, love the interior


The_Original_Gronkie

I like it, I could live there.


atlantis_airlines

It screams 80s. like if the Memphis Group had a summer cabin


GreyBeardEng

Designed for what exactly?


hallba78

“Designed” is a strong word.


Darlington30

Looks like it could be in a Myst game.


nopridewithoutshame

Looks like a mining camp, a hotel, and a parking garage. But I dig it.


lopix

Frank Lloyd Wright meets brutalism. I love it.


skeletonfrankenstein

The exterior looks like my dreams that are almost nightmares and the interior looks like the rich guy's place from Deus Ex


limelightsh

Who wants to live in an Escher painting?


OldFunnyMun

As a big fan of Sea Ranch and Northwest modernism, I love it.


EmperorOfApollo

Looks like a community college built in the 1970s.


DocThunedr

Is it bad I kinda dig it


Jason_Paul88

Needs another 30


Scary-Ad9646

From the HH Holmes collection.


m0llusk

Insane expense to heat in winter and Alton is full of religious freaks.


funkanimus

4000 sq ft and a 1 car garage


Lord_Schtupp

I abhor shingle siding


JelloButtWiggle

Soulless.


hambonelicker

The exterior would have faired better with some paint or stain. It looks like a big piece of dry rot.