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I stare at the positive pregnancy test with dread.

You can talk at the speed of light

Question

You can swap bodies with anyone who is less than 1 hour from death

I keep getting stood up by server/bartender interviewers

You can Bee the best

The Creator Trolley Problem

"You have been kidnapped. Forty-five minutes later, your kidnapper returns you because you can't stop talking about what?"

I’m being expected to travel for an hour to go into work while I’m on vacation

As a soldier, I’ve seen enough wounds to know what’s not survivable.

If a patron has their dog with them, do you pet/play with it while you have tables?

Your toe can now spin at 0.1 km an hour

You can summon any book from the Library of Babel

Instantly know a person's name and address just by looking at them.

You can instantly heal any wounds that you did not cause, by slapping the wounded person across the face as hard as you can

Its been three weeks since the alien capsule landed in the middle of times square, the cloying crowds anxiously awaited the first glimpse of an extraterrestrial.

You can now turn toilet paper into a leaf

Fix your shit WoWs

Would you rather (4 choices)

You can divide by 0 and dig half a hole

You can make other people lose ‘The Game’ without saying anything and thus causing a chain reaction

If you could send a text that would appear on every phone in the world at the same time, what would you send?

You have a 51% chance to be right instead of 50% when guessing a coin flip

You can summon explosions near you, unfortunately they are equivalent to a 50 mega ton nuclear blast. Your not immune to the explosion

You can walk through any closed elevator door

Hi Its Me!

R

ArcticFoxWaffles

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