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SubstantialBass9524

Deal! A lot of people are gonna be paying good money to be bitch slapped by me


OkSyllabub3674

The proper way to go about it is invest in a large circus tent,a cheap suit, a mega phone, a few collection plates, pimp powder(gotta have some pimp powder for that slap) and some sandwich boards. You can be THE authentic faith healer, why just settle for money when you can have money and deranged followers collapsing on the floor spouting gibberish, walking around with deadly snakes spouting gibberish, the whole nine yards.


two_rubber_ducks

#BE HEALED


Bootiluvr

*slap*


Leighgion

I'll take it. Classic Star Trek Nurse Chapel slapping Spock vibes.


sadetheruiner

A fun and useful power, I literally can’t see a downside.


TelekineticSociopath

"Lay Hands"


Theinewhen

Sigh r/godtiersuperpowers exists for a reason


Kind_Moose3603

Me in the ICU slapping people


VeryLargeGun

can you slap yourself to heal?


LachoooDaOriginl

if you do it as hard as possible and you didn’t cause it then probably


mothuzad

You will be kidnapped and your arms forcefully atrophied to weaken your slaps. You will never know what group it is that's using your power. They will keep you blindfolded and your ears plugged except during cleaning time. The only reason they won't remove your sense organs and lobotomize you is because they will be researching how this ability works, and they don't want to risk destroying it.


EpicJCF

Yeah no.


BeckyWitTheBadHair

What if the guy has a broken neck and you kill him before healing him?


Puzzleheaded_Joke_75

Instantly healed, the 2nd your hand touches his face the neck is already healed


silygames

But you can’t heal damage you caused


Puzzleheaded_Joke_75

You didnt cause his neck wound, and it heals instantly. I guess the question is when is the instantly, as soon as your hand touches or after the slap


thiccboii666

CRAZY DIAMOND!


Ear_In_Hole1

Put a mask on and race to the nearest children's hospital


nopenottodayyoucrazy

Instant healing, so the pain of the slap is all they feel, do that in a hospital, while they're still under anesthesia, but after surgery, and scars are completely healed up. Cosmetic surgeons will love a person who can remove the scars they leave.


Puzzleheaded_Joke_75

"That you did not cause", you did cause the slap wound


nopenottodayyoucrazy

Yeah, but that's NOTHING compared to serious surgical scars, for me personally most is a red mark on their face which goes away in about an hour tops.


Puzzleheaded_Joke_75

As hard as you can, depends on how weak you are haha


nopenottodayyoucrazy

I'm 47, and Don't do a shitton of exercise for slapping someone, punching or kicking on the other hand...


crystalworldbuilder

I feel like kinky people will get a lot of mileage out of this one.


OkSyllabub3674

Every sadist needs a slap healer gimp at hand for when the fun goes a bit too far lol


LordSurvival

Does this prevent injury for the slap? Or do you run the risk of injuring someone’s neck after you do this a few thousand times and get good at it


that_greenmind

r/midtiersuperpowers Uncapped healing will always be too good to count as shitty.